Belly apraisles needed.... - GoFuckYourself.com

Joesho · 07-17-2004, 04:17 PM

class 1 is a large robust belly, with good density and sure to be a crowd favorite-- value?

class 2 is a bit smaller looks not to be a contender for the trophy but is certainly capale of staying trough to the later rounds
--- value?

class3 is a much smaller fella, but this one has heart, and is sure to be a crowd pleaser, but stands no chance of winning
--- value?

class4 is a long shot to make it past round 1, and is more of a sympathy thing than actual HIGH dollar real estate.

please discuss and elaborate.
Values are important in establishing worth to the belly sponsors...

purecash
remotethumbs
GFY
Pornkings
TCG
Juicycash

have all made deals to date (they were wise and fast on the draw for the early crowd favorites, however many spots still remain open, and value for the female division needs to be established as well

so speak up lets hear your opinion on this matter.

baddog · 07-17-2004, 04:19 PM

need pics

Mike AI · 07-17-2004, 04:28 PM

Honestly I think the secret to a good bellyflop, is the willingness of the flopper to sacrifice his body for the perfect flop.

It is all about the majesty of the horozontal, spread out flight, and sticking the landing. I think flops should be judged based on how much surface area of the flopper makes contact with the water at the exact same instant.

Like ABC Wild World of Sports

THE THRILL OF VICTORY, AND AGONY OF DEFEAT!

Reak · 07-17-2004, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
need pics

what he said

baddog · 07-17-2004, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI

THE THRILL OF VICTORY, AND AGONY OF DEFEAT!

or in this case, the agony of debelly

NoCarrier · 07-17-2004, 04:52 PM

brand0n · 07-17-2004, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
Honestly I think the secret to a good bellyflop, is the willingness of the flopper to sacrifice his body for the perfect flop.

It is all about the majesty of the horozontal, spread out flight, and sticking the landing. I think flops should be judged based on how much surface area of the flopper makes contact with the water at the exact same instant.

Like ABC Wild World of Sports

THE THRILL OF VICTORY, AND AGONY OF DEFEAT!

i heard a rumor that the skiers grandmother sued them for a huge sum and won also causing them to stop airing the footage of that guy going down the mountian

i would think that the class 1s and 3s are going to be the biggest part of this event.

Joesho · 07-17-2004, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
Honestly I think the secret to a good bellyflop, is the willingness of the flopper to sacrifice his body for the perfect flop.

It is all about the majesty of the horozontal, spread out flight, and sticking the landing. I think flops should be judged based on how much surface area of the flopper makes contact with the water at the exact same instant.

Like ABC Wild World of Sports

THE THRILL OF VICTORY, AND AGONY OF DEFEAT!

it is all about the Mass baby...... SHOCK AND AWE!!!

NickPapageorgio · 07-17-2004, 05:29 PM

Class I and Class II I think may be the only ones that are truly worth sponsorship unless say a Class III or Class IV can provide credentials that they can hang with the big boys. You have to take into account the physics of the flop to truly understand this theory. While a Class III or IV may have a great amount of body control in mid-flight and excellent body impact techniques, a full bellied flopper with the same skills is going to leave a larger impact thus eliminating the lesser class by default. I am just curious however, for gents such as myself, will there be an expansion class? Say... Class I++ or something?

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 07-17-2004, 06:22 PM

class 1 , but class 3 could prove me wrong with pure drive to win.

very strange poll indeed.

Joe, there must be pics if you are going to do the belly flop contest. This beats the hell out of the bikini contests

Loki · 07-17-2004, 06:25 PM

well dont count out the lil guy, I have seen some huge splashes come from the smaller of the pack.

-Loki-

NakedBo · 07-18-2004, 03:08 AM

Class 1 and 2 will be the classes that end high in this competition. And thats why I will not compeat. I am mearly a class 4 and will only produce pain to my body and no splash at all.

Will you have a female class as well?

LadyMischief · 07-18-2004, 05:06 AM

Last I knew, it was spelled appraisal.

hova · 07-18-2004, 06:31 AM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier

sweet!

MaDalton · 07-18-2004, 06:38 AM

i think i would fit into class 2, but since i'm a bit shy of water because i almost drowned as a child i'd rather stay off the contest and just watch.

Joesho · 07-18-2004, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NakedBo
Class 1 and 2 will be the classes that end high in this competition. And thats why I will not compeat. I am mearly a class 4 and will only produce pain to my body and no splash at all.

Will you have a female class as well?

Yes. and the criteria for the female categories will be judged a little differently

Joesho · 07-18-2004, 07:07 AM

somebody say something about some pics......

