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Jarrod · 07-25-2004, 02:27 PM

What I really want to know is there really a way to go from the sex to the fake cumshot and have it all look real on video? This is such a ghetto topic but it must be done. Thank you for your help. No I'm not the lamer who can't perform.

Jdoughs · 07-25-2004, 02:29 PM

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Originally posted by Jarrod
What I really want to know is there really a way to go from the sex to the fake cumshot and have it all look real on video? This is such a ghetto topic but it must be done. Thank you for your help. No I'm not the lamer who can't perform.

Hire a new stunt cock, or dont pay the current one unless he produces

Jarrod · 07-25-2004, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by Jdoughs
Hire a new stunt cock, or dont pay the current one unless he produces

I can't hire a new stunt cock the girl will only do it with this guy there is no getting a new guy. I'm already at the point where I havent been paying him for about 3 sex scenes we've done all without cumshots. No I'm at a dead stop because I've filmed all the softcore and need to do the hardcore.

I've also rented a furnished apartment so they don't have to deal with the pressure of hotels and being pressured to perform. They are living there ON ME.

Dagwolf · 07-25-2004, 02:31 PM

If you can't make it look real, make it look really fake... do a rough camera-angle change, then throw a bucket of hand lotion on her face.

And stop hiring gay actors for straight porn...

Jarrod · 07-25-2004, 02:32 PM

Dagwolf you're right you must be gay if you can't do a popshot with her..

Jdoughs · 07-25-2004, 02:35 PM

Kick them the fuck out then, if you cant fix a toilet why should you be payed as a plumber.

Tell him to perform or get the fuck out.

Im sure you cant afford to cover there expenses for nothing.

Gheenz · 07-25-2004, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by Dagwolf
If you can't make it look real, make it look really fake... do a rough camera-angle change, then throw a bucket of hand lotion on her face.

And stop hiring gay actors for straight porn...

A bucket of hand lotion!!! ROFLMFAO!!!

Gheenz · 07-25-2004, 02:36 PM

Tell him to shit or get off the pot

Babaganoosh · 07-25-2004, 02:37 PM

Cetaphil

Tom_PMs · 07-25-2004, 02:43 PM

Sweetened Condensed Milk.

SmokeyTheBear · 07-25-2004, 02:56 PM

Pay the guy a bonus for every drop of sperm he produces, ( he will produce more trust me )

bigdog · 07-25-2004, 03:01 PM

have him hold a small plastic bag of lotion under his dick

Volantt · 07-25-2004, 03:03 PM

Sweat jesus, I shot a load in my pants just looking at her. And that was right after sex with the wife.

Jarrod · 07-25-2004, 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by Volantt
Sweat jesus, I shot a load in my pants just looking at her. And that was right after sex with the wife.

tell me about it. I get wicked hard boners when I'm filming and out of respect I try to keep it covered but DAMN!

Shoehorn! · 07-25-2004, 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by Dagwolf
If you can't make it look real, make it look really fake... do a rough camera-angle change, then throw a bucket of hand lotion on her face.

And stop hiring gay actors for straight porn...

VirtuMike · 07-25-2004, 03:17 PM

It's a Jedi mind trick.

TheWildcard · 07-25-2004, 03:29 PM

Tell him to stop jerking off all day long

JOKER · 07-25-2004, 03:39 PM

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Originally posted by Jarrod
tell me about it. I get wicked hard boners when I'm filming and out of respect I try to keep it covered but DAMN!

you're killing me

How often do you produce with them?

Isnt he cumming at all,or just a few drops?

ICQ me if you dont wanna go in detail here.

Thanx,
Steve

Pipecrew · 07-25-2004, 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by JOKEREMPIRE
you're killing me

How often do you produce with them?

Isnt he cumming at all,or just a few drops?

ICQ me if you dont wanna go in detail here.

Thanx,
Steve

You're an odd little man.

TheMob · 07-25-2004, 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
You're an odd little man.

What he said

JohnnyPearl · 07-25-2004, 04:17 PM

Tell him if he doesn't cum this time.. You will have to jerkoff and cum on his girlfriends face instead of him.. That is what I would do..

JOKER · 07-25-2004, 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
You're an odd little man.

How do you know I'm little?

I have my reasons why I'm asking

S.

"The Dog" · 07-25-2004, 04:41 PM

It can be done but.......
if it's not shot correctly it will appear fake.
The correct way to do it is a trade secret and will take practice to perfect the technique.
I would make sure couples can deliver before I start picking up the tab, typically when we try and shoot couples there is "always"
some sort of issuse and it is usually with the guy. If you're payin the rent, then you should be callin the shots, not her and not him.
I would tell them straight up, she need to be able to shoot with exp. male talent that can deliver.
Or start packin
ICQ 213857754 for the fake pop shot info

reynold · 07-25-2004, 11:32 PM

give more incentive...fuck you're really fuck up getting that model huh...

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Jarrod Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 837	Someone please let me in on the secret of fake cumshots.. What I really want to know is there really a way to go from the sex to the fake cumshot and have it all look real on video? This is such a ghetto topic but it must be done. Thank you for your help. No I'm not the lamer who can't perform. __________________

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"The Dog" Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 130	It can be done but....... if it's not shot correctly it will appear fake. The correct way to do it is a trade secret and will take practice to perfect the technique. I would make sure couples can deliver before I start picking up the tab, typically when we try and shoot couples there is "always" some sort of issuse and it is usually with the guy. If you're payin the rent, then you should be callin the shots, not her and not him. I would tell them straight up, she need to be able to shoot with exp. male talent that can deliver. Or start packin ICQ 213857754 for the fake pop shot info __________________ "The Dog" www.promediagroup.us "Custom Content Experts" ICQ 213857754

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reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	give more incentive...fuck you're really fuck up getting that model huh...