My moms friends think I am gay - GoFuckYourself.com

BradM · 07-17-2004, 11:38 AM

I haven't had a date in awhile- so my moms friends think I am gay.

What the hell?

My conversation went like this this morning:

Me: "Morning. Hey I went on a date last night."
Mom: "Errrm... wasn't a guy was it?"
Me: "What the fuck?"

Groan. Oh well she's quite happy now that I am not. Haha.

polish_aristocrat · 07-17-2004, 11:39 AM

LOL, your parents dont know if you are straight?

bringer · 07-17-2004, 11:39 AM

date better looking girls
she probably got spam for trannysuprise and thinks thats what you're in to

Floridiot · 07-17-2004, 11:39 AM

hahahaaa that sucks

SleazyDream · 07-17-2004, 11:39 AM

Jman's MINE now - back the fuck off and find yourself your own man

MetaMan · 07-17-2004, 11:39 AM

u should have told your mom u had your beef tenferized on your date, see how she responds.

B40 · 07-17-2004, 11:40 AM

heh....you swear to your mom?

Ice · 07-17-2004, 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by MetaMan
u should have told your mom u had your beef tenferized on your date, see how she responds.

BradM · 07-17-2004, 11:42 AM

Yeah, my moms swears at me too though. We have a very relaxed family.

Well let me put it this way. The last time I went out with a female on a formal date was probably over a year and a half ago. So I guess I can understand why she would be a little freaked out.

StuartD · 07-17-2004, 11:44 AM

So was it a guy?

polish_aristocrat · 07-17-2004, 11:44 AM

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Originally posted by BradM

Well let me put it this way. The last time I went out with a female on a formal date was probably over a year and a half ago. So I guess I can understand why she would be a little freaked out.

why don't you rent your own flat?

baddog · 07-17-2004, 11:45 AM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
LOL, your parents dont know if you are straight?

are any of us really sure?

BradM · 07-17-2004, 11:45 AM

No, it was a female you cocky bastard ;)

punker barbie · 07-17-2004, 11:51 AM

Brad how did the date go? Details? Pix?

BradM · 07-17-2004, 11:55 AM

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Originally posted by punker barbie
Brad how did the date go? Details? Pix?

Went well... I've known her a long time so it wasn't really a big deal. I just did the whole dinner movie/comedy thing. We're both into that so it was nice.

No fish-hooking though.

punker barbie · 07-17-2004, 12:04 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
Went well... I've known her a long time so it wasn't really a big deal. I just did the whole dinner movie/comedy thing. We're both into that so it was nice.

No fish-hooking though.

Damn, thats sucks!

I bet if you tell her she can use a cucumber on you* she will let you do anything you want in return....

bringer · 07-17-2004, 12:05 PM

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Originally posted by punker barbie
I bet if you tell her she can use a cucumber on you* she will let you do anything you want in return....

SS396chevelleSS · 07-17-2004, 12:05 PM

We all think so too

BradM · 07-17-2004, 12:06 PM

Nice Shirmeister.
I don't know if that would go over too well though.

BradM · 07-17-2004, 12:06 PM

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Originally posted by SS396chevelleSS
We all think so too

Sig too big.

NoCarrier · 07-17-2004, 12:08 PM

Tell her it was a tranny. But that she/he was expecting to have the operation soon and that it's almost going to feel like a real vagina.

AVM · 07-17-2004, 12:09 PM

If you had your own place you wouldn't have this problem. Plus even if you were gay, you still wouldn't have this problem. I'm telling you, your own apartment/rented home is the solution to all. Problem free from family speculation.

BradM · 07-17-2004, 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by AVM
If you had your own place you wouldn't have this problem. Plus even if you were gay, you still wouldn't have this problem. I'm telling you, your own apartment/rented home is the solution to all. Problem free from family speculation.

No I would still have the problem. I don't go out ever, and I don't like to meet new people.

wyldblyss · 07-17-2004, 12:12 PM

Well at least she is comfortable enough with you to be able to ask you directly. You have to love moms!

Manowar · 07-17-2004, 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by MetaMan
u should have told your mom u had your beef tenferized on your date, see how she responds.

detoxed · 07-17-2004, 12:22 PM

maybe everyone realizes it but you!

TheWildcard · 07-17-2004, 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
Jman's MINE now - back the fuck off and find yourself your own man

Idiot

BradM · 07-17-2004, 12:24 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
maybe everyone realizes it but you!

I'm going to kill you.

Elli · 07-17-2004, 12:37 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
I'm going to kill you.

Hey, he just said what we were all thinkin.

BradM · 07-17-2004, 12:37 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
Hey, he just said what we were all thinkin.

