joke of the hour...
 

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his penis.

With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the poolman and your brother."

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good one bro

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Hahaha! :1orglaugh

Ok.. I hope you're not planning to do 23 more jokes today. :1orglaugh

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Funny yet sad. The constant repetition alluding to wives cheating is really scaring me off from even contemplating marriage. I know it's a joke, just saying, all over from jokes to talk shows - All wives do is cheat.

:1orglaugh Good one!!!

hahah yeah
that was a good one

You mean joke of the day:thumbsup