The most stupid thing ever happend to you?
 

ok, everyone does some stupid stuff sometimes - let me hear some stories... :Graucho

I'll start:

once i was so drunk that i puked between my shoes while sitting in a club at a table. puking caused so much effort that tears came to my eyes and washed out my lenses. first i didn't realize that, but i wouldn't have searched them in the puke anyway.
my next problem was: how to get home? I wanted to take the train, but without lenses i couldn't read the signs which said what train will be next.
and for some odd reason everyone i wanted to ask made some steps backwards...

but, as you can see, i finally managed to get home. what a lousy night :1orglaugh

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I accidently fucked a sheep once

i was high as hell with 2 other white boys and we were riding through the ghetto trying to score some more weed, and i get pulled over because of my tint being too dark.. here's the convo..


cop: "What are you doing in this area of town this late at night?"

me(keep in mind im high as nuts):"I know you're thinking.. oh a car full of white boys, they're probably high and looking for drugs, and you're right, we are..."

i then realized what i said and was like WTF

but things ended up turning out okay! read on:

next thing i know, me and my friends are getting searched, and on their way to search my car, they get a call saying someone got stabbed down the street, .. the cop says he doesnt have time to fuck with us and tells us to leave