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korzon 07-25-2004 12:57 AM

Where do you put your car keys when you go jogging?
 
I usually put mine inside the wheel of my car, but that poses two problems:

1. My hands get all dirty.
2. Someone might find it and steal shit from my car (They'll need a code to start it, so probably wont get stolen).

Do you guys have cars with fingerprint authentication or something instead of car keys? Or just drivers?

Ofcourse I could jog at home on the treadmill, but I like the outdoors..

Jade 07-25-2004 01:01 AM

I tie my key inside my shoestrings.

korzon 07-25-2004 01:04 AM

Your car key or your house key?

I can see how you could tie a house key, but my car keys are too big for that.

KC 07-25-2004 01:11 AM

Why do you drive to the place you go jogging?

Why not just jog from your house?

korzon 07-25-2004 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KC
Why do you drive to the place you go jogging?

Why not just jog from your house?

Main reason is I don't want to fuck up my knees by running on the road, so I go to the park and jog on grass.

Also, the air is much cleaner, and there are no cars whizzing by. Not to mention it's pretty.

sweetsally 07-25-2004 04:57 AM

under the plant at the front door

arial 07-25-2004 04:58 AM

You do not want to know the answer to that question.

fr33s3x 07-25-2004 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by korzon
Main reason is I don't want to fuck up my knees by running on the road, so I go to the park and jog on grass.

Also, the air is much cleaner, and there are no cars whizzing by. Not to mention it's pretty.

great tactic

kahloz 07-25-2004 05:04 AM

Jogging?

Join a gym and put your keys in the locker then use a combination lock! :thumbsup

Kinda nasty to think people are out there jogging, getting all sweaty with their stank ass, then getting into a car and putting their stank ass on their stank chair in their stank car.

ugh! :mad:

Manowar 07-25-2004 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by arial
You do not want to know the answer to that question.
:1orglaugh

I put them in my pocket, i usually wear cargos that keep them in

LasseKongos 07-25-2004 08:15 AM

Never hears about a cockring?? Thats where I keep them...

Trafficbrokercom 07-25-2004 08:17 AM

I hold it in one hand and the mp3 player in the other hand ..

boosts your concentration a little bit ..

Peaches 07-25-2004 08:19 AM

I don't jog (which is obvious to anyone who has met me :winkwink: ) but I have one of those keypads on my car. I leave my keys in there all the time and just use the pad.

Also, you can take JUST the car key off your ring or just the remote fob and put THAT in your sock or something. You don't need to bring all your other keys along with you :)

alexg 07-25-2004 08:24 AM

I don't think putting the keys inside your wheels is very smart..someone might watch you doing that and then steal from your car

korzon 07-25-2004 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg
I don't think putting the keys inside your wheels is very smart..someone might watch you doing that and then steal from your car
Of course it's not smart. Jeez.

AnalProbe 07-25-2004 08:47 AM

Don't use keys, buy an iris-scanner.

ImLost 07-25-2004 08:53 AM

i dont jog, but if i did i would put keys in my pocket


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