If a house guest pees on the toilet seat
 

And does it every single time - what would you do?

Ask him to clean his shit up?

someone needs to invent an electronic device that sounds an ear-drum piercing alert when moisture hits the top of the toilet seat. once someone does, use that :thumbsup

pee on their cloths while they sleep

ya tried that - i think he's deaf as well

does this qualify if i have my dog pee on their cloths as well?

only on mondays

Give him a note saying that he needs to clean it up :) better, hang it on the toilet.

Torture that fucker.

remove the toilet seat and beat him with it

I'd make him lick the toilet seat over and over until it's clean.

Put up that old classic sign behind the toilet:

"If you sprinkle
when you tinkle
please be neat
and wipe the seat."

If that doesn't work, hook up a highvoltage line to the seat and the floor so that if his piss stream hits the seat it will complete the circuit and fry his dong!

ya - i like this suggestion the best
should i also sprinkle some sugar on there - so he gets addicted to the taste?

Phone his mother.

I'd bitch slap his ass out the door and tell him to get the fuck out of my house until he learned some "proper" toilet manners. :thumbsup

Rub his nose in it- that should make him stop.

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Install a web cam in the problem bathroom, with a little red light flashing so he knows he's live on GFY.

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lol

i would be committing murder

i hate piss on the seat

Show him this thread.

what is it's a female doing it? I got that damn problem. Everytime my gf's friend comes over she pisses all over the damn seat. I don't understand it. I even made fun of her about it and she never clued in to actualy clean up her mess and/or sit to aim for the CENTER of the seat

not invite him anymore

If she's doing that she's probably "hovering"- if one of my friends did that I would totally confront them and ask them why they think they are too good for my toilet! :feels-hot

just take the seat off, wear else could the piss land then?

if the guest is a she id recommand wiping the hidden toiletseatcam :Graucho

You take him/her by the Hair on back of there head, you dragged them in the washroom and Rub there nose in it... And Say NO, NO... Bad guest.

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What REALLY pisses me off is her other friend who doesn't listen one bit. I keep telling him to close the seat lid and close the damn door on the way out so cats font go in and roll around on floor and mess up our bathroom. What does he do? Leaves seat up, leaves door open and when I ask him to get up and close it I get cut off becuase he is the type of person to cut everyone off and go on about his own subject. :ak47:



About the girl.. I know she's prolly hovering. I don;t know why, I keep the toilet SPARKLING clean.

skufty did that to jman when he drippled - he never did it again :thumbsup

I would stop inviting a twit like that to my home. Eventually he will ask "hey, how come you don't ask me over no more?".....
then you tell him.
"Because you're a fucking slob, that's why."

He'll either smarten the fuck up or.....not.

take him by the hand 2 the bath room and give him the scrub brush, show him what 2 do with it.,

Just clean it up and don't embarrass anyone.
But that's just me :)

Shit on the toilet seat when he wants to piss..

poke them in the eyes :eyecrazy

Start that "leave your shoes at the door" policy in your house... then when he comes over and uses your bathroom, take a shit in his shoe while he's in there.

Just stop inviting him and tell him why ...

Or you could say....

"Damn dude... how many dickholes you got? You got piss everywhere but in the toilet... go clean that shit up."

yes lol .. just tell him to take care of what he do

dont invite him over ?

That would be cool.

You Rock!! :bowdown

Tell him to pee outside next time. Washroom out of bounds for him :)

Have a big party inviting everybody he knows over a half hour before him. Put a big sign over the john that says,
"Do not piss on the seat;
this means you,
<insert guilty party here> !"

:1orglaugh That would be a great success! :thumbsup

Next time your at his house and drunk

piss in the hamper... yiour drunk.. oops:1orglaugh

Go to his house and take a large shit in his john and clog the fucker.