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worst fucking pain ever!
Just got stung in the palm of my hand by a red wasp. I was sitting here, surfing GFY and I felt a tickle on the back of my neck. reach back, thought it might be a tick because I had been outside in the woods earlier so thinking its a tick I grabbed it open palmed and it was a damn wasp!!
Hes in wasp heaven now, but he lit me up good before I sent him there. |
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LMAO.
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One go tme in the palm of my hand when i was younger..hurt like fuck man.
Worst sting i ever got
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that's the bad thing about those stingers...they give you a good present when they give up
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I got stung once last year while throwing away the trash. Fuckin hurt. Put your hand under hot water to get the blood circulating and the pain will go away soon.
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That happened to me - when I was eight or so - Man - it is still fresh in my memory - unbelievably painful
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A wasp sting hurts like crazy
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Damn good thing you are not allergic to them. He would of fucked you up bigtime.
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I got stung in the ear once (that wasn't fun) and last year playing golf I got stung on my wrist that hurt like a mother.
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never been stung by a wasp or bee in my life, and i hope to keep it that way
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what are the chances?
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Worst pain ever? You've obviously never been drunk enuff to get your balls caught in your zipper!
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Hmm I wonder what kind of pain is it... getting stun on the nuts?
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You wont be spankin it with the hand in the near future
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I have only been stung by a bee/wasp once.
I was at a park and had a Mountain Dew open. I set it down for a while. I picked it back up, took a drink, felt something in my mouth in addition to the soda. It stung me and then i spit it out. OUCH!
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Where'd it get you? Tongue, lip, cheek?
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Got me in the cheek. Hurt like a bitch too.
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one time i was ass was struck with a paddle on stage at a strip club! wow!
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I know yellowjackets arent the most painful bees but god damn I hated when I was a kid playing in the woods and stepping in a nest of them. Those little fuckers like to chase ya down. I give the the most determined to get your ass award
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Yeah I have been chased by them before, it follwed me all the way home! Worst sting was when I put my hand down on something, and squashed one, it got me good too!
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Yeah my dog got into a nest of them the other day and when he ran up he rolled over and was rolling around trying to get them off, his fucking balls were covered with them, poor little bastard, we hosed him down with cold water, then rubbing alcohol to take out the sting, then fed him a benadryl tablet to slow the poison, he was okay, but after getting stung in the balls a few times he wasnt right for a few days. |
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You gotta scare them, not run away like a coward !!!
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Worst pain ever?> Hmmm Getting all 10 toes cut off by acommercial lawn mower. For $50 paypal i;ll post pics
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I got stung on the hand by a wasp about 8 years ago. Woke up the next morning and my entire arm was 3 times the size of normal. Ended up in the hospital for a day because of it because the swelling was so bad they were worried about the circulation in my arm. I stay the hell away from them now....I used to carry an epi-pen for it but I stopped when it expired....guess I'm taking my chances now.
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you are going to die
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