Stupid emails from my website members - GoFuckYourself.com

BRISK · 07-26-2004, 09:59 PM

I get stupid emails every day.

Here's an email I got today:

"Hey man, I like that video, do you have her email?"

The website of mine that this person saw the video he liked happens to have over 200 videos on it.
He likes "that" video.

Thanks for being specific.

These type of emails almost always come from AOL email addresses. Coincidence? I think not.

BRISK · 07-26-2004, 10:02 PM

Here's another stupid email:

"How do I get back to Google from your site?"

BRISK · 07-26-2004, 10:06 PM

Here's another:

"I lost the play button on my video, where did it go?"

KCat · 07-26-2004, 10:45 PM

Ar3s · 07-26-2004, 10:47 PM

LOLOLOLOOL

Serge Litehead · 07-26-2004, 10:47 PM

brizzad · 07-26-2004, 10:47 PM

post more

thekebie · 07-26-2004, 10:48 PM

I made a desktop of jordan that british fake pamela anderson a few years ago. It became super popular and at the bottom I put "jordan at kebie.com" so you could come and get more jordan pictures. Anyways people would send me tons of emails to [email protected] and I would get them.

I should have taken up a lot of the offers, I would have had free plane tickets to brazil and all sorts of crap.

{fusion} · 07-26-2004, 10:48 PM

smart surfers browse kazza, dumbasses get there card out, you cant win

hydro · 07-26-2004, 10:50 PM

surfers are always asking for a phone number or something from the models. Or if they could do some films for you.

Mike Okitch · 07-26-2004, 11:12 PM

Spam me with more stupid emails from site members.

tornell · 07-26-2004, 11:22 PM

BRISK · 07-27-2004, 12:09 AM

Here's another stupid email:

"How do I make the videos go into my CPU?"

bdld · 07-27-2004, 12:12 AM

stupid as they may be, stupid people are what makes the world go around.

BRISK · 07-27-2004, 12:15 AM

It's obvious to me that soooo many people have no idea how to write a proper email. They just open their email prog and start typing the first thing on their mind. They must think I'm a mind reader the way they ask questions without telling me things like which of the 200+ videos they're talking about. They just assume I know which one they're talking about.

Here is a typical email:

"That blonde is hot, what's her name?"

THERE MUST BE AT LEAST 100 BLONDES IN THE VIDEOS ON MY SITE, HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW WHICH ONE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?

BRISK · 07-27-2004, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdld
stupid as they may be, stupid people are what makes the world go around.

Yeah, I know. Someone has to clean the floor at McDonald's.

It just amazes me that these people even manage to somehow use a computer enough to arrive at my sites in the first place.

I've been getting these stupid emails for years and it never ceases to amaze me how dumb people can be.

andrej_NDC · 07-27-2004, 01:07 AM

here are mine:

"why can\'t i get movie to play?"

"i cannot open the movies. please advise"

"Please cancel. Takes too long to download."

More Booze · 07-27-2004, 03:04 AM

hova · 07-27-2004, 03:07 AM

Thank god for stupid people

doornx · 07-27-2004, 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
Here's another stupid email:

"How do I make the videos go into my CPU?"

lol classic

Gunni · 07-27-2004, 03:37 AM

I often get emails from aol users, and because I have a php form they have to enter their own email adress for me to be able to reply (I am going to change that), well often it is from [email protected]
And the request is something like "why doesn't it work?"

Why doesn't what work??? #¤&&¤#E%¤&%

Idiots!

Trafficbrokercom · 07-27-2004, 03:39 AM

besides getting a shitload of stupid emails I take every email serious and a former member of my site is my most important content producer now!

Gunni · 07-27-2004, 03:42 AM

Yeah, I answer all the idiots really politely.

They might just sign up again, but they probably won't if you're rude

sean416 · 07-27-2004, 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by andrej_NDC
"Please cancel. Takes too long to download."

KraZ · 07-27-2004, 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by andrej_NDC
"Please cancel. Takes too long to download."

I like that... from now on, you have to write an email to the webmaster of the server if you'd like to cancel a download as you won't have a cancel button, just "Wait some more" button and "Send email to webmaster for cancelation" button.

Duh.

strobi · 07-27-2004, 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
Here's another stupid email:

"How do I make the videos go into my CPU?"

nice one!

Vitasoy · 07-27-2004, 04:18 AM

Looks pretty normal to me.

maybe cause I've done CS in the past. ;)

johnbosh · 07-27-2004, 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike Okitch
Spam me with more stupid emails from site members.

Fred Quimby · 07-27-2004, 04:23 AM

"that pic offends me,,pls take it down now or i will tell your isp"

Manowar · 07-27-2004, 04:24 AM

its amazing that they actually manage to type their card numbers in successfully

alexg · 07-27-2004, 04:26 AM

johnbosh · 07-27-2004, 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fred Quimby
"that pic offends me,,pls take it down now or i will tell your isp"

hahaa

demented · 07-27-2004, 04:33 AM

"i don't have creditcard, can i have free password pls?"

Gunni · 07-27-2004, 07:01 AM

Just got this one

" Question: how to see free viado in anternet/?"

Basic_man · 07-27-2004, 07:08 AM

ROLF ! Stupid bitch with credit card :D

mynetporn · 07-27-2004, 07:18 AM

"you have to many links on your site can you please just send me the videos"

In case no one here knows I run a Link List to Sponsor Galleries.

