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psyko514 · 07-24-2004, 10:06 PM

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his penis.

With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the poolman and your brother."

lil2rich4u2 · 07-24-2004, 10:08 PM

good one bro

NoCarrier · 07-24-2004, 10:09 PM

Hahaha!

Ok.. I hope you're not planning to do 23 more jokes today.

AVM · 07-24-2004, 11:10 PM

Funny yet sad. The constant repetition alluding to wives cheating is really scaring me off from even contemplating marriage. I know it's a joke, just saying, all over from jokes to talk shows - All wives do is cheat.

fatal attraction · 07-24-2004, 11:12 PM

Good one!!!

riosluts · 07-24-2004, 11:14 PM

hahah yeah
that was a good one

michel · 07-24-2004, 11:20 PM

You mean joke of the day

07-24-2004, 10:06 PM	#1
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07-24-2004, 10:09 PM	#3
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	Hahaha! Ok.. I hope you're not planning to do 23 more jokes today. __________________

07-24-2004, 11:10 PM	#4
AVM Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: South Florida. Posts: 1,890	Funny yet sad. The constant repetition alluding to wives cheating is really scaring me off from even contemplating marriage. I know it's a joke, just saying, all over from jokes to talk shows - All wives do is cheat. Last edited by AVM; 07-24-2004 at 11:11 PM..

07-24-2004, 11:14 PM	#6
riosluts Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,250	hahah yeah that was a good one __________________

07-24-2004, 11:12 PM	#5
fatal attraction Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: where ever he is! Posts: 6,522	Good one!!!

07-24-2004, 11:20 PM	#7
michel TheHun's Yellow Pages! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 3,420	You mean joke of the day