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BigG · 07-23-2004, 07:17 PM

I would make myself the "KING OF THE WORLD" and I would ride around on big ships, standing on the rail of the bow yelling, "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!"

DTK · 07-23-2004, 07:25 PM

I'd abolish that whole 'death' thing

jawanda · 07-23-2004, 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by BigG
I would make myself the "KING OF THE WORLD" and I would ride around on big ships, standing on the rail of the bow yelling, "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!"

roflmao

Would you paint a picture of me ... "Like the French girls" ?

jawanda · 07-23-2004, 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by DTK
I'd abolish that whole 'death' thing

Hey man, you're from Tahoe?

Whereabout? I grew up in Tahoe Vista ..

wyldblyss · 07-23-2004, 07:34 PM

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Originally posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee
I call that but raise you this...

How about you have to apply to be a parent? Qualify financially, have a background check done, be at least 25 years old, etc.

Everyone would be milked for semen and eggs at puberty (for freezing), then immediately neutered. Frozen semen and eggs can be used after turning 25 and passing application.

That has to be the most stupid thing I have ever heard. Freezer breaks...oh well, you qualify but you can't have kids. What about having kids naturally? Hell, why don't we just raise a certain number of kids in institutions so they are "made right".

There are millions of GREAT parents in the world but because a small percentage are lousy you suggest this? You are nuts!

baddog · 07-23-2004, 07:39 PM

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Originally posted by aSStig
fridge = from a appliance dealer (exchanged it with 10 sacks of rice)

closet = my dad made it, out of woods

house = our family did it, made of bamboos

phone line = everybody has phone, it was installed by a telecommunication company (exchange it with chickens, pigs and fish)

good-bye

phogirl69 · 07-23-2004, 07:46 PM

I would be rich and famous.. probably with my own entourage, publicist, make up artist, hair stylist and wardrobe stylist, personal chef, personal trainer, masseuse, the works baby.

They would clear the mall out when I shop, so I can shop in peace by myself because I would be such a VIP.

I would live in mansions all over the world and perform a'la Britney Spears style in sold out stadiums all over the world.

DTK · 07-23-2004, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by jawanda
Hey man, you're from Tahoe?

Whereabout? I grew up in Tahoe Vista ..

South Lake, just across the lagoon from the keys. We moved up here nearly 3 years ago.

I know where you're talking about though, we've been doing family vacation over at kingswood for the last 20odd years. Going to be over there in a couple weeks

BigG · 07-23-2004, 08:10 PM

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Originally posted by jawanda

roflmao

Would you paint a picture of me ... "Like the French girls" ?

Absolutely!!!

I would paint a lovely nude picture of you . . . now take off all of your clothes and hop on the couch!!! Wait, put on the Heart of the Ocean Necklace! Ok, hold still!

RP Fade · 07-23-2004, 08:16 PM

Make everything unhealthy that you can consume actually good for your health

aSStig · 07-23-2004, 08:32 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
good-bye

oh-k . . . . .

ItBurnsWhenIpee · 07-23-2004, 08:44 PM

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Originally posted by phogirl69
I would be rich and famous.. probably with my own entourage, publicist, make up artist, hair stylist and wardrobe stylist, personal chef, personal trainer, masseuse, the works baby.

They would clear the mall out when I shop, so I can shop in peace by myself because I would be such a VIP.

I would live in mansions all over the world and perform a'la Britney Spears style in sold out stadiums all over the world.

I think the question was more what would you change about the world itself, not your life...

ItBurnsWhenIpee · 07-23-2004, 08:45 PM

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Originally posted by wyldblyss
That has to be the most stupid thing I have ever heard. Freezer breaks...oh well, you qualify but you can't have kids. What about having kids naturally? Hell, why don't we just raise a certain number of kids in institutions so they are "made right".

There are millions of GREAT parents in the world but because a small percentage are lousy you suggest this? You are nuts!

Nuts am I? You know who voted for this measure twice? Senator John Kerry.

baddog · 07-23-2004, 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee
Nuts am I? You know who voted for this measure twice? Senator John Kerry.

Kimmykim · 07-23-2004, 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by aSStig
is there anything i could change in this world . . . . . .

i would not allow MONEY to exist . . . . if you want to eat then you have something to give in return, a stuff, a service, but not money . . . . . .

i would make it to a point that everyone of us wears same thing . . ..

i would take-off the word RICH and POOR in everybody's head . . . . everyone of us should be equal . . . . . no one should be on top nor at the bottom in this world . . . ..

mmmm wat else . . . . .

Your leader would either be Lenin or Mao Tse Tung, I'm still debating it.