Joesho · 07-18-2004, 07:12 AM

of course Juicylinks is bringing his male escort troop to ensure no shennannigans take place!

Corleone · 07-18-2004, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
of course Juicylinks is bringing his male escort troop to ensure no shennannigans take place!

brand0n · 07-18-2004, 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
somebody say something about some pics......

that looks like a perfect flop

Joesho · 07-18-2004, 07:14 AM

Then of course you have the Legend of ancient floppig....

Joesho · 07-18-2004, 07:16 AM

who is this masked man?

Joesho · 07-18-2004, 07:19 AM

brand0n · 07-18-2004, 07:19 AM

has anyone got up with Gabe from wegcash? i think he would fit into this contest perfectly

Joesho · 07-18-2004, 07:21 AM

I will smoke you all!!!!! oooops wrong contestt!!!

Joesho · 07-18-2004, 07:23 AM

But as we all know, in the end THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE TRUE CHAMPION!

brand0n · 07-18-2004, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
I will smoke you all!!!!! oooops wrong contestt!!!

precontest warm up in my room.

Joesho · 07-18-2004, 07:27 AM

of course our Lovely MC, Vanilla Deville is one of the HIGHlights of the event....( I here she will be showing her belly too)

Joesho · 07-18-2004, 07:31 AM

do Booobs help the water displacement in a good flop?

Joesho · 07-18-2004, 07:33 AM

who wants to ride with me?

brand0n · 07-18-2004, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
who wants to ride with me?

i could use a lift

chemicaleyes · 07-18-2004, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
who wants to ride with me?

nice ride

Joesho · 07-18-2004, 11:58 AM

show some pics!!!!!!

Raf1 · 07-18-2004, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
who wants to ride with me?

nice

PeerPatrick · 07-18-2004, 02:59 PM

Shit I think I'm a class three or so, maybe we can have a class for the best redmark rorscach splotch on chest or belly.

I really don't mind the pain too much and I look forward to the opportunity to do something really stupid infront of a lot of people. "Just like last year...," you say? No, I plan to be far more imbecillic and immature. Not to the level where anyone else can get hurt but close.

The patio furniture was already field tested for inflight and touchdown durability lastyear by R.QB. Maybe we try Penthouse Suite base jumping with knotted bed sheets. I saw it work on tv once.

sumphatpimp · 07-18-2004, 03:07 PM

did you say you were looking for a "belly"

Joesho · 07-19-2004, 12:48 PM

I been practicing my flops from these rocks.....
TIME TO BRING THE PAIN!!!!

07-17-2004, 04:17 PM	#1
Joesho want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake Posts: 12,329	Belly apraisles needed.... class 1 is a large robust belly, with good density and sure to be a crowd favorite-- value? class 2 is a bit smaller looks not to be a contender for the trophy but is certainly capale of staying trough to the later rounds --- value? class3 is a much smaller fella, but this one has heart, and is sure to be a crowd pleaser, but stands no chance of winning --- value? class4 is a long shot to make it past round 1, and is more of a sympathy thing than actual HIGH dollar real estate. please discuss and elaborate. Values are important in establishing worth to the belly sponsors... purecash remotethumbs GFY Pornkings TCG Juicycash have all made deals to date (they were wise and fast on the draw for the early crowd favorites, however many spots still remain open, and value for the female division needs to be established as well so speak up lets hear your opinion on this matter. __________________ Got any domains to sell? I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

07-17-2004, 04:28 PM	#3
Mike AI Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Elysian Fields Posts: 3,624	Honestly I think the secret to a good bellyflop, is the willingness of the flopper to sacrifice his body for the perfect flop. It is all about the majesty of the horozontal, spread out flight, and sticking the landing. I think flops should be judged based on how much surface area of the flopper makes contact with the water at the exact same instant. Like ABC Wild World of Sports THE THRILL OF VICTORY, AND AGONY OF DEFEAT! __________________ Make big money on your Domains! Why wait 40 days to get paid with the other guys? Parked.com pays the most for your traffic, and cuts checks twice a month!

