It's that time again - Ask me anything.
 

The Dr. is in

Why is my internet so slow tonight, and why am I not ably to find a decent guy?

what's up?

When are you going to leave?

This thread is horribly lame and pathetic, why?

who are you and why would we want to hear your answers to our questins?

1. spyware
2. you aren't looking in the right places

why does the sun go on shining???:1orglaugh

What do you tip the prescription drugstore delivery guy?

the price of weed

No time soon. :Graucho

because you are here

:(

Try again :winkwink:

Dr. Booty PhD Bootyology

sai da tay

sai da tay

it wants to see you:Graucho

he has not arrived yet, but I think I am going to go with $3

when rolling blunts, what do i prefer... Falvored blunt wraps or just plain swishers. Alsowitht he flavored blunt wraps.. what flavor best compliments the skunkiness of the weed?

1. holy roller wimmens are at church tonight and their men are surfing porn
2. there are no decent men

flavored mint preferably stored in an altoid box ..lip smacking good

it's get that fine altoid powder all over it ..delicious

Thats better thank you for your advise :thumbsup


And yes most men are assholes, but thank god for the good ones still out there, just to bad that they are all either gay or seeing someone :winkwink:

- Why is my keyboard white and not black ?
- What happens when a bird eats a berry ?

you are right and you are welcome

1. you didn't fork out the extra couple of dollars for the black one
2. the berry rots and falls off the tree

ah, I see.
Thanks for your answers!

sa da tay

how many times have you watched pootietang?

1. Do all men cheat? What percentage of men cheat?
2. Why do they cheat?
3. What percentage of men goes to hookers and massage parlors?

This next question is for my friend. She is dating a guy and thinks he might be a drug dealer but she's not sure and doesn't want to be caught up in it. What are the signs that a guy is a drug dealer?

Where is Spacedog? And will I ever meet a nice girl who will love me despite the fact that I'm wretchedly ugly?

I so want to answer this.

atleast ten times

tippi ta tippi ta

1. all men who can cheat, do.
2. because they can
3. 50%

4. Does he use drugs himself? Does he use more drugs than his salar/budget would seem to allow him to afford? The fact that she is wondering probably makes it true.

1. Space
2. Yes, it all depends on how romantic and good in bed you are.

we take all advice offered here at dr booty's office

No, he does not use drugs at all. She thinks he is a big time dealer because #1 he has a lot of money. He claimed he gambled a few weeks ago and lost 20 or 30k or something like it's nothing. He is always "driving" to far places like Sacramento, even out of state I think, but he NEVER tells her why. He just says it's "work" or "business" but won't tell her what exactly. He also said he used to make "a lot" of money but now his "business" is going down and he owes a lot of debt (over 100k) to "some people" though I'm not sure who "some people" is. Sounds a bit fishy to me.

He claims he just helps deliver furniture but people like that don't gamble 20 or 30k and owe over 100k in debt to some type of mob or something. My friend is just stupid. I told her whatever he does it must not be good. BUT No, she insists I go on some messageboard and asky guys on-line because she thinks you guys know better.

At first I thought this thread was gonna suck but you're actually doing a great job answering these questions.. so...

What weighs more, the Sears Tower or The Great Pyramid of Giza ?

I have this burning sensation when I pee, what shall I do?

Why are some farts flamable ?

Why do people insist on finding some in-depth reasoning for something that can be solved on the shallow exterior?

The innate drive for something challenging.

If the eggs taste sour, do you go find the hen, or resolve the issue with the store? The store, because you do not want to spend months walking through barns.

If he does not tell her where he is going, then why even care where he goes? Just leave.

He could be opening an Alpaca ranch with his scientologist friends, at the end of the day, who cares?

im going to guess giza

Why do I enjoy your threads?

:)

drink more water and go see a medical doctor

the human body produces methane gas which is flammable.
you know if you have lots of methane if your feces float

Wow.

cause youre one cool motherfucker

I agree, I don't care either!! I am just asking for my friend, she cares because she likes him, but can't admit it because she has issues, and I have to hear about it ALL DAY, everytime we talk. I have to constantly listen to where he is going and help her trying to figure out why....

Also, they are not even going out, just talking to each other, not even "dating". I am only asking because she is buggin me to... I already told her it "might" be drugs, but I'm not sure it could be anything. she says I "don't know anything" because I never used drugs or know anything about that lifestyle, so she insisted I ask here because I tell her I post on some internet webmaster board sometimes...

Also this guy used to be locked up in prison... Well, either way he sounds like bad news to me, but hey, if she keeps insisting I ask here, at least I tried...