Denis_SC · 07-27-2004, 07:21 AM

brand0n · 07-27-2004, 07:24 AM

man, o man.

i own weed.com

you should see some of the fuckin amazing emails i get.

andrej_NDC · 07-27-2004, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gunni
Just got this one

" Question: how to see free viado in anternet/?"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Mefo · 07-27-2004, 07:30 AM

surfer emails are always fucking great

07-26-2004, 09:59 PM	#1
BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	Stupid emails from my website members I get stupid emails every day. Here's an email I got today: "Hey man, I like that video, do you have her email?" The website of mine that this person saw the video he liked happens to have over 200 videos on it. He likes "that" video. Thanks for being specific. These type of emails almost always come from AOL email addresses. Coincidence? I think not. __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

07-26-2004, 10:02 PM	#2
BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	Here's another stupid email: "How do I get back to Google from your site?" __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

07-26-2004, 10:06 PM	#3
BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	Here's another: "I lost the play button on my video, where did it go?" __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

07-26-2004, 10:45 PM	#4
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07-26-2004, 10:47 PM	#6
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07-26-2004, 10:47 PM	#5
Ar3s So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: ICQ : 207880728 Posts: 4,307	LOLOLOLOOL

07-26-2004, 10:47 PM	#7
brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	post more

07-26-2004, 10:48 PM	#8
thekebie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Hood of Burquitlam, BC Posts: 1,046	I made a desktop of jordan that british fake pamela anderson a few years ago. It became super popular and at the bottom I put "jordan at kebie.com" so you could come and get more jordan pictures. Anyways people would send me tons of emails to [email protected] and I would get them. I should have taken up a lot of the offers, I would have had free plane tickets to brazil and all sorts of crap.

07-26-2004, 10:48 PM	#9
{fusion} Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,650	smart surfers browse kazza, dumbasses get there card out, you cant win

07-26-2004, 10:50 PM	#10
hydro Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dirty 3rd Posts: 4,216	surfers are always asking for a phone number or something from the models. Or if they could do some films for you.

07-26-2004, 11:12 PM	#11
Mike Okitch Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Posts: 4,126	Spam me with more stupid emails from site members. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

07-26-2004, 11:22 PM	#12
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07-27-2004, 12:09 AM	#13
BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	Here's another stupid email: "How do I make the videos go into my CPU?" __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

07-27-2004, 12:12 AM	#14
bdld $100,000 Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 11,452	stupid as they may be, stupid people are what makes the world go around.

07-27-2004, 12:15 AM	#15
BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	It's obvious to me that soooo many people have no idea how to write a proper email. They just open their email prog and start typing the first thing on their mind. They must think I'm a mind reader the way they ask questions without telling me things like which of the 200+ videos they're talking about. They just assume I know which one they're talking about. Here is a typical email: "That blonde is hot, what's her name?" THERE MUST BE AT LEAST 100 BLONDES IN THE VIDEOS ON MY SITE, HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW WHICH ONE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT? __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

07-27-2004, 01:07 AM	#17
andrej_NDC Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 7,760	here are mine: "why can\'t i get movie to play?" "i cannot open the movies. please advise" "Please cancel. Takes too long to download."

07-27-2004, 03:04 AM	#18
More Booze Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 5,116

07-27-2004, 03:07 AM	#19
hova Traffillionaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ:209371571 Posts: 22,430	Thank god for stupid people __________________ http://traffillions.com/ Sign up and get lifetime revshare on your traffic

07-27-2004, 03:37 AM	#21
Gunni Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Barcelona Posts: 2,385	I often get emails from aol users, and because I have a php form they have to enter their own email adress for me to be able to reply (I am going to change that), well often it is from [email protected] And the request is something like "why doesn't it work?" Why doesn't what work??? #¤&&¤#E%¤&% Idiots!

07-27-2004, 03:39 AM	#22
Trafficbrokercom Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 542	besides getting a shitload of stupid emails I take every email serious and a former member of my site is my most important content producer now!

07-27-2004, 03:42 AM	#23
Gunni Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Barcelona Posts: 2,385	Yeah, I answer all the idiots really politely. They might just sign up again, but they probably won't if you're rude

07-27-2004, 04:18 AM	#27
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Looks pretty normal to me. maybe cause I've done CS in the past. ;) __________________ [email protected]

07-27-2004, 04:23 AM	#29
Fred Quimby Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,430	"that pic offends me,,pls take it down now or i will tell your isp"

07-27-2004, 04:24 AM	#30
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	its amazing that they actually manage to type their card numbers in successfully

07-27-2004, 04:26 AM	#31
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07-27-2004, 04:33 AM	#33
demented Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cincinnati Ohio Posts: 2,388	"i don't have creditcard, can i have free password pls?"

07-27-2004, 07:01 AM	#34
Gunni Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Barcelona Posts: 2,385	Just got this one " Question: how to see free viado in anternet/?"

07-27-2004, 07:08 AM	#35
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07-27-2004, 07:18 AM	#36
mynetporn Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: FL Posts: 1,154	"you have to many links on your site can you please just send me the videos" In case no one here knows I run a Link List to Sponsor Galleries.

07-27-2004, 07:21 AM	#37
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07-27-2004, 07:24 AM	#38
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07-27-2004, 07:30 AM	#40
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