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Joesho 07-17-2004 04:17 PM

Belly apraisles needed....
 
class 1 is a large robust belly, with good density and sure to be a crowd favorite-- value?

class 2 is a bit smaller looks not to be a contender for the trophy but is certainly capale of staying trough to the later rounds
--- value?

class3 is a much smaller fella, but this one has heart, and is sure to be a crowd pleaser, but stands no chance of winning
--- value?

class4 is a long shot to make it past round 1, and is more of a sympathy thing than actual HIGH dollar real estate.

please discuss and elaborate.
Values are important in establishing worth to the belly sponsors...

purecash
remotethumbs
GFY
Pornkings
TCG
Juicycash

have all made deals to date (they were wise and fast on the draw for the early crowd favorites, however many spots still remain open, and value for the female division needs to be established as well

so speak up lets hear your opinion on this matter.

baddog 07-17-2004 04:19 PM

need pics

Mike AI 07-17-2004 04:28 PM

Honestly I think the secret to a good bellyflop, is the willingness of the flopper to sacrifice his body for the perfect flop.

It is all about the majesty of the horozontal, spread out flight, and sticking the landing. I think flops should be judged based on how much surface area of the flopper makes contact with the water at the exact same instant.

Like ABC Wild World of Sports

THE THRILL OF VICTORY, AND AGONY OF DEFEAT!

Reak 07-17-2004 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
need pics
what he said :thumbsup

baddog 07-17-2004 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI


THE THRILL OF VICTORY, AND AGONY OF DEFEAT!

or in this case, the agony of debelly

NoCarrier 07-17-2004 04:52 PM

http://porn-sex-list.com/hot2.jpg

brand0n 07-17-2004 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
Honestly I think the secret to a good bellyflop, is the willingness of the flopper to sacrifice his body for the perfect flop.

It is all about the majesty of the horozontal, spread out flight, and sticking the landing. I think flops should be judged based on how much surface area of the flopper makes contact with the water at the exact same instant.

Like ABC Wild World of Sports

THE THRILL OF VICTORY, AND AGONY OF DEFEAT!

i heard a rumor that the skiers grandmother sued them for a huge sum and won also causing them to stop airing the footage of that guy going down the mountian


i would think that the class 1s and 3s are going to be the biggest part of this event.

Joesho 07-17-2004 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
Honestly I think the secret to a good bellyflop, is the willingness of the flopper to sacrifice his body for the perfect flop.

It is all about the majesty of the horozontal, spread out flight, and sticking the landing. I think flops should be judged based on how much surface area of the flopper makes contact with the water at the exact same instant.

Like ABC Wild World of Sports

THE THRILL OF VICTORY, AND AGONY OF DEFEAT!

it is all about the Mass baby...... SHOCK AND AWE!!!

NickPapageorgio 07-17-2004 05:29 PM

Class I and Class II I think may be the only ones that are truly worth sponsorship unless say a Class III or Class IV can provide credentials that they can hang with the big boys. You have to take into account the physics of the flop to truly understand this theory. While a Class III or IV may have a great amount of body control in mid-flight and excellent body impact techniques, a full bellied flopper with the same skills is going to leave a larger impact thus eliminating the lesser class by default. I am just curious however, for gents such as myself, will there be an expansion class? Say... Class I++ or something?

C_U_Next_Tuesday 07-17-2004 06:22 PM

class 1 , but class 3 could prove me wrong with pure drive to win.

:1orglaugh

very strange poll indeed.

Joe, there must be pics if you are going to do the belly flop contest. This beats the hell out of the bikini contests :thumbsup

Loki 07-17-2004 06:25 PM

well dont count out the lil guy, I have seen some huge splashes come from the smaller of the pack.

-Loki-

NakedBo 07-18-2004 03:08 AM

Class 1 and 2 will be the classes that end high in this competition. And thats why I will not compeat. I am mearly a class 4 and will only produce pain to my body and no splash at all.

Will you have a female class as well?

LadyMischief 07-18-2004 05:06 AM

Last I knew, it was spelled appraisal.

hova 07-18-2004 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
http://porn-sex-list.com/hot2.jpg
sweet!

