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04-13-2001, 10:39 PM
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FOOD POISNED!
Im home this Weekend evening because I am shitting out liquid crap.. It is like a Starbucks Mocha.
Some guy at Dairy Queen This morning must have decided to wipe his ass with the chicken Pattie he gave me, cause I am FUCKED UP! My stomach is girggleing.. I will try and post a pic of me sitting on the pot for your enjoyment.. Unless you tell me not to otherwise. Urghhh. Im cookin more up I feel it.. Do you smell what Da Bone is cookin. |
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04-13-2001, 10:41 PM
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Im soo repulsive.. But that's why Im Da Bone and you're not!
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04-13-2001, 10:52 PM
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Does anyone care, my life is shooting out my ass and I am feeling like death..
I think I lost 10 pounds already. |
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04-13-2001, 10:54 PM
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04-13-2001, 10:57 PM
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I live in the Former Mianbi Republic.. We have no hospitals here. You live or die, there is no intermediate.
Plus Im drinking lots of gatorade to keep myself hydrated. Not mush a hospital could do, but put a buket under me. |
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04-13-2001, 11:12 PM
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Is it Explosive Ranger style?
Mianbi Republic...is that near Vanutu? |
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04-13-2001, 11:12 PM
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If anyone has a shit fetish site, i have some good content for you.
Let me know. |
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04-14-2001, 01:34 AM
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Feel for you Boneprone....keep up with the gatorade, that will help.
As shitty (no pun intended) as it is, it is better to get it out of your system then "stop it up" cause then the bacteria causing it will really play havoc with your sytem. If it lasts longer than 2 days though, I'd see if you could take something to help.... ------------------ ~Every time I call myself Webmistress, I feel I should be in spike heels with a whip~ Greatest ADULT WEB HOSTING on The NET ! Free Erotic Fantasy Best Quality TGP's |
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04-14-2001, 10:26 AM
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As odd as it sounds an ounce or three of white vinegar and let it settle for an hour on your stomach followed with some white bread to absorb the mess helps alot.
It burns true but it also will kill alot of the germs. Also makes even better coming out. The old man hates docs and he uses it. Gave it to me once when I got some bad food when out.  |
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04-15-2001, 12:35 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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damnit dude talk about shitty day
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04-19-2001, 05:33 AM
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Yeah Really
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04-19-2001, 06:52 AM
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DAMN, I didn't put enough poison on your chicken patty, I'll have to put more next time, he he.
I hope that you liked your nice creamy malt that went with that, I put in Slick's special sauce, he he he. |
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04-19-2001, 05:44 PM
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try 2 -3 drops of Visine in a glass of water.
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04-19-2001, 05:47 PM
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Visine?
as in the Eye Drops Visine???  Quote:
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04-19-2001, 07:13 PM
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I know what it's like boneprone...I got food "poizon"ing
from McDonalds 3 times last month. You'd figured that I would've quit eating there. Was sick for about 4 days each time. It sucked ass.....or should I say, It blew out my ass.------------------ Poizon ICQ-84284401--I'm currently |
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05-21-2004, 04:31 AM
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good times
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05-21-2004, 04:33 AM
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05-21-2004, 04:33 AM
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i have man boobies
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05-21-2004, 05:03 AM
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You should know better then to eat at Dairy Queen.
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