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CamsProfit · 07-17-2004, 11:30 AM

And does it every single time - what would you do?

UltraSonic · 07-17-2004, 11:31 AM

Ask him to clean his shit up?

GFX Wiz · 07-17-2004, 11:33 AM

someone needs to invent an electronic device that sounds an ear-drum piercing alert when moisture hits the top of the toilet seat. once someone does, use that

bringer · 07-17-2004, 11:34 AM

pee on their cloths while they sleep

CamsProfit · 07-17-2004, 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by UltraSonic
Ask him to clean his shit up?

ya tried that - i think he's deaf as well

CamsProfit · 07-17-2004, 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by bringer
pee on their cloths while they sleep

does this qualify if i have my dog pee on their cloths as well?

bringer · 07-17-2004, 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by CamsProfit
does this qualify if i have my dog pee on their cloths as well?

only on mondays

UltraSonic · 07-17-2004, 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by CamsProfit
ya tried that - i think he's deaf as well

Give him a note saying that he needs to clean it up

better, hang it on the toilet.

TheWildcard · 07-17-2004, 11:37 AM

Torture that fucker.

bringer · 07-17-2004, 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by CamsProfit
ya tried that - i think he's deaf as well

remove the toilet seat and beat him with it

NoCarrier · 07-17-2004, 11:39 AM

I'd make him lick the toilet seat over and over until it's clean.

gornyhuy · 07-17-2004, 11:39 AM

Put up that old classic sign behind the toilet:

"If you sprinkle
when you tinkle
please be neat
and wipe the seat."

If that doesn't work, hook up a highvoltage line to the seat and the floor so that if his piss stream hits the seat it will complete the circuit and fry his dong!

CamsProfit · 07-17-2004, 11:40 AM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
I'd make him lick the toilet seat over and over until it's clean.

ya - i like this suggestion the best
should i also sprinkle some sugar on there - so he gets addicted to the taste?

Dagwolf · 07-17-2004, 11:41 AM

Phone his mother.

MT_Butterfly2 · 07-17-2004, 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by CamsProfit
And does it every single time - what would you do?

I'd bitch slap his ass out the door and tell him to get the fuck out of my house until he learned some "proper" toilet manners.

ShellyCrash · 07-17-2004, 12:54 PM

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Originally posted by CamsProfit
And does it every single time - what would you do?

Rub his nose in it- that should make him stop.

AVM · 07-17-2004, 12:57 PM

KRL · 07-17-2004, 12:59 PM

Install a web cam in the problem bathroom, with a little red light flashing so he knows he's live on GFY.

Spunky · 07-17-2004, 12:59 PM

SleazyDream · 07-17-2004, 01:00 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1

lol

ytcracker · 07-17-2004, 01:01 PM

i would be committing murder

i hate piss on the seat

Fizzgig · 07-17-2004, 01:01 PM

Show him this thread.

iwantchixx · 07-17-2004, 01:20 PM

what is it's a female doing it? I got that damn problem. Everytime my gf's friend comes over she pisses all over the damn seat. I don't understand it. I even made fun of her about it and she never clued in to actualy clean up her mess and/or sit to aim for the CENTER of the seat

alexg · 07-17-2004, 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by CamsProfit
And does it every single time - what would you do?

not invite him anymore

ShellyCrash · 07-17-2004, 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by iwantchixx
what is it's a female doing it? I got that damn problem. Everytime my gf's friend comes over she pisses all over the damn seat. I don't understand it. I even made fun of her about it and she never clued in to actualy clean up her mess and/or sit to aim for the CENTER of the seat

If she's doing that she's probably "hovering"- if one of my friends did that I would totally confront them and ask them why they think they are too good for my toilet!

nofx · 07-17-2004, 01:26 PM

just take the seat off, wear else could the piss land then?

DutchTeenCash · 07-17-2004, 01:32 PM

if the guest is a she id recommand wiping the hidden toiletseatcam

Jman · 07-17-2004, 01:36 PM

You take him/her by the Hair on back of there head, you dragged them in the washroom and Rub there nose in it... And Say NO, NO... Bad guest.

iwantchixx · 07-17-2004, 01:55 PM

What REALLY pisses me off is her other friend who doesn't listen one bit. I keep telling him to close the seat lid and close the damn door on the way out so cats font go in and roll around on floor and mess up our bathroom. What does he do? Leaves seat up, leaves door open and when I ask him to get up and close it I get cut off becuase he is the type of person to cut everyone off and go on about his own subject.

