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Marcus Aurelius 07-27-2004 01:19 PM

worst fucking pain ever!
 
Just got stung in the palm of my hand by a red wasp. I was sitting here, surfing GFY and I felt a tickle on the back of my neck. reach back, thought it might be a tick because I had been outside in the woods earlier so thinking its a tick I grabbed it open palmed and it was a damn wasp!!
Hes in wasp heaven now, but he lit me up good before I sent him there.

twistyneck 07-27-2004 01:20 PM

LMAO.

Jdoughs 07-27-2004 01:21 PM

One go tme in the palm of my hand when i was younger..hurt like fuck man.

Worst sting i ever got

Goose 07-27-2004 01:21 PM

that's the bad thing about those stingers...they give you a good present when they give up :winkwink:

X37375787 07-27-2004 01:22 PM

I got stung once last year while throwing away the trash. Fuckin hurt. Put your hand under hot water to get the blood circulating and the pain will go away soon. :thumbsup

HammerALL 07-27-2004 01:22 PM

That happened to me - when I was eight or so - Man - it is still fresh in my memory - unbelievably painful

axelcat 07-27-2004 01:23 PM

A wasp sting hurts like crazy

Marcus Aurelius 07-27-2004 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
I got stung once last year while throwing away the trash. Fuckin hurt. Put your hand under hot water to get the blood circulating and the pain will go away soon. :thumbsup
I got the stinger out and poured rubbing alcohol on it, its all good now.

fr8 07-27-2004 01:23 PM

Damn good thing you are not allergic to them. He would of fucked you up bigtime.

sickkittens 07-27-2004 01:25 PM

I got stung in the ear once (that wasn't fun) and last year playing golf I got stung on my wrist that hurt like a mother.

Manowar 07-27-2004 01:42 PM

never been stung by a wasp or bee in my life, and i hope to keep it that way

fr8 07-27-2004 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by sickkittens
I got stung in the ear once (that wasn't fun) and last year playing golf I got stung on my wrist that hurt like a mother.
The ear one sounds like it hurts more than his palm and your wrist. Did it swell alot?

Rankings 07-27-2004 05:18 PM

what are the chances?

Evil1 07-27-2004 05:20 PM

Worst pain ever? You've obviously never been drunk enuff to get your balls caught in your zipper!

Floridiot 07-27-2004 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by Evil1
Worst pain ever? You've obviously never been drunk enuff to get your balls caught in your zipper!
or your forskin

Vitasoy 07-27-2004 05:21 PM

Hmm I wonder what kind of pain is it... getting stun on the nuts?

Sosa 07-27-2004 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil1
Worst pain ever? You've obviously never been drunk enuff to get your balls caught in your zipper!

LOL, too drunk to piss or zip your pants back up? Maybe you shouldn't drink :)

Zerof8 07-27-2004 05:33 PM

You wont be spankin it with the hand in the near future:1orglaugh :Graucho :1orglaugh

Evil1 07-27-2004 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sosa
LOL, too drunk to piss or zip your pants back up? Maybe you shouldn't drink :)
Actually I was thinking I havn't had enough to drink because i felt it.

MandyBlake 07-27-2004 05:43 PM

I have only been stung by a bee/wasp once.
I was at a park and had a Mountain Dew open. I set it down for a while. I picked it back up, took a drink, felt something in my mouth in addition to the soda. It stung me and then i spit it out.
OUCH!

Gheenz 07-27-2004 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MandyBlake
I have only been stung by a bee/wasp once.
I was at a park and had a Mountain Dew open. I set it down for a while. I picked it back up, took a drink, felt something in my mouth in addition to the soda. It stung me and then i spit it out.
OUCH!

OMG!!! That really must have sucked!!!

Where'd it get you? Tongue, lip, cheek?

MandyBlake 07-27-2004 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NickHimself
OMG!!! That really must have sucked!!!

Where'd it get you? Tongue, lip, cheek?

It definitely sucked.
Got me in the cheek.
Hurt like a bitch too.

Nader 07-27-2004 05:48 PM

one time i was ass was struck with a paddle on stage at a strip club! wow!

Another i had stetches removed, and one of my tatoos killed

:glugglug :glugglug :glugglug

thumbsUP 07-27-2004 06:12 PM

I know yellowjackets arent the most painful bees but god damn I hated when I was a kid playing in the woods and stepping in a nest of them. Those little fuckers like to chase ya down. I give the the most determined to get your ass award:thumbsup

sextmsg 07-27-2004 06:14 PM

Yeah I have been chased by them before, it follwed me all the way home! Worst sting was when I put my hand down on something, and squashed one, it got me good too!

Marcus Aurelius 07-27-2004 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thumbsUP
I know yellowjackets arent the most painful bees but god damn I hated when I was a kid playing in the woods and stepping in a nest of them. Those little fuckers like to chase ya down. I give the the most determined to get your ass award:thumbsup
EDIT: 25 fucking stinging bastards!!

Yeah my dog got into a nest of them the other day and when he ran up he rolled over and was rolling around trying to get them off, his fucking balls were covered with them, poor little bastard, we hosed him down with cold water, then rubbing alcohol to take out the sting, then fed him a benadryl tablet to slow the poison, he was okay, but after getting stung in the balls a few times he wasnt right for a few days.

AnalProbe 07-27-2004 06:29 PM

You gotta scare them, not run away like a coward !!!

http://www.savannahnow.com/diversion...2/full_bat.jpg

Meta Ridley 07-27-2004 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq

Hes in wasp heaven now, but he lit me up good before I sent him there.


:1orglaugh Classic

bjjb 07-27-2004 07:49 PM

Worst pain ever?> Hmmm Getting all 10 toes cut off by acommercial lawn mower. For $50 paypal i;ll post pics :1orglaugh Thank god for IV morphine! :thumbsup

wyldblyss 07-27-2004 07:57 PM

I got stung on the hand by a wasp about 8 years ago. Woke up the next morning and my entire arm was 3 times the size of normal. Ended up in the hospital for a day because of it because the swelling was so bad they were worried about the circulation in my arm. I stay the hell away from them now....I used to carry an epi-pen for it but I stopped when it expired....guess I'm taking my chances now.

Credit 07-27-2004 07:58 PM

you are going to die

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I.T.S.

Reak 07-27-2004 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnalProbe
You gotta scare them, not run away like a coward !!!

http://www.savannahnow.com/diversion...2/full_bat.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Marcus Aurelius 07-27-2004 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bjjb
Worst pain ever?> Hmmm Getting all 10 toes cut off by acommercial lawn mower. For $50 paypal i;ll post pics :1orglaugh Thank god for IV morphine! :thumbsup
okay...i retract my previous statement.....THATS gotta be the worst pain ever.

Evil1 07-27-2004 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bjjb
Worst pain ever?> Hmmm Getting all 10 toes cut off by acommercial lawn mower. For $50 paypal i;ll post pics :1orglaugh Thank god for IV morphine! :thumbsup
Oh cummon, post it, it'd make a good owned pic

bjjb 07-27-2004 09:41 PM

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Originally posted by Evil1
Oh cummon, post it, it'd make a good owned pic
Wish I still had the pre-amputation pics the DR took before he took the toes. Those woulda made some good conversation pics on CJ lmfao Maybe i'll post some stump pics tomorrow :1orglaugh


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