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The Bootyologist · 07-21-2004, 02:43 PM

The Dr. is in

NakedBo · 07-21-2004, 02:44 PM

Why is my internet so slow tonight, and why am I not ably to find a decent guy?

SmutGiant · 07-21-2004, 02:44 PM

what's up?

nofx · 07-21-2004, 02:44 PM

When are you going to leave?

NoCarrier · 07-21-2004, 02:45 PM

This thread is horribly lame and pathetic, why?

alexg · 07-21-2004, 02:46 PM

who are you and why would we want to hear your answers to our questins?

The Bootyologist · 07-21-2004, 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by NakedBo
Why is my internet so slow tonight, and why am I not ably to find a decent guy?

1. spyware
2. you aren't looking in the right places

Lauren · 07-21-2004, 02:46 PM

why does the sun go on shining???

SmutGiant · 07-21-2004, 02:47 PM

What do you tip the prescription drugstore delivery guy?

The Bootyologist · 07-21-2004, 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by SmutGiant
what's up?

the price of weed

The Bootyologist · 07-21-2004, 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by nofx
When are you going to leave?

No time soon.

The Bootyologist · 07-21-2004, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
This thread is horribly lame and pathetic, why?

because you are here

SmutGiant · 07-21-2004, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Bootyologist
the price of weed

NakedBo · 07-21-2004, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Bootyologist
1. spyware
2. you aren't looking in the right places

Try again

The Bootyologist · 07-21-2004, 02:50 PM

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Originally posted by alexg
who are you and why would we want to hear your answers to our questins?

Dr. Booty PhD Bootyology

sai da tay

sai da tay

The Bootyologist · 07-21-2004, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lauren
why does the sun go on shining???

it wants to see you

The Bootyologist · 07-21-2004, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmutGiant
What do you tip the prescription drugstore delivery guy?

he has not arrived yet, but I think I am going to go with $3

sicone · 07-21-2004, 02:52 PM

when rolling blunts, what do i prefer... Falvored blunt wraps or just plain swishers. Alsowitht he flavored blunt wraps.. what flavor best compliments the skunkiness of the weed?

The Bootyologist · 07-21-2004, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Bootyologist
1. spyware
2. you aren't looking in the right places

1. holy roller wimmens are at church tonight and their men are surfing porn
2. there are no decent men

The Bootyologist · 07-21-2004, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sicone
when rolling blunts, what do i prefer... Falvored blunt wraps or just plain swishers. Alsowitht he flavored blunt wraps.. what flavor best compliments the skunkiness of the weed?

flavored mint preferably stored in an altoid box ..lip smacking good

it's get that fine altoid powder all over it ..delicious

NakedBo · 07-21-2004, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Bootyologist
1. holy roller wimmens are at church tonight and their men are surfing porn
2. there are no decent men

Thats better thank you for your advise

And yes most men are assholes, but thank god for the good ones still out there, just to bad that they are all either gay or seeing someone

fr33s3x · 07-21-2004, 02:56 PM

- Why is my keyboard white and not black ?
- What happens when a bird eats a berry ?

The Bootyologist · 07-21-2004, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NakedBo
Thats better thank you for your advise

And yes most men are assholes, but thank god for the good ones still out there, just to bad that they are all either gay or seeing someone

you are right and you are welcome

The Bootyologist · 07-21-2004, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by fr33s3x
- Why is my keyboard white and not black ?
- What happens when a bird eats a berry ?

1. you didn't fork out the extra couple of dollars for the black one
2. the berry rots and falls off the tree

fr33s3x · 07-21-2004, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by The Bootyologist
1. you didn't fork out the extra couple of dollars for the black one
2. the berry rots and falls off the tree

ah, I see.
Thanks for your answers!

The Bootyologist · 07-21-2004, 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by fr33s3x
ah, I see.
Thanks for your answers!

sa da tay

nofx · 07-21-2004, 03:06 PM

how many times have you watched pootietang?

phogirl69 · 07-21-2004, 03:08 PM

1. Do all men cheat? What percentage of men cheat?
2. Why do they cheat?
3. What percentage of men goes to hookers and massage parlors?

This next question is for my friend. She is dating a guy and thinks he might be a drug dealer but she's not sure and doesn't want to be caught up in it. What are the signs that a guy is a drug dealer?

Goatse · 07-21-2004, 03:16 PM

Where is Spacedog? And will I ever meet a nice girl who will love me despite the fact that I'm wretchedly ugly?

Cory W · 07-21-2004, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69
1. Do all men cheat? What percentage of men cheat?
2. Why do they cheat?
3. What percentage of men goes to hookers and massage parlors?

This next question is for my friend. She is dating a guy and thinks he might be a drug dealer but she's not sure and doesn't want to be caught up in it. What are the signs that a guy is a drug dealer?

I so want to answer this.

The Bootyologist · 07-21-2004, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nofx
how many times have you watched pootietang?

atleast ten times

tippi ta tippi ta

The Bootyologist · 07-21-2004, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69
1. Do all men cheat? What percentage of men cheat?
2. Why do they cheat?
3. What percentage of men goes to hookers and massage parlors?

This next question is for my friend. She is dating a guy and thinks he might be a drug dealer but she's not sure and doesn't want to be caught up in it. What are the signs that a guy is a drug dealer?

