Why do some women cant figure out how to give GOOD HEAD - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

adamneve · 07-21-2004, 02:08 PM

because they try too much,
some try to impress and it comes bad but if they enjoy doing it then nothing feels better

chipmunk · 07-21-2004, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by mary34d
sexmoney rocks....you guys get all the chicks....even in the bathroom.....(inside joke)

Hahahh Mary It was a nice bathroom though...
All I will say is that chick and me were FUBAR that night!

---=Chipmunk=---

TheMob · 07-21-2004, 02:29 PM

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Originally posted by MiSsBeHeaDReSs
I wrote this for my site the other day.

barbie at drizunk dot com
Tired of getting bad head? Print this out for your girlfriend and get ready to feel good

Like everybody else, my girlfriends and I like to talk about sex. But I noticed that often, the first thing they ask me is how to give a good blow job. I am a pretty open girl, and I don?t mind telling my friends that I love to give head, so my guy friends often tell me to give their girlfriends advice.

So ladies, this one?s for you.

Ok, a man?s cock is his pride and joy.
If you really want to make your man happy, you need to get into his mind and work it for him. He wants you to look at it lovingly, and feel lucky you get to have it. And if you are smart, you will.
Setting the mood starts with you. There is nothing a guy will like more than to be surprised with a good blow job when its least expected! Anytime is a good time for a blow job. In fact, leave the game ON, he?ll love it. Take your time working your way up to it. You need to want your mouth around his dick as much as he does.
Now, everybody has preferences, but I?m going to share mine. I think, and I am sure most guys will agree, that there is something dead sexy about being on your knees for your man. But most girls will find this degrading. If you can?t do that, lie down with your man or sit in between his legs. Whatever your preference, remember you are trying to give your man a treat.
When you take it out, make sure to be gentle. Most guys want firmness in your touch, but make sure not to be too firm, especially at first.
Take it out of his pants and touch it, admire it, and look at it. Get ready to taste him and get yourself excited! This should be fun.
Start slowly, licking him from the base of his cock all the way to the tip, leaving nothing untouched. Start to get it really wet so he can feel your mouth. Spit on it a little. Make sure to keep an even tempo and don?t close your eyes the whole time, look up at him every once in a while.
Now comes the tricky part. You may not want to do this, or be able to, but if you can, you should. We all know cocks are big, but try to take the whole thing in your mouth. I like to let my guy stick his hands on my head and gags me a little, but many women will beat a man?s ass into the ground for doing just that. In any case, take as much of it in as you feel comfortable doing, and move up and down, faster and faster. Make sure to cup his balls in your hands too, and use your hand to grip the shaft and move with your mouth. If you need a break or get out of breath stop and lick his balls for him.
Okay, and here?s the good part: He?s getting ready to blow a big load.
Now, if you are like most women, you don?t actually like the taste of cum. All the advice I can give you is this: learn to like it, or you better pretend. As he gets more excited, get ready to rock his world.
Now here?s the clincher?if you really want to drive him wild, let him cum all over your face. Rock back onto your heels and open your mouth so he can get it everywhere. If you decide you are ok with a facial, make sure to keep your eyes closed.
If not, for the love of GOD girls, let your men cum in your mouth. And PLEASE don?t spit. I don?t care how much you hate it. I like to keep it in my mouth for a while and then open up my mouth to show him how much he gave me. Then you should lick up any drops you may have missed. At this point, girls, hope he decides to return the favor, but chances are high he will fall asleep?just let him?he worked hard to give you that big load. ;)

OMG, I wish my girlfriend had friends like you.

MiSsBeHeaDReSs · 07-22-2004, 12:58 AM

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Originally posted by TheMob?
OMG, I wish my girlfriend had friends like you.

Thanks!

Bree · 07-22-2004, 02:41 AM

I honestly can't figure out what it is women don't like about giving a hummer?? I love it.. and god forbid, why wouldn't one swallow???

In addition to the previous description, I love to rub the tip over my lips, my cheeks, and my eyes... Before I even get it out of his pants, I'm snuggling it... I just love a hard cock ;)

One guy I dated recently told me that when I gave him a hummer, he felt like he was on drugs, a really awesome high... says it's the best he's ever had .. and now he's having trouble dating now b/c he thinks of me when he's getting a BJ LOLOL

Seriously tho..... is there really a bad BJ???

mmmmmmm....... wish I could get a dose of protein right now !!

Geez, I forgot to mention this.. a woman can get past the gag reflex if they slide the head of the cock across the roof of the mouth and back to deep throat.. the roof of the mouth does not trigger the gag reflex.. the back of the tongue triggers the reflex.. so she should avoid sliding it down over the tongue... heheh that degree I have in speech therapy was good for something ;)

mardigras · 07-22-2004, 04:53 AM

Call Queer Eye for the Straight guy and ask them to send someone over to teach her how to do it right

Rankings · 07-22-2004, 04:53 AM

they just need more practice. be patient with them

07-21-2004, 02:08 PM	#51
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07-22-2004, 02:41 AM	#55
Bree Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: meh Posts: 356	I honestly can't figure out what it is women don't like about giving a hummer?? I love it.. and god forbid, why wouldn't one swallow??? In addition to the previous description, I love to rub the tip over my lips, my cheeks, and my eyes... Before I even get it out of his pants, I'm snuggling it... I just love a hard cock ;) One guy I dated recently told me that when I gave him a hummer, he felt like he was on drugs, a really awesome high... says it's the best he's ever had .. and now he's having trouble dating now b/c he thinks of me when he's getting a BJ LOLOL Seriously tho..... is there really a bad BJ??? mmmmmmm....... wish I could get a dose of protein right now !! Geez, I forgot to mention this.. a woman can get past the gag reflex if they slide the head of the cock across the roof of the mouth and back to deep throat.. the roof of the mouth does not trigger the gag reflex.. the back of the tongue triggers the reflex.. so she should avoid sliding it down over the tongue... heheh that degree I have in speech therapy was good for something ;) Last edited by Bree; 07-22-2004 at 02:44 AM..

07-22-2004, 04:53 AM	#56
mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	Call Queer Eye for the Straight guy and ask them to send someone over to teach her how to do it right __________________ .

07-22-2004, 04:53 AM	#57
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