Someone please let me in on the secret of fake cumshots..

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  • Jarrod
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 837

    #1

    Someone please let me in on the secret of fake cumshots..

    What I really want to know is there really a way to go from the sex to the fake cumshot and have it all look real on video? This is such a ghetto topic but it must be done. Thank you for your help. No I'm not the lamer who can't perform.
  • Jdoughs
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 5794

    #2
    Originally posted by Jarrod
    What I really want to know is there really a way to go from the sex to the fake cumshot and have it all look real on video? This is such a ghetto topic but it must be done. Thank you for your help. No I'm not the lamer who can't perform.
    Hire a new stunt cock, or dont pay the current one unless he produces
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    • Jarrod
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2004
      • 837

      #3
      Originally posted by Jdoughs
      Hire a new stunt cock, or dont pay the current one unless he produces
      I can't hire a new stunt cock the girl will only do it with this guy there is no getting a new guy. I'm already at the point where I havent been paying him for about 3 sex scenes we've done all without cumshots. No I'm at a dead stop because I've filmed all the softcore and need to do the hardcore.

      I've also rented a furnished apartment so they don't have to deal with the pressure of hotels and being pressured to perform. They are living there ON ME.

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      • Dagwolf
        President of Canada
        • Sep 2003
        • 23141

        #4
        If you can't make it look real, make it look really fake... do a rough camera-angle change, then throw a bucket of hand lotion on her face.

        And stop hiring gay actors for straight porn...
        Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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        • Jarrod
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2004
          • 837

          #5
          Dagwolf you're right you must be gay if you can't do a popshot with her..

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          • Jdoughs
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2004
            • 5794

            #6
            Kick them the fuck out then, if you cant fix a toilet why should you be payed as a plumber.

            Tell him to perform or get the fuck out.

            Im sure you cant afford to cover there expenses for nothing.
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            • Gheenz
              Here's Your Sign
              • Oct 2003
              • 2410

              #7
              Originally posted by Dagwolf
              If you can't make it look real, make it look really fake... do a rough camera-angle change, then throw a bucket of hand lotion on her face.

              And stop hiring gay actors for straight porn...
              A bucket of hand lotion!!! ROFLMFAO!!!

              Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire

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              • Gheenz
                Here's Your Sign
                • Oct 2003
                • 2410

                #8
                Tell him to shit or get off the pot
                Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire

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                • Babaganoosh
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                  • Nov 2001
                  • 15841

                  #9
                  Cetaphil
                  I like pie.

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                  • Tom_PMs
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 2049

                    #10
                    Sweetened Condensed Milk.

                    You've read it, you can't unread it.

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                    • SmokeyTheBear
                      ►SouthOfHeaven
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 28609

                      #11
                      Pay the guy a bonus for every drop of sperm he produces, ( he will produce more trust me )
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                      • bigdog
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 6964

                        #12
                        have him hold a small plastic bag of lotion under his dick

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                        • Volantt
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 745

                          #13
                          Sweat jesus, I shot a load in my pants just looking at her. And that was right after sex with the wife.
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                          • Jarrod
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 837

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Volantt
                            Sweat jesus, I shot a load in my pants just looking at her. And that was right after sex with the wife.
                            tell me about it. I get wicked hard boners when I'm filming and out of respect I try to keep it covered but DAMN!

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                            • Shoehorn!
                              Die With Your Boots On
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 22872

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Dagwolf
                              If you can't make it look real, make it look really fake... do a rough camera-angle change, then throw a bucket of hand lotion on her face.

                              And stop hiring gay actors for straight porn...

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