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Fred Quimby · 09-24-2004, 02:51 PM

Beware of Marijuana Smokers

BLANTYRE, Malawi (Reuters) - A Malawian man believed to be high on marijuana beheaded two women with an axe Friday, police in the southern African country said.

The man, in his mid-20s, beheaded a 52-year-old woman while she worked in her garden with her daughter and did the same to a 68-year-old friend who came to the daughter's aid, police spokesman Kelvin Maigwa told Reuters.

"The unsuspecting woman greeted the stranger who, instead, threw the axe at her, aiming at the chest," Maigwa said.

He said police found marijuana, or hemp, when they searched the suspect's home.

"The house was full of stench from recently smoked hemp. We believe he had an overdose of the hemp that made him go berserk," Maigwa said, adding that the walls of the house bore quotations from famous reggae songs.

Police have launched a manhunt for the killer, who fled into the bush after the attacks.

detoxed · 09-24-2004, 02:52 PM

LOL yes it was the marijuana that made him crazy, not living in BLANTYRE, Malawi

Drake · 09-24-2004, 02:56 PM

The stuff he was smoking couldn't have been very good. Who's his dealer? He's the one to blame

twistyneck · 09-24-2004, 02:57 PM

Fucking dope fiends. This is why I am in favor of extremely long mandatory minimum sentences for even the smallest amount.

QuaWee · 09-24-2004, 02:57 PM

the guy most of been unstable before he smoked pot

Manowar · 09-24-2004, 02:58 PM

he must have really been bonging out to do that

Furious_Male · 09-24-2004, 02:59 PM

Bad stuff.. First you get the munchies then you start beheading people. Just say No!

SetTheWorldonFire · 09-24-2004, 02:59 PM

overdose?!

You will pass out before that happens heh

RuthXtremePay · 09-24-2004, 02:59 PM

It's like during Vietnam when they said that the marijuana was making the soldiers go crazy and kill people...

um... the soldiers are at war... that's what they do..

As for this guy, yeah, he was probly just messed up from the get go, or he got a hold of some real bad shit.

s9ann0 · 09-24-2004, 03:02 PM

they must have some strong shit out in Malawi!

ztik · 09-24-2004, 03:02 PM

Drugs affect each person differently
Its possible that it was the pot

Fred Quimby · 09-24-2004, 03:07 PM

This article equates Hemp as Marijuana; this mistake is as old as the war against marijuana initiated by the DuPont family and the textile industry (think cotton).

Hemp is a product that comes from the Cannabis plant, but it is just a fiber, and does NOT come from the flowers (*aka "buds"). Hemp is NOT smokeable, and is NOT an intoxicant.

Marijuana is the dried flowers of the Cannabis plant (typically female plants, if males are present the flowers will be full of seeds, yuch!).

chemicaleyes · 09-24-2004, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ztik
Drugs affect each person differently
Its possible that it was the pot

but very unlikely.

chemicaleyes · 09-24-2004, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fred Quimby
This article equates Hemp as Marijuana; this mistake is as old as the war against marijuana initiated by the DuPont family and the textile industry (think cotton).

Hemp is a product that comes from the Cannabis plant, but it is just a fiber, and does NOT come from the flowers (*aka "buds"). Hemp is NOT smokeable, and is NOT an intoxicant.

Marijuana is the dried flowers of the Cannabis plant (typically female plants, if males are present the flowers will be full of seeds, yuch!).

Vitasoy · 09-24-2004, 03:14 PM

Awww great first the penis choper now a beheader

Joe Citizen · 09-24-2004, 03:15 PM

HOLY SHIT!

IT'S REEFER MADNESS!

09-24-2004, 02:51 PM	#1
Fred Quimby Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,430	BREAKING NEWS: A Marijuana Smoker Beheads Two Women Beware of Marijuana Smokers BLANTYRE, Malawi (Reuters) - A Malawian man believed to be high on marijuana beheaded two women with an axe Friday, police in the southern African country said. The man, in his mid-20s, beheaded a 52-year-old woman while she worked in her garden with her daughter and did the same to a 68-year-old friend who came to the daughter's aid, police spokesman Kelvin Maigwa told Reuters. "The unsuspecting woman greeted the stranger who, instead, threw the axe at her, aiming at the chest," Maigwa said. He said police found marijuana, or hemp, when they searched the suspect's home. "The house was full of stench from recently smoked hemp. We believe he had an overdose of the hemp that made him go berserk," Maigwa said, adding that the walls of the house bore quotations from famous reggae songs. Police have launched a manhunt for the killer, who fled into the bush after the attacks. __________________

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RuthXtremePay Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 471	It's like during Vietnam when they said that the marijuana was making the soldiers go crazy and kill people... um... the soldiers are at war... that's what they do.. As for this guy, yeah, he was probly just messed up from the get go, or he got a hold of some real bad shit. __________________ XtremePay Let's do business - hit me up - ICQ #233854608 Promote the Web's Best Selling All Inclusive Sites! 50-70% Recurring! Click here now!!

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detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	LOL yes it was the marijuana that made him crazy, not living in BLANTYRE, Malawi

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Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	The stuff he was smoking couldn't have been very good. Who's his dealer? He's the one to blame

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twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	Fucking dope fiends. This is why I am in favor of extremely long mandatory minimum sentences for even the smallest amount.

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s9ann0 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 4,873	they must have some strong shit out in Malawi!

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ztik Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Nomad Posts: 5,196	Drugs affect each person differently Its possible that it was the pot

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Fred Quimby Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,430	This article equates Hemp as Marijuana; this mistake is as old as the war against marijuana initiated by the DuPont family and the textile industry (think cotton). Hemp is a product that comes from the Cannabis plant, but it is just a fiber, and does NOT come from the flowers (*aka "buds"). Hemp is NOT smokeable, and is NOT an intoxicant. Marijuana is the dried flowers of the Cannabis plant (typically female plants, if males are present the flowers will be full of seeds, yuch!). __________________

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Joe Citizen Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,552	HOLY SHIT! IT'S REEFER MADNESS!