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AaronM · 07-21-2004, 09:49 PM

This idiot calls and tells me he is calling about my ad. I go through the normal thing and ask him to read me the bottom line of my ad.

"ATTRACITVE 18-28 y/o FEMALE AMATEURS ONLY"

So then this guy asks me if I have any need for guy like himself. I ask his age...32....I'm 30 and don't consider myself young.

I tell the guy I have no idea and that I can't help him...Goodbye. Then I hung up.

The idiot calls back and leaves this message.

Now....Even if I was interested in calling him.....He was not bright enough to leave his phone number.

This is a mild case of the stupid shit that I have to deal with every day of my life....And these stupid fucks call at 3am sometimes....As if that is normal business hours or something.

Triple 6 · 07-21-2004, 09:50 PM

bwaaaahahaaha

oh mann

Dagwolf · 07-21-2004, 09:52 PM

Well, it's normal business hours for ME... but I see what you mean

AaronM · 07-21-2004, 09:53 PM

This is one of my all time favorite calls.

This crackhead called up, told me she was calling about my ad. I told her to fuck off then hung up on her.

She called back.

07-21-2004, 09:53 PM

Hahahahah! "I'm in a hurry"..... Apparently he was in too much of a hurry to learn how to fucking read!

psyko514 · 07-21-2004, 09:53 PM

So he has to get back to his appartment to catch the train from there?

pornguy · 07-21-2004, 09:55 PM

Aaron.

This is the exact type person that will become a stalker. So keep one eye open now.!!

psyko514 · 07-21-2004, 09:56 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
This is one of my all time favorite calls.

This crackhead called up, told me she was calling about my ad. I told her to fuck off then hung up on her.

She called back.

hahaha... fucking hilarious! she's fiiiiine. she's got a big black ass!

what's her name? fabrizia? like the shit that make the shit smell good?

i'm gonna give her a call!

07-21-2004, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
This is one of my all time favorite calls.

This crackhead called up, told me she was calling about my ad. I told her to fuck off then hung up on her.

She called back.

You should have told her to be a phone sex operator with her sensual voice.

enter » · 07-21-2004, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
This is one of my all time favorite calls.

This crackhead called up, told me she was calling about my ad. I told her to fuck off then hung up on her.

She called back.

Fabresha

Holy shit, that's funny!

AaronM · 07-21-2004, 09:56 PM

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Originally posted by psyko514
hahaha... fucking hilarious! she's fiiiiine. she's got a big black ass!

what's her name? fabrizia? like the shit that make the shit smell good?

i'm gonna give her a call!

That call is 3 years old. I doubt the number is good anymore but give it a try and post your findings.

webgurl · 07-21-2004, 09:57 PM

i notice you get these "stupid callers" all the time, twice i have witnessed it Live

AaronM · 07-21-2004, 09:58 PM

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Originally posted by webgurl
i notice you get these "stupid callers" all the time, twice i have witnessed it Live

Indeed. You can't make shit like this up.

Especially the crack head call.

stevecore · 07-21-2004, 09:58 PM

sorry aaron, but i was in a hurry, my phone number is 555-1212

AaronM · 07-21-2004, 10:00 PM

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Originally posted by stevecore
sorry aaron, but i was in a hurry, my phone number is 555-1212

What area code?...Dumbass.

CDSmith · 07-21-2004, 10:04 PM

I used to love doing model and talent recruitments. A 1-week ad in the paper would bring in about 300-to-400 calls. Females, aged 18-30 were typically asked-for, and my ans machine message would specifically say to speak UP, speak CLEARLY, their NAME, NUMBER, and a GOOD TIME TO CALL THEM BACK.

How many of the 400 callers do you think could manage to comprehend even those simple instructions?

Btw, great thread title Aaron.

pxxx · 07-21-2004, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
This is one of my all time favorite calls.

This crackhead called up, told me she was calling about my ad. I told her to fuck off then hung up on her.

She called back.

Her voice makes my ear hurt.

-Greg

AaronM · 07-21-2004, 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
How many of the 400 callers do you think could manage to comprehend even those simple instructions?

I'm willing to bet that at least 3/4 of the girls would not leave a message and of those that did...MAYBE 10% followed the directions...But I doubt it was that many.

CDSmith · 07-21-2004, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
I'm willing to bet that at least 3/4 of the girls would not leave a message and of those that did...MAYBE 10% followed the directions...But I doubt it was that many.

Averaged about 60 calls a day, which netted about 15 messages, about half of which were decipherable.

Further stats: by the end of such a recruitment I would have about 100 candidates on my pre-qualified list. Meeting times would be set up for face-to-face interviews. Out of those 100, about 50 would show up. Out of those 50, about 20 would actually qualify fully, and out of those 20 only 5 to 7 would actually end up working. Out of those 5 to 7, only 1 or 2 would be reliable enough to continue working with on an ongoing basis.

That's the name of the game.... start out with 400 calls, end up with 1 or 2 suitables. Anyone doing even ONE recruitment like this knows pretty quick just how stupid people are out there. It's actually pretty frightening.

BRISK · 07-21-2004, 10:23 PM

I would hate having to deal with random people.

beemk · 07-21-2004, 10:37 PM

steve was just my stage name, my real name is brandon

WiredGuy · 07-21-2004, 10:38 PM

Thank god I only work on the traffic side of business.
WG

beergood · 07-21-2004, 10:39 PM

fuck u

07-21-2004, 09:49 PM	#1
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	This is how stupid some people are. This idiot calls and tells me he is calling about my ad. I go through the normal thing and ask him to read me the bottom line of my ad. "ATTRACITVE 18-28 y/o FEMALE AMATEURS ONLY" So then this guy asks me if I have any need for guy like himself. I ask his age...32....I'm 30 and don't consider myself young. I tell the guy I have no idea and that I can't help him...Goodbye. Then I hung up. The idiot calls back and leaves this message. Now....Even if I was interested in calling him.....He was not bright enough to leave his phone number. This is a mild case of the stupid shit that I have to deal with every day of my life....And these stupid fucks call at 3am sometimes....As if that is normal business hours or something.

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shermo Guest Posts: n/a	Hahahahah! "I'm in a hurry"..... Apparently he was in too much of a hurry to learn how to fucking read!

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stevecore Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 6,130	sorry aaron, but i was in a hurry, my phone number is 555-1212

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