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Fred Quimby 09-24-2004 02:51 PM

BREAKING NEWS: A Marijuana Smoker Beheads Two Women
 
Beware of Marijuana Smokers :stoned :rasta :smokin

BLANTYRE, Malawi (Reuters) - A Malawian man believed to be high on marijuana beheaded two women with an axe Friday, police in the southern African country said.

The man, in his mid-20s, beheaded a 52-year-old woman while she worked in her garden with her daughter and did the same to a 68-year-old friend who came to the daughter's aid, police spokesman Kelvin Maigwa told Reuters.

"The unsuspecting woman greeted the stranger who, instead, threw the axe at her, aiming at the chest," Maigwa said.

He said police found marijuana, or hemp, when they searched the suspect's home.

"The house was full of stench from recently smoked hemp. We believe he had an overdose of the hemp that made him go berserk," Maigwa said, adding that the walls of the house bore quotations from famous reggae songs.

Police have launched a manhunt for the killer, who fled into the bush after the attacks.

detoxed 09-24-2004 02:52 PM

LOL yes it was the marijuana that made him crazy, not living in BLANTYRE, Malawi

Drake 09-24-2004 02:56 PM

The stuff he was smoking couldn't have been very good. Who's his dealer? He's the one to blame:winkwink:

twistyneck 09-24-2004 02:57 PM

Fucking dope fiends. This is why I am in favor of extremely long mandatory minimum sentences for even the smallest amount.

QuaWee 09-24-2004 02:57 PM

the guy most of been unstable before he smoked pot

Manowar 09-24-2004 02:58 PM

he must have really been bonging out to do that

Furious_Male 09-24-2004 02:59 PM

Bad stuff.. First you get the munchies then you start beheading people. Just say No!

SetTheWorldonFire 09-24-2004 02:59 PM

overdose?! :1orglaugh

You will pass out before that happens heh

RuthXtremePay 09-24-2004 02:59 PM

It's like during Vietnam when they said that the marijuana was making the soldiers go crazy and kill people...

um... the soldiers are at war... that's what they do..

As for this guy, yeah, he was probly just messed up from the get go, or he got a hold of some real bad shit.

:stoned

s9ann0 09-24-2004 03:02 PM

they must have some strong shit out in Malawi!

ztik 09-24-2004 03:02 PM

Drugs affect each person differently
Its possible that it was the pot :2 cents:

Fred Quimby 09-24-2004 03:07 PM

This article equates Hemp as Marijuana; this mistake is as old as the war against marijuana initiated by the DuPont family and the textile industry (think cotton).

Hemp is a product that comes from the Cannabis plant, but it is just a fiber, and does NOT come from the flowers (*aka "buds"). Hemp is NOT smokeable, and is NOT an intoxicant.

Marijuana is the dried flowers of the Cannabis plant (typically female plants, if males are present the flowers will be full of seeds, yuch!).

chemicaleyes 09-24-2004 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ztik
Drugs affect each person differently
Its possible that it was the pot :2 cents:

but very unlikely.

chemicaleyes 09-24-2004 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fred Quimby
This article equates Hemp as Marijuana; this mistake is as old as the war against marijuana initiated by the DuPont family and the textile industry (think cotton).

Hemp is a product that comes from the Cannabis plant, but it is just a fiber, and does NOT come from the flowers (*aka "buds"). Hemp is NOT smokeable, and is NOT an intoxicant.

Marijuana is the dried flowers of the Cannabis plant (typically female plants, if males are present the flowers will be full of seeds, yuch!).

:thumbsup

Vitasoy 09-24-2004 03:14 PM

Awww great first the penis choper now a beheader

Joe Citizen 09-24-2004 03:15 PM

HOLY SHIT!

IT'S REEFER MADNESS!

:1orglaugh


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