Pigeons thinking suicide? - GoFuckYourself.com

MrIzzz · 07-20-2004, 04:44 PM

i was hanging out today with one of my friends on the rooftop of his apt building, drinking a brew, and there was a bunch of pigeons just chilling out, but there was one pigeon, alone, just hanging out on the ledge looking over the side.

so my friends asks me

"do pigeons ever think about suicide? just jumping off the ledge and not flapping their wings..."

wtf?

crockett · 07-20-2004, 04:49 PM

MrIzz how did you get so many more posts than I have? Is juicy giving you secrect lessons?

NoCarrier · 07-20-2004, 04:50 PM

You mean, "wtf" because your friend is a weirdo, or "wtf" because you really think that birds can commit suicide?

Scott McD · 07-20-2004, 04:51 PM

Tom_PMs · 07-20-2004, 04:55 PM

pigeons are pretty stupid.. so I wouldnt doubt it,lol.

I hit a morning dove once that tried to fly from beneath an overpass and got too close.. fuckin feathers stuck in the edges of my windshield..

Accident or Suicide?

Scott McD · 07-20-2004, 04:56 PM

If they did do you think it would appear on CJ ??

MrIzzz · 07-20-2004, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crockett
MrIzz how did you get so many more posts than I have? Is juicy giving you secrect lessons?

i have many juicy secrets

also it helps that i have never posted one single useful thread

MrIzzz · 07-20-2004, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
You mean, "wtf" because your friend is a weirdo, or "wtf" because you really think that birds can commit suicide?

wtf because i think my friends is a wierdo and that he has me thinking about pigeons comitting suicide 6 hours later

MrIzzz · 07-20-2004, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tom_PM
pigeons are pretty stupid.. so I wouldnt doubt it,lol.

I hit a morning dove once that tried to fly from beneath an overpass and got too close.. fuckin feathers stuck in the edges of my windshield..

Accident or Suicide?

i've actually hit a few birds over the years that have flown in front of my car....

i think this is some sort of government conspiracy to eliminate pigeons

Nembrionic · 07-20-2004, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
i was hanging out today with one of my friends on the rooftop of his apt building, drinking a brew, and there was a bunch of pigeons just chilling out, but there was one pigeon, alone, just hanging out on the ledge looking over the side.

so my friends asks me

"do pigeons ever think about suicide? just jumping off the ledge and not flapping their wings..."

wtf?

I think it's time you started looking for news friends bro...

Viper2K1 · 07-20-2004, 05:03 PM

i once had a frontal hit with a pigeons

was cruising on the interstate and suddenly BANG, frontal hit with a pigeon
windshield totally broken, well severely cracked
feathers and guts all over the windshield and roof

good thing the impact was mostly on the passenger's side so i could still see the road

WTF was that pigeon thinking, flying so low

MrIzzz · 07-20-2004, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nembrionic
I think it's time you started looking for news friends bro...

tell me about it

Tom_PMs · 07-20-2004, 05:10 PM

whoa nasty. I was lucky that most of the bird hit the pillar instead of in the center of my windshield, also it was trying to fly across instead of straight on..

karlm · 07-20-2004, 05:12 PM

Ynot set fire to i and send it to CJ

07-20-2004, 04:44 PM	#1
MrIzzz If u touch it, I will cum Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: long island Posts: 22,923	Pigeons thinking suicide? i was hanging out today with one of my friends on the rooftop of his apt building, drinking a brew, and there was a bunch of pigeons just chilling out, but there was one pigeon, alone, just hanging out on the ledge looking over the side. so my friends asks me "do pigeons ever think about suicide? just jumping off the ledge and not flapping their wings..." wtf? __________________ WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

07-20-2004, 04:49 PM	#2
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07-20-2004, 04:50 PM	#3
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	You mean, "wtf" because your friend is a weirdo, or "wtf" because you really think that birds can commit suicide? __________________

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07-20-2004, 04:55 PM	#5
Tom_PMs Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,049	pigeons are pretty stupid.. so I wouldnt doubt it,lol. I hit a morning dove once that tried to fly from beneath an overpass and got too close.. fuckin feathers stuck in the edges of my windshield.. Accident or Suicide? __________________ You've read it, you can't unread it.

07-20-2004, 04:56 PM	#6
Scott McD Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 67,795	If they did do you think it would appear on CJ ?? __________________ I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

07-20-2004, 05:03 PM	#11
Viper2K1 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,006	i once had a frontal hit with a pigeons was cruising on the interstate and suddenly BANG, frontal hit with a pigeon windshield totally broken, well severely cracked feathers and guts all over the windshield and roof good thing the impact was mostly on the passenger's side so i could still see the road WTF was that pigeon thinking, flying so low __________________ Spank me Dude, where's my traffic?

07-20-2004, 05:10 PM	#13
Tom_PMs Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,049	whoa nasty. I was lucky that most of the bird hit the pillar instead of in the center of my windshield, also it was trying to fly across instead of straight on.. __________________ You've read it, you can't unread it.

07-20-2004, 05:12 PM	#14
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