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mammy · 07-18-2004, 11:35 AM

Myth: There are bigger problems than masturbation, like drugs and AIDS.
Reality: Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans masturbating RIGHT NOW! Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!

and so on

funny article

Mike Okitch · 07-18-2004, 12:12 PM

What's really worse, 150,000 people jacking off or a couple "experts" admitting to having counted that shit?

$3.14 billion? With that kind of money, you could buy about 26166667 hand releases in a Vegas parlour. If America is willing to spend that kind of money, at least call the pros

Got the link to that article?

TweetyBird · 07-18-2004, 12:44 PM

post the link to the article please

mammy · 07-18-2004, 01:24 PM

www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp

the image in first post had that link

ShellyCrash · 07-18-2004, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mammy

Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!

My god- I wonder what we're losing!

Seriously though- I wonder what percentage of that are workers in our industry- it would be interesting, I would imagine that the people who get paid to masterbate might make up some of the deficit?

Michaelious · 07-18-2004, 01:31 PM

Very funny site!

CDSmith · 07-18-2004, 01:32 PM

I'm whackin it right now...

...and I'm Canadian, so there is nothing they can do about it.

Uh.... hang on, I think I hear a helicopter outside..........

Persius · 07-18-2004, 01:35 PM

lol wierd site idd

kongen · 07-18-2004, 01:35 PM

Quote:

In fact, practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators.

btw, The White House's official page is www.whitehouse.gov, not www.whitehouse.org

Manowar · 07-18-2004, 01:37 PM

that article is great.

davecummings · 07-18-2004, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mammy

Myth: There are bigger problems than masturbation, like drugs and AIDS.
Reality: Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans masturbating RIGHT NOW! Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!

and so on

funny article

There might be a financial plus to the lost $3.14B in that people who do masturbate might be more focused afterwards upon the task at hand, be it at work, driving someplace, or in increased job output (hence, "productivity") to more than offset the claimed $3.14B lost!!!! I firmly believe (and "preach" in many of my "From the Trenches" monthly columns) that sex/masturbation is a natural, normal, and healthy aspect of life--"healthy" not only sexually, but also emotionally and physically! It's too bad that a lot of those catholic priests who abused males didn't jerk-off more and leave innocent kids alone:-(.

Dave
www.davecummings.com

FlyingIguana · 07-18-2004, 03:03 PM

everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten

Mike Okitch · 07-18-2004, 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten

That's just not true. If it where, I alone would have rendered all cats and the whole feline population, including lions and tigers, extinct.

r3ap3r · 07-18-2004, 03:55 PM

Nice site. Very Funny.

Canadians have it good. We can whack off were ever we feel like and no body cares.

doober · 07-18-2004, 03:55 PM

or

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiative...s/overview.gif

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiative...ages/chart.gif

crockett · 07-18-2004, 04:10 PM

lol I love that site.. haven't been there in awhile allways good for a laugh or two

flashfire · 07-18-2004, 04:18 PM

Ha, thats great

ZanyCash Larry · 07-18-2004, 04:30 PM

Crazy mother fuckers

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