07-17-2004, 04:52 PM	#6
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07-17-2004, 05:29 PM	#9
NickPapageorgio Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NC Posts: 8,323	Class I and Class II I think may be the only ones that are truly worth sponsorship unless say a Class III or Class IV can provide credentials that they can hang with the big boys. You have to take into account the physics of the flop to truly understand this theory. While a Class III or IV may have a great amount of body control in mid-flight and excellent body impact techniques, a full bellied flopper with the same skills is going to leave a larger impact thus eliminating the lesser class by default. I am just curious however, for gents such as myself, will there be an expansion class? Say... Class I++ or something? __________________

07-17-2004, 06:25 PM	#11
Loki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,420	well dont count out the lil guy, I have seen some huge splashes come from the smaller of the pack. -Loki- __________________ MAKE MONEY WITH 3D TOONS! Need hosting? LokiCa$h Uses Amerinoc and love them! Skype: LokiPorn Or Email 3dloki\|at\|gmail.com

07-17-2004, 04:19 PM	#2
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	need pics

07-17-2004, 06:22 PM	#10
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	class 1 , but class 3 could prove me wrong with pure drive to win. very strange poll indeed. Joe, there must be pics if you are going to do the belly flop contest. This beats the hell out of the bikini contests

07-18-2004, 03:08 AM	#12
NakedBo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Amsterdam 139-752-770 Posts: 1,614	Class 1 and 2 will be the classes that end high in this competition. And thats why I will not compeat. I am mearly a class 4 and will only produce pain to my body and no splash at all. Will you have a female class as well?

07-18-2004, 05:06 AM	#13
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07-18-2004, 06:38 AM	#15
MaDalton I am Amazing Content! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 39,829	i think i would fit into class 2, but since i'm a bit shy of water because i almost drowned as a child i'd rather stay off the contest and just watch. __________________ AmazingContent.com - providing only the best content and service since 2003 Monetize your content on Veegaz.com - one of Germanies largest VOD sites Got German traffic? We convert it into money for you! Skype: madalton02826 - Email: oltecconsult [at] gmail [dot] com

07-18-2004, 07:07 AM	#17
Joesho want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake Posts: 12,329	somebody say something about some pics...... __________________ Got any domains to sell? I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

07-18-2004, 07:12 AM	#18
Joesho want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake Posts: 12,329	of course Juicylinks is bringing his male escort troop to ensure no shennannigans take place! __________________ Got any domains to sell? I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

07-18-2004, 07:14 AM	#21
Joesho want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake Posts: 12,329	Then of course you have the Legend of ancient floppig.... __________________ Got any domains to sell? I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

07-18-2004, 07:16 AM	#22
Joesho want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake Posts: 12,329	who is this masked man? __________________ Got any domains to sell? I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

07-18-2004, 07:19 AM	#23
Joesho want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake Posts: 12,329	__________________ Got any domains to sell? I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

07-18-2004, 07:19 AM	#24
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	has anyone got up with Gabe from wegcash? i think he would fit into this contest perfectly __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

07-18-2004, 07:21 AM	#25
Joesho want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake Posts: 12,329	I will smoke you all!!!!! oooops wrong contestt!!! __________________ Got any domains to sell? I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

07-18-2004, 07:23 AM	#26
Joesho want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake Posts: 12,329	But as we all know, in the end THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE TRUE CHAMPION! __________________ Got any domains to sell? I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

07-18-2004, 07:27 AM	#28
Joesho want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake Posts: 12,329	of course our Lovely MC, Vanilla Deville is one of the HIGHlights of the event....( I here she will be showing her belly too) __________________ Got any domains to sell? I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

07-18-2004, 07:31 AM	#29
Joesho want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake Posts: 12,329	do Booobs help the water displacement in a good flop? __________________ Got any domains to sell? I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

07-18-2004, 07:33 AM	#30
Joesho want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake Posts: 12,329	who wants to ride with me? __________________ Got any domains to sell? I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

07-18-2004, 11:58 AM	#33
Joesho want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake Posts: 12,329	show some pics!!!!!! __________________ Got any domains to sell? I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

07-18-2004, 02:59 PM	#35
PeerPatrick Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: www Posts: 444	Shit I think I'm a class three or so, maybe we can have a class for the best redmark rorscach splotch on chest or belly. I really don't mind the pain too much and I look forward to the opportunity to do something really stupid infront of a lot of people. "Just like last year...," you say? No, I plan to be far more imbecillic and immature. Not to the level where anyone else can get hurt but close. The patio furniture was already field tested for inflight and touchdown durability lastyear by R.QB. Maybe we try Penthouse Suite base jumping with knotted bed sheets. I saw it work on tv once. __________________ PeerPatrick ICQ#150599121 www.buydrm.com

07-18-2004, 03:07 PM	#36
sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	did you say you were looking for a "belly"

07-19-2004, 12:48 PM	#37
Joesho want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake Posts: 12,329	I been practicing my flops from these rocks..... TIME TO BRING THE PAIN!!!! __________________ Got any domains to sell? I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com