Where do you put your car keys when you go jogging? - GoFuckYourself.com

korzon · 07-25-2004, 12:57 AM

I usually put mine inside the wheel of my car, but that poses two problems:

1. My hands get all dirty.
2. Someone might find it and steal shit from my car (They'll need a code to start it, so probably wont get stolen).

Do you guys have cars with fingerprint authentication or something instead of car keys? Or just drivers?

Ofcourse I could jog at home on the treadmill, but I like the outdoors..

Jade · 07-25-2004, 01:01 AM

I tie my key inside my shoestrings.

korzon · 07-25-2004, 01:04 AM

Your car key or your house key?

I can see how you could tie a house key, but my car keys are too big for that.

KC · 07-25-2004, 01:11 AM

Why do you drive to the place you go jogging?

Why not just jog from your house?

korzon · 07-25-2004, 01:14 AM

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Originally posted by KC
Why do you drive to the place you go jogging?

Why not just jog from your house?

Main reason is I don't want to fuck up my knees by running on the road, so I go to the park and jog on grass.

Also, the air is much cleaner, and there are no cars whizzing by. Not to mention it's pretty.

sweetsally · 07-25-2004, 04:57 AM

under the plant at the front door

arial · 07-25-2004, 04:58 AM

You do not want to know the answer to that question.

fr33s3x · 07-25-2004, 04:59 AM

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Originally posted by korzon
Main reason is I don't want to fuck up my knees by running on the road, so I go to the park and jog on grass.

Also, the air is much cleaner, and there are no cars whizzing by. Not to mention it's pretty.

great tactic

kahloz · 07-25-2004, 05:04 AM

Jogging?

Join a gym and put your keys in the locker then use a combination lock!

Kinda nasty to think people are out there jogging, getting all sweaty with their stank ass, then getting into a car and putting their stank ass on their stank chair in their stank car.

ugh!

Manowar · 07-25-2004, 05:09 AM

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Originally posted by arial
You do not want to know the answer to that question.

I put them in my pocket, i usually wear cargos that keep them in

LasseKongos · 07-25-2004, 08:15 AM

Never hears about a cockring?? Thats where I keep them...

Trafficbrokercom · 07-25-2004, 08:17 AM

I hold it in one hand and the mp3 player in the other hand ..

boosts your concentration a little bit ..

Peaches · 07-25-2004, 08:19 AM

I don't jog (which is obvious to anyone who has met me

) but I have one of those keypads on my car. I leave my keys in there all the time and just use the pad.

Also, you can take JUST the car key off your ring or just the remote fob and put THAT in your sock or something. You don't need to bring all your other keys along with you

alexg · 07-25-2004, 08:24 AM

I don't think putting the keys inside your wheels is very smart..someone might watch you doing that and then steal from your car

korzon · 07-25-2004, 08:42 AM

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Originally posted by alexg
I don't think putting the keys inside your wheels is very smart..someone might watch you doing that and then steal from your car

Of course it's not smart. Jeez.

AnalProbe · 07-25-2004, 08:47 AM

Don't use keys, buy an iris-scanner.

ImLost · 07-25-2004, 08:53 AM

i dont jog, but if i did i would put keys in my pocket

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korzon Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,524	Where do you put your car keys when you go jogging? I usually put mine inside the wheel of my car, but that poses two problems: 1. My hands get all dirty. 2. Someone might find it and steal shit from my car (They'll need a code to start it, so probably wont get stolen). Do you guys have cars with fingerprint authentication or something instead of car keys? Or just drivers? Ofcourse I could jog at home on the treadmill, but I like the outdoors.. __________________

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kahloz Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: new york city Posts: 230	Jogging? Join a gym and put your keys in the locker then use a combination lock! Kinda nasty to think people are out there jogging, getting all sweaty with their stank ass, then getting into a car and putting their stank ass on their stank chair in their stank car. ugh!

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Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	I don't jog (which is obvious to anyone who has met me ) but I have one of those keypads on my car. I leave my keys in there all the time and just use the pad. Also, you can take JUST the car key off your ring or just the remote fob and put THAT in your sock or something. You don't need to bring all your other keys along with you

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