Whats The Best Anti Theft Device For Cars ? - GoFuckYourself.com

mahoney · 07-24-2004, 02:10 PM

Whats The Best Anti Theft Device For Cars ? I know the Club is a joke...I'm looking for something that locks to the brake or gass peddle and then to the stearing wheel. Where are those damn infomaercials when you need them ?

crockett · 07-24-2004, 02:11 PM

a big gun

TechNtentions · 07-24-2004, 02:12 PM

you trying to protect a Bently or something?

just get a nice car alarm that has a paging system. When someones touches your car, it tells you on the pager what part they touched. If they break in, it tells you that also.

KingDough · 07-24-2004, 02:12 PM

buy a shitty car

Manowar · 07-24-2004, 02:13 PM

hydro · 07-24-2004, 02:13 PM

my car alarm says "back off bitch" when people get near it ;)

fr8 · 07-24-2004, 02:13 PM

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Originally posted by TechNtentions
you trying to protect a Bently or something?

just get a nice car alarm that has a paging system. When someones touches your car, it tells you on the pager what part they touched. If they break in, it tells you that also.

stocktrader23 · 07-24-2004, 02:15 PM

http://www.stickdeath.com/2004auto.html

Daymare · 07-24-2004, 02:16 PM

ever see the redneck car alarm? It has 8 dogs in and around it... I wish I still had the pic :0

Peaches · 07-24-2004, 02:17 PM

If you want your car back, get a LoJack.

crockett · 07-24-2004, 02:18 PM

here you go.. Trunk Monkey

Tala · 07-24-2004, 02:20 PM

Car alarms are a joke around here; no one bothers to look when one goes off.

However, an Engineering professor at the college where I attend classes had an interesting idea...and it works.

Somehow or other, he wired up the doors of his car to electrify when the car doors were locked. I can't remember how much of a jolt he used, but I do know that while it wasn't a dangerous amount, it was enough to make someone think twice about touching the car.

He still has it that way, as far as I know, because he has a little sign in both the driver's side and passenger's side windows proclaiming the car to be "electrified - please do not touch."

mahoney · 07-24-2004, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
http://www.stickdeath.com/2004auto.html

KingDough · 07-24-2004, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by Tala
He still has it that way, as far as I know, because he has a little sign in both the driver's side and passenger's side windows proclaiming the car to be "electrified - please do not touch."

that's sweet

fr33s3x · 07-24-2004, 02:33 PM

Speznas in your trunk

whee · 07-24-2004, 03:30 PM

A minefield

EZRhino · 07-24-2004, 04:02 PM

Best anti theft devise leaving the severed hand of that last guy who tried to steal your car in the drivers side dashboard.

Tom_PMs · 07-24-2004, 04:06 PM

A tire boot like the cops use.

Car alarms are just a noise nuisance. Some cities have them banned..

I just lock my doors, seems to work, lol

stevecore · 07-24-2004, 04:17 PM

if you're serious... get the blaster made by charl fourie out of south africa.

muthafucka shoots flames right in the carjackers face.

TheWildcard · 07-24-2004, 04:17 PM

A big black man guarding your car.

chronic avenger · 07-24-2004, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by Tala

He still has it that way, as far as I know, because he has a little sign in both the driver's side and passenger's side windows proclaiming the car to be "electrified - please do not touch."

Can he do my car next?

sexyclicks · 07-24-2004, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by TheWildcard
A big black man guarding your car.

have fun http://www.virtualroofie.com/flash/bigblackben.htm

Mr Pheer · 07-24-2004, 05:15 PM

A locked garage is a real good anti theft device

kamasutrababe · 07-24-2004, 05:24 PM

Get the "Unbrakeable AutoLock". It attaches to your brake pedal, which is made of steel not aluminum like the steering wheel.

I had seen the TV infomercials, but they were so hokey, I thought the product was a joke.

But then one day I watched some program about car theft on Discovery Channel (I think). An ex-professional car thief said the Autolock was the only device (unlike Club and car alarms) that, though not beatable, would cause him to pass on that car and move to the next one. And it was what he used to protect his own car.

