i just found out i'm white! - GoFuckYourself.com

Digipimp · 07-23-2004, 10:57 PM

my mother just broke the news to me. i was wondering all my life, i mean i know i don't have any rhythm and stuff but i just thought maybe it was an accident.

but tonight she called me and let me know that i really am white. what do i do now? i guess i'm going to go listen to some barry manilow and hopefully you guys will be able to help me.

nofx · 07-23-2004, 10:59 PM

good, now you can join the KKK

ShellyCrash · 07-23-2004, 11:00 PM

My god.. your story sounds so .... I don't know, like I heard it before, but I can't remeber where.....

"You mean I'm gonna STAY this color!!"

Digipimp · 07-23-2004, 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by ShellyCrash
My god.. your story sounds so .... I don't know, like I heard it before, but I can't remeber where.....

"You mean I'm gonna STAY this color!!"

i have that dvd, that's a sweet movie

pornguy · 07-23-2004, 11:03 PM

! Doh !

enter » · 07-23-2004, 11:03 PM

all I need is this chair.. the remote control.. and this paddle game

ShellyCrash · 07-23-2004, 11:05 PM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
i have that dvd, that's a sweet movie

Me too, I like to answer my cell "Shithead? Is that you?"

Gheenz · 07-23-2004, 11:05 PM

Die gaspumper!!!

Theo · 07-23-2004, 11:06 PM

sucks to be you!

FlyingIguana · 07-23-2004, 11:06 PM

white men can't jump

enter » · 07-23-2004, 11:07 PM

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Originally posted by NickHimself
Die gaspumper!!!

That man hates cans !

god, I love that movie

Digipimp · 07-23-2004, 11:13 PM

what about getting his name in the phonebook

bringer · 07-23-2004, 11:14 PM

atleast you can catch a cab now

Gheenz · 07-23-2004, 11:15 PM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
what about getting his name in the phonebook

Digipimp · 07-23-2004, 11:16 PM

i was just watching Hollywood Shuffle and that's good shit too

Zerof8 · 07-23-2004, 11:18 PM

Congratulations!!! you can put down the uzi now and speak english like the rest of us

Digipimp · 07-23-2004, 11:19 PM

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Originally posted by bringer
atleast you can catch a cab now

thank you for pointing out a positive. i can now get a real job and stop posing as a webmaster too, since someone will finally hire me.

bringer · 07-23-2004, 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
thank you for pointing out a positive. i can now get a real job and stop posing as a webmaster too, since someone will finally hire me.

yep, you can be a doctor or lawyer now, maybe even without going to school.
you can quit your job at mcdonalds and stop selling crack part time to feed your 7 kids
congrat!

07-23-2004, 10:57 PM	#1
Digipimp BP4L OT DL Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: BP4L Swap Meet Posts: 13,481	i just found out i'm white! my mother just broke the news to me. i was wondering all my life, i mean i know i don't have any rhythm and stuff but i just thought maybe it was an accident. but tonight she called me and let me know that i really am white. what do i do now? i guess i'm going to go listen to some barry manilow and hopefully you guys will be able to help me. __________________ Still Hosting at Webair and You Should Be Too

07-23-2004, 10:59 PM	#2
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07-23-2004, 11:05 PM	#8
Gheenz Here's Your Sign Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: MT, USA Posts: 2,410	Die gaspumper!!! __________________ Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire

07-23-2004, 11:06 PM	#9
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	sucks to be you!

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07-23-2004, 11:13 PM	#12
Digipimp BP4L OT DL Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: BP4L Swap Meet Posts: 13,481	what about getting his name in the phonebook __________________ Still Hosting at Webair and You Should Be Too

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Zerof8 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Kansas City Posts: 1,245	Congratulations!!! you can put down the uzi now and speak english like the rest of us