MaDalton 07-18-2004 06:38 AM

i think i would fit into class 2, but since i'm a bit shy of water because i almost drowned as a child i'd rather stay off the contest and just watch. :)

Joesho 07-18-2004 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NakedBo
Class 1 and 2 will be the classes that end high in this competition. And thats why I will not compeat. I am mearly a class 4 and will only produce pain to my body and no splash at all.

Will you have a female class as well?

Yes. and the criteria for the female categories will be judged a little differently

Joesho 07-18-2004 07:07 AM

somebody say something about some pics......

http://www.aaaadultdesign.com/sharky/bellyflop.jpg

Joesho 07-18-2004 07:12 AM

of course Juicylinks is bringing his male escort troop to ensure no shennannigans take place!

http://www.freakmanor.com/images/men1.jpg

Corleone 07-18-2004 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
of course Juicylinks is bringing his male escort troop to ensure no shennannigans take place!

http://www.freakmanor.com/images/men1.jpg


brand0n 07-18-2004 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
somebody say something about some pics......

http://www.aaaadultdesign.com/sharky/bellyflop.jpg

that looks like a perfect flop

Joesho 07-18-2004 07:14 AM

Then of course you have the Legend of ancient floppig....

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/archi...tel/O01136.jpg

Joesho 07-18-2004 07:16 AM

who is this masked man?

http://www.tv69.com/bt/bts_new/ruben2.jpg

Joesho 07-18-2004 07:19 AM

http://almostlucky.com/belly.jpg

brand0n 07-18-2004 07:19 AM

has anyone got up with Gabe from wegcash? i think he would fit into this contest perfectly

Joesho 07-18-2004 07:21 AM

I will smoke you all!!!!! oooops wrong contestt!!!

http://pornpapa.com/me.jpg

Joesho 07-18-2004 07:23 AM

But as we all know, in the end THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE TRUE CHAMPION!

http://www.420calendar.com/pictures/IMG_4662.jpg

brand0n 07-18-2004 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
I will smoke you all!!!!! oooops wrong contestt!!!

http://pornpapa.com/me.jpg

precontest warm up in my room.

Joesho 07-18-2004 07:27 AM

of course our Lovely MC, Vanilla Deville is one of the HIGHlights of the event....( I here she will be showing her belly too):Graucho

http://images.vanilladeville.com/slick03.jpg

Joesho 07-18-2004 07:31 AM

do Booobs help the water displacement in a good flop?


http://mary34d.com/images/mary.jpg

Joesho 07-18-2004 07:33 AM

who wants to ride with me?

http://www.420calendar.com/pictures/pip1.jpg

brand0n 07-18-2004 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
who wants to ride with me?

http://www.420calendar.com/pictures/pip1.jpg

i could use a lift

chemicaleyes 07-18-2004 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
who wants to ride with me?

http://www.420calendar.com/pictures/pip1.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh nice ride

Joesho 07-18-2004 11:58 AM

show some pics!!!!!!

Raf1 07-18-2004 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
who wants to ride with me?

http://www.420calendar.com/pictures/pip1.jpg

nice :glugglug

PeerPatrick 07-18-2004 02:59 PM

Shit I think I'm a class three or so, maybe we can have a class for the best redmark rorscach splotch on chest or belly.

I really don't mind the pain too much and I look forward to the opportunity to do something really stupid infront of a lot of people. "Just like last year...," you say? No, I plan to be far more imbecillic and immature. Not to the level where anyone else can get hurt but close.

The patio furniture was already field tested for inflight and touchdown durability lastyear by R.QB. Maybe we try Penthouse Suite base jumping with knotted bed sheets. I saw it work on tv once.

sumphatpimp 07-18-2004 03:07 PM

did you say you were looking for a "belly"

http://burfordbrothers.net/belly.jpg

Joesho 07-19-2004 12:48 PM

I been practicing my flops from these rocks.....
TIME TO BRING THE PAIN!!!!
http://www.420calendar.com/pictures/forsale%2035.jpg


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