i just found out i'm white!
 

my mother just broke the news to me. i was wondering all my life, i mean i know i don't have any rhythm and stuff but i just thought maybe it was an accident.

but tonight she called me and let me know that i really am white. what do i do now? i guess i'm going to go listen to some barry manilow and hopefully you guys will be able to help me.

:(

good, now you can join the KKK

My god.. your story sounds so .... I don't know, like I heard it before, but I can't remeber where.....


http://www.movieactors.com/photos-misc/jerk.jpeg

"You mean I'm gonna STAY this color!!"

i have that dvd, that's a sweet movie

! Doh !

all I need is this chair.. the remote control.. and this paddle game :1orglaugh

Me too, I like to answer my cell "Shithead? Is that you?":winkwink:

Die gaspumper!!! :1orglaugh

sucks to be you!

white men can't jump

That man hates cans ! :winkwink:

god, I love that movie

what about getting his name in the phonebook

atleast you can catch a cab now

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i was just watching Hollywood Shuffle and that's good shit too

Congratulations!!! you can put down the uzi now and speak english like the rest of us:thumbsup

thank you for pointing out a positive. i can now get a real job and stop posing as a webmaster too, since someone will finally hire me.

yep, you can be a doctor or lawyer now, maybe even without going to school.
you can quit your job at mcdonalds and stop selling crack part time to feed your 7 kids
congrat!