I heart detoxed. And Elli. Mwar.

zanycash Pete · 07-17-2004, 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
I haven't had a date in awhile- so my moms friends think I am gay.

What the hell?

My conversation went like this this morning:

Me: "Morning. Hey I went on a date last night."
Mom: "Errrm... wasn't a guy was it?"
Me: "What the fuck?"

Groan. Oh well she's quite happy now that I am not. Haha.

From your mother no less!
If your mother thinks that it must be true

TheJimmy · 07-17-2004, 12:40 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
Hey, he just said what we were all thinkin.

oh man, I needed this thread...thanks for the laugh...

CDSmith · 07-17-2004, 12:44 PM

You say "fuck" in front of your mom? I guess times have changed. I have too much respect for my mom to swear in front of her.

Are you saying you're NOT gay?

AVM · 07-17-2004, 12:45 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
No I would still have the problem. I don't go out ever, and I don't like to meet new people.

Welcome to our culture, encompassed by more than 99% of this board.
Thus, my point before was - If you've your own place, no one has to know (your parents included) where you're at, who you're going out with. And or if you're even going out. Leave them in the dark.

Mom: "Hey Bradley, how was your weekend"
Brad: "I did tequilla shots if a strippers ass. Then fucked this lesbian couple, to show I am an activist in the struggle for gay rights."

Meanwhile, in reality - You spent the night contemplating thin
crust, or pan pizza from pizza hut. As you submit galleries,
playing with that weird feeling skin between your balls and your ass.

You're money and you don't even know it. - Trent (movie Swingers)

BradM · 07-17-2004, 12:45 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Are you saying you're NOT gay?

We swear at each other in a joking manner all the time. If I was ever serious I would never use vulgar language.

I'm not gay. Believe it or not.

TheJimmy · 07-17-2004, 12:59 PM

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Originally posted by AVM
...
playing with that weird feeling skin between your balls and your ass.
...

aka the GOOCH

punker barbie · 07-17-2004, 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by BradM

I'm not gay. Believe it or not.

i dont think your gay

alexg · 07-17-2004, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
No I would still have the problem. I don't go out ever, and I don't like to meet new people.

you do like to meet sexy girls, don't you?

Persius · 07-17-2004, 01:18 PM

lol @ brad

" thinks of all the times you have said gay things" hmm

pxxx · 07-17-2004, 01:19 PM

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Originally posted by punker barbie
Damn, thats sucks!

I bet if you tell her she can use a cucumber on you* she will let you do anything you want in return....

Adultnet · 07-17-2004, 01:23 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
LOL, your parents dont know if you are straight? [/QUOTE
sucks lol

CDSmith · 07-17-2004, 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
We swear at each other in a joking manner all the time. If I was ever serious I would never use vulgar language.

Moms today are a lot more liberal-minded I guess. My mom grew up in the 30's and 40's, she's 78 now. As a kid she would have had me by the hair in a second and shaken the shit out of me if I had of been mouthing off or swearing in any manner.

She never put up with that sort of nonsense from anyone.

As I grew up it became a concious decision born out of respect for her not to swear in her presence. I do undestand that today's moms are different though.

Jill_J · 07-17-2004, 01:32 PM

I think that you have to talk with her... maybe, she worries about your private life

detoxed · 07-17-2004, 01:35 PM

I would post my pic in this thread for the ladies but dont to turn Brad on too much.

BradM · 07-17-2004, 01:49 PM

For all you fans

CDSmith · 07-17-2004, 01:52 PM

"When you were born the doctor took one look at your face and slapped your mother"

~ Author unknown.

BradM · 07-17-2004, 02:03 PM

It's hard being really damn good looking. You get some lovers and you get some haters.

CDSmith · 07-17-2004, 02:07 PM

Whenever you've posted that pic, I always think "there's the next unibomber"

Buy a comb man.

K I'm just messing with you. I'm sure you're a helluva guy.

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	My moms friends think I am gay I haven't had a date in awhile- so my moms friends think I am gay. What the hell? My conversation went like this this morning: Me: "Morning. Hey I went on a date last night." Mom: "Errrm... wasn't a guy was it?" Me: "What the fuck?" Groan. Oh well she's quite happy now that I am not. Haha.

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Yeah, my moms swears at me too though. We have a very relaxed family. Well let me put it this way. The last time I went out with a female on a formal date was probably over a year and a half ago. So I guess I can understand why she would be a little freaked out.

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AVM Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: South Florida. Posts: 1,890	If you had your own place you wouldn't have this problem. Plus even if you were gay, you still wouldn't have this problem. I'm telling you, your own apartment/rented home is the solution to all. Problem free from family speculation.

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