NUKES: Nuclear Warheads Reportedly Found In Iraq - GoFuckYourself.com

Greg B · 07-21-2004, 06:41 AM

http://www.washtimes.com/upi-breakin...1009-2541r.htm

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Nuclear arms reportedly found in Iraq

Baghdad, Iraq, Jul. 21 (UPI) -- Iraqi security reportedly discovered three missiles carrying nuclear heads concealed in a concrete trench northwest of Baghdad, official sources said Wednesday."

Ooookay.... Anybody buying this story? If it's true how come no one could find them til now? Buried in concrete? Like, don't we have billion dollar technologies to detect that? Who put those warheads there, Bin Laden?

Spunky · 07-21-2004, 06:42 AM

Bush propaganda

Corleone · 07-21-2004, 06:44 AM

2 months before elections....

some fake news to get some votes... tomorrow they'll correct it and say they only found a water bottle that looked like aa bomb

sacX · 07-21-2004, 06:47 AM

Claim dismissed as stupid

mardigras · 07-21-2004, 06:47 AM

Reportedly found _______
Blew up a house supposedly containing________
Suspected__________
Are there any definites coming out of there?

Corleone · 07-21-2004, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sacX
Claim dismissed as stupid

BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Iraq's Interior Ministry has dismissed as "stupid" a report in a local newspaper that three nuclear missiles were found near the town of Tikrit.

A senior U.S. military official told reporters on Wednesday he had no information on the report in the newspaper al-Sabah. He said officials were checking the report.

Asked by Reuters about the report, a spokesman at the Interior Ministry said: "It's stupid."

fucking bush propaganda...

jimmyf · 07-21-2004, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Corleone
BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Iraq's Interior Ministry has dismissed as "stupid" a report in a local newspaper that three nuclear missiles were found near the town of Tikrit.

A senior U.S. military official told reporters on Wednesday he had no information on the report in the newspaper al-Sabah. He said officials were checking the report.

Asked by Reuters about the report, a spokesman at the Interior Ministry said: "It's stupid."

fucking bush propaganda...

they said this **bush propaganda** ??

Corleone · 07-21-2004, 06:56 AM

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Originally posted by jimmyf
they said this **bush propaganda** ??

no

end of quote...

that was my

;)

LOVE · 07-21-2004, 06:57 AM

hahahahaha
Bush Wants to be the president........

beergood · 07-21-2004, 06:57 AM

bah, horse shit

Jonathan Quarkschowski · 07-21-2004, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sacX
Claim dismissed as stupid

LOVE · 07-21-2004, 06:59 AM

And you see who that again will believe them...
Poor America.

Saddam has killed Kennedy, right?

Rochard · 07-21-2004, 07:15 AM

None of the other news sources have it up.

Greg B · 07-21-2004, 07:21 AM

Well you KNOW we'll hear the 'real' story on the Rush Limbaugh show.

Of course he'll say how this story should be at the top of the headlines but the liberal media purposefully buried it in order to discredit Bush before the election.

EviLSuperstaR · 07-21-2004, 07:26 AM

I thought Bush said yesterday that all the weapons decided to move to Iran?

s9ann0 · 07-21-2004, 07:26 AM

how would most people know what a nuclear weapon looks like anyway

probly just an RV septic tank with a Biohazard sticker on it like in Joe Dirt

devilspost · 07-21-2004, 07:31 AM

I found some in google

Lauren · 07-21-2004, 07:33 AM

after announcing to the world that the report was wrong, then here comes the news that there really are nuclear war heads. who would believe them??

The Bootyologist · 07-21-2004, 07:34 AM

probably a hot dog cart

chodadog · 07-21-2004, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greg B
[url]Buried in concrete? Like, don't we have billion dollar technologies to detect that?

"They pointed out that the missiles were actually discovered in the trenches lying under six meters of concrete and designed in a way to unable sophisticated sensors from discovering nuclear radiation."

Roger · 07-21-2004, 08:34 AM

That'd have made lots of sense

Saddam : "The invasion is coming. Launch the nukes".
Saddam's minion: "Allright Mr Dictator, the nukes have been hidden".
Saddam : "I told you to launch the nukes you moron, not hide them. I'll kill you".

Nysus · 07-21-2004, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
"They pointed out that the missiles were actually discovered in the trenches lying under six meters of concrete and designed in a way to unable sophisticated sensors from discovering nuclear radiation."

So how did they find them then...

Cheers,
Matt

chodadog · 07-21-2004, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nysus
So how did they find them then...

Cheers,
Matt

I have no idea. It seems as though they haven't found them! Just amazes me that he'd ask the question given that the answer is in the article.

Nysus · 07-21-2004, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
I have no idea. It seems as though they haven't found them! Just amazes me that he'd ask the question given that the answer is in the article.

Ah, yeah, well most people on GFY don't read.

Cheers,
Matt

Argoz · 07-21-2004, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Bush propaganda

loverboy · 07-21-2004, 09:02 AM

planted warheads

ColBigBalls · 07-21-2004, 09:07 AM

its a cover story for the real thing

CANADA ARMS FOR WAR VS USA

Rochard · 07-21-2004, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ColBigBalls
its a cover story for the real thing

CANADA ARMS FOR WAR VS USA

We are in trouble now!

contentjunky · 07-21-2004, 09:17 AM

We arlready knew he and his team of idiots were going to pull something like this before elections. We knew and have been talking about for months now he was going to pull Bin Laden out of a hat to save his ass right before elections. So I dont think anybody is suprised by this deal at all. Lets see it and where it was buried in concrete. I feel real bad. For the Marines who were forced to dig that ditch and mix the concrete 6 months to save Bushes ass. Unreal!