So the next day after seeing that program I ditched my Club and bought an Autolock. If only they didn't make such stupid infomercials, I might've bought one earlier and not wasted my money on the Club.

SlickRick · 07-24-2004, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by Manowar

What kind of gun is that Manowar? Looks like Ruger 45 to me!!!!

Vitasoy · 07-24-2004, 05:43 PM

take out the car battery from the car ;)

ModelPerfect · 07-24-2004, 05:46 PM

I someone who kept a boa constrictor around the steering wheel. He never had any problems.

baddog · 07-24-2004, 05:52 PM

a kill switch . . . costs about a quarter, takes about 10 minutes to install, and no one is going to start that car . . . impossible, unless you don't hide the switch good enough

PenisFace · 07-24-2004, 05:53 PM

I saw this infomercial once, for this thing called the autolock. Put it on your brake (if automatic) or clutch if its manual. If you've got a manual, get one for the clutch and the brake. I tend to not buy shit from infomercials, but they shot it with a rifle and it didnt break, the shot the club and it disintigrated.

AnalProbe · 07-24-2004, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
a kill switch . . . costs about a quarter, takes about 10 minutes to install, and no one is going to start that car . . . impossible, unless you don't hide the switch good enough

Funny if you can't remember where you put it...

PenisFace · 07-24-2004, 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by SlickRick
What kind of gun is that Manowar? Looks like Ruger 45 to me!!!!

Desert Eagle

SlickRick · 07-24-2004, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by PenisFace
Desert Eagle

Nice I want one.

I have a ruger 9mm, a glock 45 and a sig 45

CDSmith · 07-24-2004, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by mahoney
I know the Club is a joke

Heh... yeah. Some newsmagazine show in Canada brought one of the company reps for the Club on, then had a former pro car thief have a go at stealing a car with the Club protecting it.

The thief defeated the Club in 11 seconds.

Most useless fifty bucks anyone ever spent in the history of useless shit.

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Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Car alarms are a joke around here; no one bothers to look when one goes off. However, an Engineering professor at the college where I attend classes had an interesting idea...and it works. Somehow or other, he wired up the doors of his car to electrify when the car doors were locked. I can't remember how much of a jolt he used, but I do know that while it wasn't a dangerous amount, it was enough to make someone think twice about touching the car. He still has it that way, as far as I know, because he has a little sign in both the driver's side and passenger's side windows proclaiming the car to be "electrified - please do not touch." __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

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EZRhino Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: couch Posts: 6,258	Best anti theft devise leaving the severed hand of that last guy who tried to steal your car in the drivers side dashboard.

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Tom_PMs Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,049	A tire boot like the cops use. Car alarms are just a noise nuisance. Some cities have them banned.. I just lock my doors, seems to work, lol __________________ You've read it, you can't unread it.

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stevecore Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 6,130	if you're serious... get the blaster made by charl fourie out of south africa. muthafucka shoots flames right in the carjackers face.

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TheWildcard So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,759	A big black man guarding your car.

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Mr Pheer Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21,478	A locked garage is a real good anti theft device

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kamasutrababe Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 140	Get the "Unbrakeable AutoLock". It attaches to your brake pedal, which is made of steel not aluminum like the steering wheel. I had seen the TV infomercials, but they were so hokey, I thought the product was a joke. But then one day I watched some program about car theft on Discovery Channel (I think). An ex-professional car thief said the Autolock was the only device (unlike Club and car alarms) that, though not beatable, would cause him to pass on that car and move to the next one. And it was what he used to protect his own car. So the next day after seeing that program I ditched my Club and bought an Autolock. If only they didn't make such stupid infomercials, I might've bought one earlier and not wasted my money on the Club.

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	a kill switch . . . costs about a quarter, takes about 10 minutes to install, and no one is going to start that car . . . impossible, unless you don't hide the switch good enough

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PenisFace Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Vancouver Posts: 3,774	I saw this infomercial once, for this thing called the autolock. Put it on your brake (if automatic) or clutch if its manual. If you've got a manual, get one for the clutch and the brake. I tend to not buy shit from infomercials, but they shot it with a rifle and it didnt break, the shot the club and it disintigrated.