The most stupid thing ever happend to you? - GoFuckYourself.com

MaDalton · 07-24-2004, 03:04 PM

ok, everyone does some stupid stuff sometimes - let me hear some stories...

I'll start:

once i was so drunk that i puked between my shoes while sitting in a club at a table. puking caused so much effort that tears came to my eyes and washed out my lenses. first i didn't realize that, but i wouldn't have searched them in the puke anyway.
my next problem was: how to get home? I wanted to take the train, but without lenses i couldn't read the signs which said what train will be next.
and for some odd reason everyone i wanted to ask made some steps backwards...

but, as you can see, i finally managed to get home. what a lousy night

fr33s3x · 07-24-2004, 03:07 PM

I accidently fucked a sheep once

brizzad · 07-24-2004, 03:09 PM

i was high as hell with 2 other white boys and we were riding through the ghetto trying to score some more weed, and i get pulled over because of my tint being too dark.. here's the convo..

cop: "What are you doing in this area of town this late at night?"

me(keep in mind im high as nuts):"I know you're thinking.. oh a car full of white boys, they're probably high and looking for drugs, and you're right, we are..."

i then realized what i said and was like WTF

but things ended up turning out okay! read on:

next thing i know, me and my friends are getting searched, and on their way to search my car, they get a call saying someone got stabbed down the street, .. the cop says he doesnt have time to fuck with us and tells us to leave

07-24-2004, 03:04 PM	#1
MaDalton I am Amazing Content! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 39,822	The most stupid thing ever happend to you? ok, everyone does some stupid stuff sometimes - let me hear some stories... I'll start: once i was so drunk that i puked between my shoes while sitting in a club at a table. puking caused so much effort that tears came to my eyes and washed out my lenses. first i didn't realize that, but i wouldn't have searched them in the puke anyway. my next problem was: how to get home? I wanted to take the train, but without lenses i couldn't read the signs which said what train will be next. and for some odd reason everyone i wanted to ask made some steps backwards... but, as you can see, i finally managed to get home. what a lousy night __________________ AmazingContent.com - providing only the best content and service since 2003 Monetize your content on Veegaz.com - one of Germanies largest VOD sites Got German traffic? We convert it into money for you! Skype: madalton02826 - Email: oltecconsult [at] gmail [dot] com

07-24-2004, 03:07 PM	#2
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	I accidently fucked a sheep once __________________

07-24-2004, 03:09 PM	#3
brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	i was high as hell with 2 other white boys and we were riding through the ghetto trying to score some more weed, and i get pulled over because of my tint being too dark.. here's the convo.. cop: "What are you doing in this area of town this late at night?" me(keep in mind im high as nuts):"I know you're thinking.. oh a car full of white boys, they're probably high and looking for drugs, and you're right, we are..." i then realized what i said and was like WTF but things ended up turning out okay! read on: next thing i know, me and my friends are getting searched, and on their way to search my car, they get a call saying someone got stabbed down the street, .. the cop says he doesnt have time to fuck with us and tells us to leave