Stupid emails from my website members
 

I get stupid emails every day.

Here's an email I got today:

"Hey man, I like that video, do you have her email?"



The website of mine that this person saw the video he liked happens to have over 200 videos on it.
He likes "that" video.

Thanks for being specific.

These type of emails almost always come from AOL email addresses. Coincidence? I think not.

Here's another stupid email:

"How do I get back to Google from your site?"

Here's another:

"I lost the play button on my video, where did it go?"

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I made a desktop of jordan that british fake pamela anderson a few years ago. It became super popular and at the bottom I put "jordan at kebie.com" so you could come and get more jordan pictures. Anyways people would send me tons of emails to [email protected] and I would get them.

I should have taken up a lot of the offers, I would have had free plane tickets to brazil and all sorts of crap.

smart surfers browse kazza, dumbasses get there card out, you cant win :)

surfers are always asking for a phone number or something from the models. Or if they could do some films for you.

Spam me with more stupid emails from site members.

lool

Here's another stupid email:

"How do I make the videos go into my CPU?"

stupid as they may be, stupid people are what makes the world go around.

It's obvious to me that soooo many people have no idea how to write a proper email. They just open their email prog and start typing the first thing on their mind. They must think I'm a mind reader the way they ask questions without telling me things like which of the 200+ videos they're talking about. They just assume I know which one they're talking about.

Here is a typical email:

"That blonde is hot, what's her name?"



THERE MUST BE AT LEAST 100 BLONDES IN THE VIDEOS ON MY SITE, HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW WHICH ONE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?

Yeah, I know. Someone has to clean the floor at McDonald's.

It just amazes me that these people even manage to somehow use a computer enough to arrive at my sites in the first place.

I've been getting these stupid emails for years and it never ceases to amaze me how dumb people can be.

here are mine:

"why can\'t i get movie to play?"


"i cannot open the movies. please advise"


"Please cancel. Takes too long to download."

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Thank god for stupid people

lol classic :1orglaugh

I often get emails from aol users, and because I have a php form they have to enter their own email adress for me to be able to reply (I am going to change that), well often it is from [email protected]
And the request is something like "why doesn't it work?"

Why doesn't what work??? #¤&&¤#E%¤&% :mad:

Idiots! :1orglaugh

besides getting a shitload of stupid emails I take every email serious and a former member of my site is my most important content producer now!

Yeah, I answer all the idiots really politely.

They might just sign up again, but they probably won't if you're rude :)

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I like that... from now on, you have to write an email to the webmaster of the server if you'd like to cancel a download as you won't have a cancel button, just "Wait some more" button and "Send email to webmaster for cancelation" button.

Duh.

:1orglaugh nice one!

Looks pretty normal to me. :) maybe cause I've done CS in the past. ;)

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"that pic offends me,,pls take it down now or i will tell your isp"

:1orglaugh its amazing that they actually manage to type their card numbers in successfully

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hahaa

"i don't have creditcard, can i have free password pls?"

Just got this one

" Question: how to see free viado in anternet/?"

ROLF ! Stupid bitch with credit card :D

"you have to many links on your site can you please just send me the videos"

In case no one here knows I run a Link List to Sponsor Galleries.

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man, o man.

i own weed.com

you should see some of the fuckin amazing emails i get.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

surfer emails are always fucking great :1orglaugh