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mary34d · 07-22-2004, 06:56 AM

Zen Sarcasm
> >
> > 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
> > for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
> > leave me the hell alone.
> > 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a
> > leaky tire.
> > 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
> > neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
> > 4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
> > 5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
> > promoted.
> > 6. No one is listening until you fart.
> > 7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
> > 8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
> > 9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
> > car payments.
> > 10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their
> > shoes. That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you
> > have their shoes.
> > 11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
> > 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to
> > fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
> > 13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
> > probably worth it.
> > 14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
> > 15. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

[illnet]-Tony · 07-22-2004, 11:14 AM

LOL

Some of those are pretty damn true !

07-22-2004, 06:56 AM	#1
mary34d Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern Cuba Posts: 3,358	Zen Sarcasm Zen Sarcasm > > > > 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, > > for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much > > leave me the hell alone. > > 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a > > leaky tire. > > 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your > > neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. > > 4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any. > > 5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be > > promoted. > > 6. No one is listening until you fart. > > 7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. > > 8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. > > 9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of > > car payments. > > 10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their > > shoes. That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you > > have their shoes. > > 11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. > > 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to > > fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. > > 13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was > > probably worth it. > > 14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. > > 15. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield. __________________ The guys at CJ Bucks will do absolutely anything to get your business. You owe it to yourself to at least ask! Free Hosting, Content, etc. CJ Bucks has it all. Sign up! I'll show you my tits now you show me your traffic.

07-22-2004, 11:14 AM	#2
[illnet]-Tony Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: T.Oh Posts: 159	LOL Some of those are pretty damn true ! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.