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Why do some women cant figure out how to give GOOD HEAD
Its a pity.
Some girls who cant give good head. Anybody have experiences in getting bad head? BTW: Summer Slowdown update: I have gotten any action in weeks. Ill keep you updated |
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I AM WEB 2.0
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yes ive had this expierience, its a PO because i love to have my jewels shined and polished, i just give them the double hole lick and it usually gets em going crazy, "slurp"
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Yeah, once a girl took a bite by mistake and I had to do stitches in the dark, by myself. I was so fucking pissed.
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who said they do not know how to give good head? Women are the masters of playing stupid to get what they want or get out of doing something they do not want to.
BJ's are not rocket science but it never hurts to give her some hands on training ![]()
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I have had some good ones and some bad ones. I hate when they keep scraping it against their sharp as teeth, shit feels like somebody is continuously poking your dick in a thorn bush.
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If you're getting bad head it's your own fucking fault.
Expain, teach, educate. (Don't demonstrate). Also, if you get bad head and you cum anyway that's not good...
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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When they use teeth.
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yes it's about time this important issue is brought to the forefront.. I'm so sick of hearing about what a girl wants and so on.. what about what I want?
Why is it so hard to find a female that, will do your laundry, the dishes and do general housework, give head and not need to talk when it's all over. ![]()
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some girls suck that hard that it's more like a peeling than a blowjob.
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Some girls need to really practice with a banana and see how much of it they will peel off by the end. That will give them a little idea, why i don't want them doing shit to my dick. Sorry juicy, didn't mean to bring so much temper to your thread. ![]() |
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well i married the best so you guys will have to settle for second, third, ect....
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I wrote this for my site the other day.
barbie at drizunk dot com Tired of getting bad head? Print this out for your girlfriend and get ready to feel good Like everybody else, my girlfriends and I like to talk about sex. But I noticed that often, the first thing they ask me is how to give a good blow job. I am a pretty open girl, and I don?t mind telling my friends that I love to give head, so my guy friends often tell me to give their girlfriends advice. So ladies, this one?s for you. Ok, a man?s cock is his pride and joy. If you really want to make your man happy, you need to get into his mind and work it for him. He wants you to look at it lovingly, and feel lucky you get to have it. And if you are smart, you will. Setting the mood starts with you. There is nothing a guy will like more than to be surprised with a good blow job when its least expected! Anytime is a good time for a blow job. In fact, leave the game ON, he?ll love it. Take your time working your way up to it. You need to want your mouth around his dick as much as he does. Now, everybody has preferences, but I?m going to share mine. I think, and I am sure most guys will agree, that there is something dead sexy about being on your knees for your man. But most girls will find this degrading. If you can?t do that, lie down with your man or sit in between his legs. Whatever your preference, remember you are trying to give your man a treat. When you take it out, make sure to be gentle. Most guys want firmness in your touch, but make sure not to be too firm, especially at first. Take it out of his pants and touch it, admire it, and look at it. Get ready to taste him and get yourself excited! This should be fun. Start slowly, licking him from the base of his cock all the way to the tip, leaving nothing untouched. Start to get it really wet so he can feel your mouth. Spit on it a little. Make sure to keep an even tempo and don?t close your eyes the whole time, look up at him every once in a while. Now comes the tricky part. You may not want to do this, or be able to, but if you can, you should. We all know cocks are big, but try to take the whole thing in your mouth. I like to let my guy stick his hands on my head and gags me a little, but many women will beat a man?s ass into the ground for doing just that. In any case, take as much of it in as you feel comfortable doing, and move up and down, faster and faster. Make sure to cup his balls in your hands too, and use your hand to grip the shaft and move with your mouth. If you need a break or get out of breath stop and lick his balls for him. Okay, and here?s the good part: He?s getting ready to blow a big load. Now, if you are like most women, you don?t actually like the taste of cum. All the advice I can give you is this: learn to like it, or you better pretend. As he gets more excited, get ready to rock his world. Now here?s the clincher?if you really want to drive him wild, let him cum all over your face. Rock back onto your heels and open your mouth so he can get it everywhere. If you decide you are ok with a facial, make sure to keep your eyes closed. If not, for the love of GOD girls, let your men cum in your mouth. And PLEASE don?t spit. I don?t care how much you hate it. I like to keep it in my mouth for a while and then open up my mouth to show him how much he gave me. Then you should lick up any drops you may have missed. At this point, girls, hope he decides to return the favor, but chances are high he will fall asleep?just let him?he worked hard to give you that big load. ;)
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Not latelly, my gf gives pretty good head, my god, be back in an hour lol
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Perhaps your penis is too small?
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Dude, English please in your title.
Evil, word! |
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balls scrotum balls shaft shaft balls shaft scrotum shaft shaft quick rim shaft balls balls scrotum shaft shaft quick rim quick rim head shaft shaft head head jack-hammer gag spoot! What's so hard about learning that?
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I see no useful tips on how a girl can avoid the teeth scraping thing. That banana idea isn't a good suggestion. Give us others please.
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any experince with bad head???
FUCKK YEAAAA!!! stupid bitches suck and their teeth scrub on my cock-head, that fucking mad hurts. And she's like did u like it? and was screaming from pain the whole time not from the pleasure! awwwwww ![]() |
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This Sucks when:
A Girl says Im Tired or my jaw hurts and stops ...lol ---=Chipmunk=---
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i learned everything from sonya (former roomate from venezuela) she use to suck dick like a hungry ethopian going after a candy bar.
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