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Greg B 07-21-2004 06:41 AM

NUKES: Nuclear Warheads Reportedly Found In Iraq
 
http://www.washtimes.com/upi-breakin...1009-2541r.htm

"
Nuclear arms reportedly found in Iraq



Baghdad, Iraq, Jul. 21 (UPI) -- Iraqi security reportedly discovered three missiles carrying nuclear heads concealed in a concrete trench northwest of Baghdad, official sources said Wednesday."


Ooookay.... Anybody buying this story? If it's true how come no one could find them til now? Buried in concrete? Like, don't we have billion dollar technologies to detect that? Who put those warheads there, Bin Laden?

Spunky 07-21-2004 06:42 AM

Bush propaganda

Corleone 07-21-2004 06:44 AM

2 months before elections....

some fake news to get some votes... tomorrow they'll correct it and say they only found a water bottle that looked like aa bomb

sacX 07-21-2004 06:47 AM

Claim dismissed as stupid

mardigras 07-21-2004 06:47 AM

Reportedly found _______
Blew up a house supposedly containing________
Suspected__________
Are there any definites coming out of there?

Corleone 07-21-2004 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sacX
Claim dismissed as stupid
BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Iraq's Interior Ministry has dismissed as "stupid" a report in a local newspaper that three nuclear missiles were found near the town of Tikrit.

A senior U.S. military official told reporters on Wednesday he had no information on the report in the newspaper al-Sabah. He said officials were checking the report.

Asked by Reuters about the report, a spokesman at the Interior Ministry said: "It's stupid."

fucking bush propaganda...

jimmyf 07-21-2004 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Corleone
BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Iraq's Interior Ministry has dismissed as "stupid" a report in a local newspaper that three nuclear missiles were found near the town of Tikrit.

A senior U.S. military official told reporters on Wednesday he had no information on the report in the newspaper al-Sabah. He said officials were checking the report.

Asked by Reuters about the report, a spokesman at the Interior Ministry said: "It's stupid."

fucking bush propaganda...


they said this **bush propaganda** ??

Corleone 07-21-2004 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmyf
they said this **bush propaganda** ??
no :) end of quote...

that was my :2 cents: ;)

LOVE 07-21-2004 06:57 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
hahahahaha
Bush Wants to be the president........

beergood 07-21-2004 06:57 AM

bah, horse shit

Jonathan Quarkschowski 07-21-2004 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sacX
Claim dismissed as stupid
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LOVE 07-21-2004 06:59 AM

And you see who that again will believe them...
Poor America.

Saddam has killed Kennedy, right? :)

Rochard 07-21-2004 07:15 AM

None of the other news sources have it up.

Greg B 07-21-2004 07:21 AM

Well you KNOW we'll hear the 'real' story on the Rush Limbaugh show.

Of course he'll say how this story should be at the top of the headlines but the liberal media purposefully buried it in order to discredit Bush before the election.

EviLSuperstaR 07-21-2004 07:26 AM

I thought Bush said yesterday that all the weapons decided to move to Iran?

s9ann0 07-21-2004 07:26 AM

how would most people know what a nuclear weapon looks like anyway

probly just an RV septic tank with a Biohazard sticker on it like in Joe Dirt

devilspost 07-21-2004 07:31 AM

I found some in google

http://mac01.eps.pitt.edu/harbbook/c...ukes/nwmx1.gif

Lauren 07-21-2004 07:33 AM

after announcing to the world that the report was wrong, then here comes the news that there really are nuclear war heads. who would believe them??:2 cents:

The Bootyologist 07-21-2004 07:34 AM

probably a hot dog cart

chodadog 07-21-2004 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greg B
[url]Buried in concrete? Like, don't we have billion dollar technologies to detect that?
"They pointed out that the missiles were actually discovered in the trenches lying under six meters of concrete and designed in a way to unable sophisticated sensors from discovering nuclear radiation."