Greg B · 07-21-2004, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greg B
Well you KNOW we'll hear the 'real' story on the Rush Limbaugh show.

Of course he'll say how this story should be at the top of the headlines but the liberal media purposefully buried it in order to discredit Bush before the election.

What??? I've gotta quote myself around here when I'm right???

Rush just said EXACTLY what I posted earlier he would say. Well, almost. Actually he said MORE.

Well, and funnier too but he has the advantage of radio.

This board's new design makes me want to rush out to Howard Johnson's for some reason.

Greg B · 07-21-2004, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spanno
how would most people know what a nuclear weapon looks like anyway

probly just an RV septic tank with a Biohazard sticker on it like in Joe Dirt

Spanno, they know they're nuclear weapons because it says so under the giant 'ACME' label on the side.

Everyone knows ACME makes the best mail order nuclear warheads and missles. Just like that old tradition of 'ACME Rocket Propelled Tennis Shoes', ' ACME Do It Yourself Frankenstein Monster's Kit' and the all time perennial favorite, 'ACME Penis Enlargement' (magnifying glass for the curious).

Just ask your local coyote.

kimzar · 07-21-2004, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greg B
Spanno, they know they're nuclear weapons because it says so under the giant 'ACME' label on the side.

Everyone knows ACME makes the best mail order nuclear warheads and missles. Just like that old tradition of 'ACME Rocket Propelled Tennis Shoes', ' ACME Do It Yourself Frankenstein Monster's Kit' and the all time perennial favorite, 'ACME Penis Enlargement' (magnifying glass for the curious).

Just ask your local coyote.

Greg B · 07-21-2004, 03:19 PM

Now 'EVERYBODY' is reporting on this story. Even Hannity and John and Ken etc. They all waited for Rush to mention it first. They're such chicken shitz. If Rush says it's true it must be true.

BradM · 07-21-2004, 03:22 PM

Bush just scored a 10 point lead no doubt.

Pappa · 07-21-2004, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by devilspost
I found some in google

Good job.

07-21-2004, 06:41 AM	#1
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	NUKES: Nuclear Warheads Reportedly Found In Iraq http://www.washtimes.com/upi-breakin...1009-2541r.htm " Nuclear arms reportedly found in Iraq Baghdad, Iraq, Jul. 21 (UPI) -- Iraqi security reportedly discovered three missiles carrying nuclear heads concealed in a concrete trench northwest of Baghdad, official sources said Wednesday." Ooookay.... Anybody buying this story? If it's true how come no one could find them til now? Buried in concrete? Like, don't we have billion dollar technologies to detect that? Who put those warheads there, Bin Laden?

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07-21-2004, 06:44 AM	#3
Corleone C.R.E.A.M Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,262	2 months before elections.... some fake news to get some votes... tomorrow they'll correct it and say they only found a water bottle that looked like aa bomb

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07-21-2004, 06:59 AM	#12
LOVE Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 322	And you see who that again will believe them... Poor America. Saddam has killed Kennedy, right?

07-21-2004, 07:21 AM	#14
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	Well you KNOW we'll hear the 'real' story on the Rush Limbaugh show. Of course he'll say how this story should be at the top of the headlines but the liberal media purposefully buried it in order to discredit Bush before the election.

07-21-2004, 07:26 AM	#15
EviLSuperstaR Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Right next to you Posts: 804	I thought Bush said yesterday that all the weapons decided to move to Iran?

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s9ann0 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 4,873	how would most people know what a nuclear weapon looks like anyway probly just an RV septic tank with a Biohazard sticker on it like in Joe Dirt

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07-21-2004, 07:34 AM	#19
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07-21-2004, 08:34 AM	#21
Roger Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: MetroCity Posts: 3,181	That'd have made lots of sense Saddam : "The invasion is coming. Launch the nukes". Saddam's minion: "Allright Mr Dictator, the nukes have been hidden". Saddam : "I told you to launch the nukes you moron, not hide them. I'll kill you".

07-21-2004, 09:02 AM	#26
loverboy When it rains, it pours Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 20,609	planted warheads

07-21-2004, 09:07 AM	#27
ColBigBalls Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,733	its a cover story for the real thing CANADA ARMS FOR WAR VS USA

07-21-2004, 09:17 AM	#29
contentjunky Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Chatsworth, California Posts: 377	We arlready knew he and his team of idiots were going to pull something like this before elections. We knew and have been talking about for months now he was going to pull Bin Laden out of a hat to save his ass right before elections. So I dont think anybody is suprised by this deal at all. Lets see it and where it was buried in concrete. I feel real bad. For the Marines who were forced to dig that ditch and mix the concrete 6 months to save Bushes ass. Unreal! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

07-21-2004, 03:19 PM	#33
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	Now 'EVERYBODY' is reporting on this story. Even Hannity and John and Ken etc. They all waited for Rush to mention it first. They're such chicken shitz. If Rush says it's true it must be true.

07-21-2004, 03:22 PM	#34
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Bush just scored a 10 point lead no doubt.