About the girl.. I know she's prolly hovering. I don;t know why, I keep the toilet SPARKLING clean.

SleazyDream · 07-17-2004, 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by JMan
You take him/her by the Hair on back of there head, you dragged them in the washroom and Rub there nose in it... And Say NO, NO... Bad guest.

skufty did that to jman when he drippled - he never did it again

CDSmith · 07-17-2004, 02:02 PM

I would stop inviting a twit like that to my home. Eventually he will ask "hey, how come you don't ask me over no more?".....
then you tell him.
"Because you're a fucking slob, that's why."

He'll either smarten the fuck up or.....not.

jimmyf · 07-17-2004, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by CamsProfit
And does it every single time - what would you do?

take him by the hand 2 the bath room and give him the scrub brush, show him what 2 do with it.,

MandyBlake · 07-17-2004, 02:37 PM

Just clean it up and don't embarrass anyone.
But that's just me

fr33s3x · 07-17-2004, 02:39 PM

Shit on the toilet seat when he wants to piss..

Manowar · 07-17-2004, 02:40 PM

poke them in the eyes

goBigtime · 07-17-2004, 02:44 PM

Start that "leave your shoes at the door" policy in your house... then when he comes over and uses your bathroom, take a shit in his shoe while he's in there.

Doctor Dre · 07-17-2004, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by CamsProfit
ya tried that - i think he's deaf as well

Just stop inviting him and tell him why ...

goBigtime · 07-17-2004, 02:46 PM

Or you could say....

"Damn dude... how many dickholes you got? You got piss everywhere but in the toilet... go clean that shit up."

Adultnet · 07-17-2004, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by goBigtime
Start that "leave your shoes at the door" policy in your house... then when he comes over and uses your bathroom, take a shit in his shoe while he's in there.

yes lol .. just tell him to take care of what he do

DarkJedi · 07-17-2004, 03:20 PM

dont invite him over ?

Pornwolf · 07-17-2004, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by GFX Wiz
someone needs to invent an electronic device that sounds an ear-drum piercing alert when moisture hits the top of the toilet seat. once someone does, use that

That would be cool.

ShellyCrash · 07-17-2004, 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by goBigtime
Start that "leave your shoes at the door" policy in your house... then when he comes over and uses your bathroom, take a shit in his shoe while he's in there.

You Rock!!

Vitasoy · 07-17-2004, 03:26 PM

Tell him to pee outside next time. Washroom out of bounds for him

mardigras · 07-17-2004, 03:33 PM

Have a big party inviting everybody he knows over a half hour before him. Put a big sign over the john that says,
"Do not piss on the seat;
this means you,
<insert guilty party here> !"

Firehorse · 07-18-2004, 02:49 AM

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Originally posted by GFX Wiz
someone needs to invent an electronic device that sounds an ear-drum piercing alert when moisture hits the top of the toilet seat. once someone does, use that

That would be a great success!

sicone · 07-18-2004, 02:52 AM

Next time your at his house and drunk

piss in the hamper... yiour drunk.. oops

SuckOnThis · 07-18-2004, 03:54 AM

Go to his house and take a large shit in his john and clog the fucker.

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iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	what is it's a female doing it? I got that damn problem. Everytime my gf's friend comes over she pisses all over the damn seat. I don't understand it. I even made fun of her about it and she never clued in to actualy clean up her mess and/or sit to aim for the CENTER of the seat

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iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	What REALLY pisses me off is her other friend who doesn't listen one bit. I keep telling him to close the seat lid and close the damn door on the way out so cats font go in and roll around on floor and mess up our bathroom. What does he do? Leaves seat up, leaves door open and when I ask him to get up and close it I get cut off becuase he is the type of person to cut everyone off and go on about his own subject. About the girl.. I know she's prolly hovering. I don;t know why, I keep the toilet SPARKLING clean.

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