Roger 07-21-2004 08:34 AM

That'd have made lots of sense :)

Saddam : "The invasion is coming. Launch the nukes".
Saddam's minion: "Allright Mr Dictator, the nukes have been hidden".
Saddam : "I told you to launch the nukes you moron, not hide them. I'll kill you".

Nysus 07-21-2004 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
"They pointed out that the missiles were actually discovered in the trenches lying under six meters of concrete and designed in a way to unable sophisticated sensors from discovering nuclear radiation."
So how did they find them then... :)

Cheers,
Matt

chodadog 07-21-2004 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nysus
So how did they find them then... :)

Cheers,
Matt

I have no idea. It seems as though they haven't found them! Just amazes me that he'd ask the question given that the answer is in the article.

Nysus 07-21-2004 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
I have no idea. It seems as though they haven't found them! Just amazes me that he'd ask the question given that the answer is in the article.
Ah, yeah, well most people on GFY don't read. :)

Cheers,
Matt

Argoz 07-21-2004 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Bush propaganda

loverboy 07-21-2004 09:02 AM

planted warheads

ColBigBalls 07-21-2004 09:07 AM

its a cover story for the real thing

CANADA ARMS FOR WAR VS USA

:ak47: :ak47: :ak47: :1orglaugh

Rochard 07-21-2004 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ColBigBalls
its a cover story for the real thing

CANADA ARMS FOR WAR VS USA

:ak47: :ak47: :ak47: :1orglaugh

We are in trouble now!

contentjunky 07-21-2004 09:17 AM

We arlready knew he and his team of idiots were going to pull something like this before elections. We knew and have been talking about for months now he was going to pull Bin Laden out of a hat to save his ass right before elections. So I dont think anybody is suprised by this deal at all. Lets see it and where it was buried in concrete. I feel real bad. For the Marines who were forced to dig that ditch and mix the concrete 6 months to save Bushes ass. Unreal!

Greg B 07-21-2004 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greg B
Well you KNOW we'll hear the 'real' story on the Rush Limbaugh show.

Of course he'll say how this story should be at the top of the headlines but the liberal media purposefully buried it in order to discredit Bush before the election.

What??? I've gotta quote myself around here when I'm right???

Rush just said EXACTLY what I posted earlier he would say. Well, almost. Actually he said MORE.

Well, and funnier too but he has the advantage of radio.

This board's new design makes me want to rush out to Howard Johnson's for some reason.

Greg B 07-21-2004 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spanno
how would most people know what a nuclear weapon looks like anyway

probly just an RV septic tank with a Biohazard sticker on it like in Joe Dirt

Spanno, they know they're nuclear weapons because it says so under the giant 'ACME' label on the side.

Everyone knows ACME makes the best mail order nuclear warheads and missles. Just like that old tradition of 'ACME Rocket Propelled Tennis Shoes', ' ACME Do It Yourself Frankenstein Monster's Kit' and the all time perennial favorite, 'ACME Penis Enlargement' (magnifying glass for the curious).

Just ask your local coyote. :)

kimzar 07-21-2004 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greg B
Spanno, they know they're nuclear weapons because it says so under the giant 'ACME' label on the side.

Everyone knows ACME makes the best mail order nuclear warheads and missles. Just like that old tradition of 'ACME Rocket Propelled Tennis Shoes', ' ACME Do It Yourself Frankenstein Monster's Kit' and the all time perennial favorite, 'ACME Penis Enlargement' (magnifying glass for the curious).

Just ask your local coyote. :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Greg B 07-21-2004 03:19 PM

Now 'EVERYBODY' is reporting on this story. Even Hannity and John and Ken etc. They all waited for Rush to mention it first. They're such chicken shitz. If Rush says it's true it must be true.

BradM 07-21-2004 03:22 PM

Bush just scored a 10 point lead no doubt.

Pappa 07-21-2004 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by devilspost
I found some in google

http://mac01.eps.pitt.edu/harbbook/c...ukes/nwmx1.gif

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


Good job.
:thumbsup


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