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mahoney 07-24-2004 02:10 PM

Whats The Best Anti Theft Device For Cars ?
 
Whats The Best Anti Theft Device For Cars ? I know the Club is a joke...I'm looking for something that locks to the brake or gass peddle and then to the stearing wheel. Where are those damn infomaercials when you need them ?

crockett 07-24-2004 02:11 PM

a big gun

TechNtentions 07-24-2004 02:12 PM

you trying to protect a Bently or something?

just get a nice car alarm that has a paging system. When someones touches your car, it tells you on the pager what part they touched. If they break in, it tells you that also.

KingDough 07-24-2004 02:12 PM

buy a shitty car

Manowar 07-24-2004 02:13 PM

http://www.waffenhq.de/infanterie/desert-eagle-01.jpg

hydro 07-24-2004 02:13 PM

my car alarm says "back off bitch" when people get near it ;)

fr8 07-24-2004 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TechNtentions
you trying to protect a Bently or something?

just get a nice car alarm that has a paging system. When someones touches your car, it tells you on the pager what part they touched. If they break in, it tells you that also.

:thumbsup

stocktrader23 07-24-2004 02:15 PM

http://www.stickdeath.com/2004auto.html

Daymare 07-24-2004 02:16 PM

ever see the redneck car alarm? It has 8 dogs in and around it... I wish I still had the pic :0

Peaches 07-24-2004 02:17 PM

If you want your car back, get a LoJack.

crockett 07-24-2004 02:18 PM

here you go.. Trunk Monkey

Tala 07-24-2004 02:20 PM

Car alarms are a joke around here; no one bothers to look when one goes off.

However, an Engineering professor at the college where I attend classes had an interesting idea...and it works.

Somehow or other, he wired up the doors of his car to electrify when the car doors were locked. I can't remember how much of a jolt he used, but I do know that while it wasn't a dangerous amount, it was enough to make someone think twice about touching the car.

He still has it that way, as far as I know, because he has a little sign in both the driver's side and passenger's side windows proclaiming the car to be "electrified - please do not touch."

:thumbsup

mahoney 07-24-2004 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
http://www.stickdeath.com/2004auto.html
:1orglaugh

KingDough 07-24-2004 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
He still has it that way, as far as I know, because he has a little sign in both the driver's side and passenger's side windows proclaiming the car to be "electrified - please do not touch."

:thumbsup

that's sweet

fr33s3x 07-24-2004 02:33 PM

Speznas in your trunk

whee 07-24-2004 03:30 PM

A minefield

EZRhino 07-24-2004 04:02 PM

Best anti theft devise leaving the severed hand of that last guy who tried to steal your car in the drivers side dashboard. :thumbsup

Tom_PMs 07-24-2004 04:06 PM

A tire boot like the cops use.

Car alarms are just a noise nuisance. Some cities have them banned..

I just lock my doors, seems to work, lol :winkwink:

stevecore 07-24-2004 04:17 PM

if you're serious... get the blaster made by charl fourie out of south africa.

muthafucka shoots flames right in the carjackers face.

http://www.kng.ca/images/xanga/car-jacking.jpg

TheWildcard 07-24-2004 04:17 PM

A big black man guarding your car.

chronic avenger 07-24-2004 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala

He still has it that way, as far as I know, because he has a little sign in both the driver's side and passenger's side windows proclaiming the car to be "electrified - please do not touch."

:thumbsup

Can he do my car next?

sexyclicks 07-24-2004 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheWildcard
A big black man guarding your car.
have fun http://www.virtualroofie.com/flash/bigblackben.htm

Mr Pheer 07-24-2004 05:15 PM

A locked garage is a real good anti theft device

kamasutrababe 07-24-2004 05:24 PM

Get the "Unbrakeable AutoLock". It attaches to your brake pedal, which is made of steel not aluminum like the steering wheel.

I had seen the TV infomercials, but they were so hokey, I thought the product was a joke.

But then one day I watched some program about car theft on Discovery Channel (I think). An ex-professional car thief said the Autolock was the only device (unlike Club and car alarms) that, though not beatable, would cause him to pass on that car and move to the next one. And it was what he used to protect his own car.

So the next day after seeing that program I ditched my Club and bought an Autolock. If only they didn't make such stupid infomercials, I might've bought one earlier and not wasted my money on the Club.

SlickRick 07-24-2004 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
http://www.waffenhq.de/infanterie/desert-eagle-01.jpg

What kind of gun is that Manowar? Looks like Ruger 45 to me!!!!

Vitasoy 07-24-2004 05:43 PM

take out the car battery from the car ;)

ModelPerfect 07-24-2004 05:46 PM

I someone who kept a boa constrictor around the steering wheel. He never had any problems.

baddog 07-24-2004 05:52 PM

a kill switch . . . costs about a quarter, takes about 10 minutes to install, and no one is going to start that car . . . impossible, unless you don't hide the switch good enough

PenisFace 07-24-2004 05:53 PM

I saw this infomercial once, for this thing called the autolock. Put it on your brake (if automatic) or clutch if its manual. If you've got a manual, get one for the clutch and the brake. I tend to not buy shit from infomercials, but they shot it with a rifle and it didnt break, the shot the club and it disintigrated.

:2 cents:

AnalProbe 07-24-2004 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
a kill switch . . . costs about a quarter, takes about 10 minutes to install, and no one is going to start that car . . . impossible, unless you don't hide the switch good enough
Funny if you can't remember where you put it... :1orglaugh

PenisFace 07-24-2004 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SlickRick
What kind of gun is that Manowar? Looks like Ruger 45 to me!!!!
Desert Eagle :)

SlickRick 07-24-2004 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PenisFace
Desert Eagle :)

Nice I want one.

I have a ruger 9mm, a glock 45 and a sig 45

CDSmith 07-24-2004 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mahoney
I know the Club is a joke
Heh... yeah. Some newsmagazine show in Canada brought one of the company reps for the Club on, then had a former pro car thief have a go at stealing a car with the Club protecting it.

The thief defeated the Club in 11 seconds.

Most useless fifty bucks anyone ever spent in the history of useless shit.


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