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Old 07-22-2004, 08:58 AM  
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Originally posted by HighOnAcid
My friend sent me this and I thought it was pretty funny. Sorry if it's old or has been posted before.

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes!

1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............ Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP.............................. Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man ............................... Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse .............................. Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach? .................. WaiYu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift ............ Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here .................. Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone ................. No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nau

13) Staying out of sight .................... Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile ............ Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah

Thanks Acid! Now I'm ready for China!
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