This is how stupid some people are.
 

This idiot calls and tells me he is calling about my ad. I go through the normal thing and ask him to read me the bottom line of my ad.

"ATTRACITVE 18-28 y/o FEMALE AMATEURS ONLY"

So then this guy asks me if I have any need for guy like himself. I ask his age...32....I'm 30 and don't consider myself young.

I tell the guy I have no idea and that I can't help him...Goodbye. Then I hung up.

The idiot calls back and leaves this message.



Now....Even if I was interested in calling him.....He was not bright enough to leave his phone number.

This is a mild case of the stupid shit that I have to deal with every day of my life....And these stupid fucks call at 3am sometimes....As if that is normal business hours or something. :321GFY

bwaaaahahaaha

oh mann

Well, it's normal business hours for ME... but I see what you mean :)

This is one of my all time favorite calls.

This crackhead called up, told me she was calling about my ad. I told her to fuck off then hung up on her.

She called back. :glugglug

Hahahahah! "I'm in a hurry"..... Apparently he was in too much of a hurry to learn how to fucking read!

So he has to get back to his appartment to catch the train from there?

Aaron.

This is the exact type person that will become a stalker. So keep one eye open now.!!

hahaha... fucking hilarious! she's fiiiiine. she's got a big black ass!

what's her name? fabrizia? like the shit that make the shit smell good?

i'm gonna give her a call!

You should have told her to be a phone sex operator with her sensual voice. :1orglaugh

Fabresha :1orglaugh Holy shit, that's funny!

That call is 3 years old. I doubt the number is good anymore but give it a try and post your findings. :thumbsup

i notice you get these "stupid callers" all the time, twice i have witnessed it Live :warning

Indeed. You can't make shit like this up. :glugglug


Especially the crack head call. :1orglaugh

sorry aaron, but i was in a hurry, my phone number is 555-1212

What area code?...Dumbass. :1orglaugh

I used to love doing model and talent recruitments. A 1-week ad in the paper would bring in about 300-to-400 calls. Females, aged 18-30 were typically asked-for, and my ans machine message would specifically say to speak UP, speak CLEARLY, their NAME, NUMBER, and a GOOD TIME TO CALL THEM BACK.

How many of the 400 callers do you think could manage to comprehend even those simple instructions?


Btw, great thread title Aaron. :thumbsup

Her voice makes my ear hurt.:helpme


-Greg

I'm willing to bet that at least 3/4 of the girls would not leave a message and of those that did...MAYBE 10% followed the directions...But I doubt it was that many.

Averaged about 60 calls a day, which netted about 15 messages, about half of which were decipherable.


Further stats: by the end of such a recruitment I would have about 100 candidates on my pre-qualified list. Meeting times would be set up for face-to-face interviews. Out of those 100, about 50 would show up. Out of those 50, about 20 would actually qualify fully, and out of those 20 only 5 to 7 would actually end up working. Out of those 5 to 7, only 1 or 2 would be reliable enough to continue working with on an ongoing basis.


That's the name of the game.... start out with 400 calls, end up with 1 or 2 suitables. Anyone doing even ONE recruitment like this knows pretty quick just how stupid people are out there. It's actually pretty frightening.

I would hate having to deal with random people.

steve was just my stage name, my real name is brandon

Thank god I only work on the traffic side of business.
WG

fuck u