Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes! - GoFuckYourself.com

Rob · 07-22-2004, 07:23 AM

My friend sent me this and I thought it was pretty funny. Sorry if it's old or has been posted before.

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes!

1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............ Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP.............................. Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man ............................... Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse .............................. Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach? .................. WaiYu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift ............ Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here .................. Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone ................. No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nau

13) Staying out of sight .................... Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile ............ Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah

Manowar · 07-22-2004, 07:30 AM

thats excellent

italianninja · 07-22-2004, 07:32 AM

Thats great

now 'diw lay'

Nylz · 07-22-2004, 08:39 AM

AWESOME!!

SlickCash Sarah · 07-22-2004, 08:48 AM

Fucking great! Seen it before but always makes me laugh.

Jennie · 07-22-2004, 08:54 AM

that's good enough.. ;)

BradM · 07-22-2004, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah

BlingDaddy · 07-22-2004, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
My friend sent me this and I thought it was pretty funny. Sorry if it's old or has been posted before.

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes!

1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............ Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP.............................. Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man ............................... Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse .............................. Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach? .................. WaiYu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift ............ Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here .................. Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone ................. No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nau

13) Staying out of sight .................... Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile ............ Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah

Thanks Acid! Now I'm ready for China!

silent moan · 07-22-2004, 08:59 AM

additional info!

great!

Big Cheese · 07-22-2004, 09:02 AM

Good stuff!

Cristofor Columb · 07-22-2004, 09:06 AM

Ar3s · 07-22-2004, 09:08 AM

Lauren · 07-22-2004, 10:13 AM

This is one Fa Kin Su Pah thread

gornyhuy · 07-22-2004, 10:15 AM

That is fucking hilarious!

L0stMind · 07-22-2004, 10:16 AM

timeline pic?

I got that 8 years ago!

Lucy · 07-22-2004, 10:19 AM

yes, FA KIN SU PAH

ZanyCash Larry · 07-22-2004, 10:22 AM

Ok thanks. Now what the fuck do I do with it?

LaurieX · 07-22-2004, 10:23 AM

I have not seen that yet its F ing funny!

neverlearn · 07-22-2004, 10:24 AM

wicked post !

macho · 07-22-2004, 10:25 AM

Any lessons for Japanise language in 5 minutes?

Fa Kin Su Pah

chodadog · 07-22-2004, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
9) It's very dark in here .................. Wao So Dim

My favourite.

[illnet]-Tony · 07-22-2004, 10:55 AM

Funny shit ! lol

More Booze · 07-22-2004, 11:01 AM

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