1. all men who can cheat, do.
2. because they can
3. 50%

4. Does he use drugs himself? Does he use more drugs than his salar/budget would seem to allow him to afford? The fact that she is wondering probably makes it true.

The Bootyologist · 07-21-2004, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Goatse
Where is Spacedog? And will I ever meet a nice girl who will love me despite the fact that I'm wretchedly ugly?

1. Space
2. Yes, it all depends on how romantic and good in bed you are.

The Bootyologist · 07-21-2004, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by WEGCashCory
I so want to answer this.

we take all advice offered here at dr booty's office

phogirl69 · 07-21-2004, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Bootyologist
1. all men who can cheat, do.
2. because they can
3. 50%

4. Does he use drugs himself? Does he use more drugs than his salar/budget would seem to allow him to afford? The fact that she is wondering probably makes it true.

No, he does not use drugs at all. She thinks he is a big time dealer because #1 he has a lot of money. He claimed he gambled a few weeks ago and lost 20 or 30k or something like it's nothing. He is always "driving" to far places like Sacramento, even out of state I think, but he NEVER tells her why. He just says it's "work" or "business" but won't tell her what exactly. He also said he used to make "a lot" of money but now his "business" is going down and he owes a lot of debt (over 100k) to "some people" though I'm not sure who "some people" is. Sounds a bit fishy to me.

He claims he just helps deliver furniture but people like that don't gamble 20 or 30k and owe over 100k in debt to some type of mob or something. My friend is just stupid. I told her whatever he does it must not be good. BUT No, she insists I go on some messageboard and asky guys on-line because she thinks you guys know better.

enter » · 07-21-2004, 04:27 PM

At first I thought this thread was gonna suck but you're actually doing a great job answering these questions.. so...

What weighs more, the Sears Tower or The Great Pyramid of Giza ?

EZRhino · 07-21-2004, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by The Bootyologist
The Dr. is in

I have this burning sensation when I pee, what shall I do?

fr33s3x · 07-21-2004, 04:32 PM

Why are some farts flamable ?

Cory W · 07-21-2004, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69
No, he does not use drugs at all. She thinks he is a big time dealer because #1 he has a lot of money. He claimed he gambled a few weeks ago and lost 20 or 30k or something like it's nothing. He is always "driving" to far places like Sacramento, even out of state I think, but he NEVER tells her why. He just says it's "work" or "business" but won't tell her what exactly. He also said he used to make "a lot" of money but now his "business" is going down and he owes a lot of debt (over 100k) to "some people" though I'm not sure who "some people" is. Sounds a bit fishy to me.

He claims he just helps deliver furniture but people like that don't gamble 20 or 30k and owe over 100k in debt to some type of mob or something. My friend is just stupid. I told her whatever he does it must not be good. BUT No, she insists I go on some messageboard and asky guys on-line because she thinks you guys know better.

Why do people insist on finding some in-depth reasoning for something that can be solved on the shallow exterior?

The innate drive for something challenging.

If the eggs taste sour, do you go find the hen, or resolve the issue with the store? The store, because you do not want to spend months walking through barns.

If he does not tell her where he is going, then why even care where he goes? Just leave.

He could be opening an Alpaca ranch with his scientologist friends, at the end of the day, who cares?

The Bootyologist · 07-21-2004, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by enter »
At first I thought this thread was gonna suck but you're actually doing a great job answering these questions.. so...

What weighs more, the Sears Tower or The Great Pyramid of Giza ?

im going to guess giza

Pornopat · 07-21-2004, 04:37 PM

Why do I enjoy your threads?

The Bootyologist · 07-21-2004, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EZRhino
I have this burning sensation when I pee, what shall I do?

drink more water and go see a medical doctor

The Bootyologist · 07-21-2004, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fr33s3x
Why are some farts flamable ?

the human body produces methane gas which is flammable.
you know if you have lots of methane if your feces float

Cory W · 07-21-2004, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Bootyologist
the human body produces methane gas which is flammable.
you know if you have lots of methane if your feces float

Wow.

The Bootyologist · 07-21-2004, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornopat
Why do I enjoy your threads?

cause youre one cool motherfucker

phogirl69 · 07-21-2004, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WEGCashCory
Why do people insist on finding some in-depth reasoning for something that can be solved on the shallow exterior?

The innate drive for something challenging.

If the eggs taste sour, do you go find the hen, or resolve the issue with the store? The store, because you do not want to spend months walking through barns.

If he does not tell her where he is going, then why even care where he goes? Just leave.

He could be opening an Alpaca ranch with his scientologist friends, at the end of the day, who cares?

I agree, I don't care either!! I am just asking for my friend, she cares because she likes him, but can't admit it because she has issues, and I have to hear about it ALL DAY, everytime we talk. I have to constantly listen to where he is going and help her trying to figure out why....

Also, they are not even going out, just talking to each other, not even "dating". I am only asking because she is buggin me to... I already told her it "might" be drugs, but I'm not sure it could be anything. she says I "don't know anything" because I never used drugs or know anything about that lifestyle, so she insisted I ask here because I tell her I post on some internet webmaster board sometimes...

Also this guy used to be locked up in prison... Well, either way he sounds like bad news to me, but hey, if she keeps insisting I ask here, at least I tried...

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