Idiot.

RP Fade · 07-23-2004, 09:05 PM

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Originally posted by aSStig
is there anything i could change in this world . . . . . .

i would not allow MONEY to exist . . . . if you want to eat then you have something to give in return, a stuff, a service, but not money . . . . . .

i would make it to a point that everyone of us wears same thing . . ..

i would take-off the word RICH and POOR in everybody's head . . . . everyone of us should be equal . . . . . no one should be on top nor at the bottom in this world . . . ..

mmmm wat else . . . . .

There is a similar concept in place..it's called China..

DTK · 07-23-2004, 09:09 PM

Guess some of you guys haven't realized that China's gone capitalist....

RP Fade · 07-23-2004, 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by DTK
Guess some of you guys haven't realized that China's gone capitalist....

LOL..oooook..I'll rephrase..not present day China. And for the most part China may have become more capitalistic but perhaps for a meer .5 % of the entire population..

ItBurnsWhenIpee · 07-23-2004, 09:23 PM

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Originally posted by wyldblyss
That has to be the most stupid thing I have ever heard. Freezer breaks...oh well, you qualify but you can't have kids. What about having kids naturally?

Oh yeah, and as far as having kids naturally....sure that's great but there are 6 billion people in the world now. Time for a wake up call.

Love Brokers · 07-23-2004, 09:35 PM

Execute all fucking lawyers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ItBurnsWhenIpee · 07-23-2004, 10:01 PM

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Originally posted by Love Brokers
Execute all fucking lawyers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What about lawyers that prosecute, like...child killers...

iwantchixx · 07-23-2004, 11:59 PM

If I could change one thing it would be to make people at least twice as tolerant of others. In doing so there would be so much less violence, confrontations and hatred to others over rediculous reasons. I think it would be a positive change.

ocho-ocho · 07-24-2004, 02:17 AM

i want PEACE! for GOD sake....

Love Brokers · 07-24-2004, 02:32 AM

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Originally posted by aSStig
why not . . . .. or maybe you could just give him a bottle of drink anything you could offer . . . . well, you could asked him what he wants, maybe he would like your boxer shorts......

or give him a blow job

baddog · 07-24-2004, 02:49 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
Your leader would either be Lenin or Mao Tse Tung, I'm still debating it.

Idiot.

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Originally posted by RP Fade
There is a similar concept in place..it's called China..

you figure out why I said good-bye to him?

punker barbie · 07-24-2004, 09:39 AM

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Originally posted by baddog
I doubt that there are many guys that wish they were chicks

i always hear men state women have it easier...........
(which is complete B/S)

fr33s3x · 07-24-2004, 09:41 AM

More meat in the soup

Nightnday · 07-24-2004, 05:43 PM

Still love Your woolen sox!
You are a knock out, PB!( Sweety)

BigG · 07-24-2004, 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by punker barbie
i always hear men state women have it easier...........
(which is complete B/S)

Men say that so that women think we have it tougher than we really have it.

It is GREAT being a man . . . but men won't say that (out loud) to women because women will want change.

SlickRick · 07-24-2004, 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by punker barbie
What would you change and why? Would it make it better or worse?

I would close down the IRS and make everything a 20-30% flat tax across the board.

People that make over 100K a year are in the 40% tax bracket. Make it equal for everyone from the poorest of the poor to the richest of the rich.

CDSmith · 07-24-2004, 06:22 PM

I would make it physically impossible to commit a crime. Guy would be going to rape a girl and BAM.... something would just stop him from proceeding. Someone else would walk into a store and try to pull out a gun to rob it and *OOMPH*.... his arm wouldn't work. An imbezzler wouldn't be able to work the numbers. Car thieves would be shut down. It'd be like "nope, sorry, no crime. Bubbye".

People would actually have to work to make a living.

And there would be no more need for those fucking things called cops.

BigG · 07-24-2004, 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by SlickRick
I would close down the IRS and make everything a 20-30% flat tax across the board.

People that make over 100K a year are in the 40% tax bracket. Make it equal for everyone from the poorest of the poor to the richest of the rich.

Would this include corporations?

baddog · 07-25-2004, 09:10 AM

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Originally posted by punker barbie
i always hear men state women have it easier...........
(which is complete B/S)

you may hear boys say that . . . men know better

baddog · 07-25-2004, 09:13 AM

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Originally posted by SlickRick
I would close down the IRS and make everything a 20-30% flat tax across the board.

People that make over 100K a year are in the 40% tax bracket. Make it equal for everyone from the poorest of the poor to the richest of the rich.

why penalize someone for doing well? 10% for everyone would give us more than we have now

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