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boneprone 04-13-2001 10:39 PM

FOOD POISNED!
 
Im home this Weekend evening because I am shitting out liquid crap.. It is like a Starbucks Mocha.

Some guy at Dairy Queen This morning must have decided to wipe his ass with the chicken Pattie he gave me, cause I am FUCKED UP!

My stomach is girggleing.. I will try and post a pic of me sitting on the pot for your enjoyment..

Unless you tell me not to otherwise.

Urghhh. Im cookin more up I feel it..

Do you smell what Da Bone is cookin.

boneprone 04-13-2001 10:41 PM

Im soo repulsive.. But that's why Im Da Bone and you're not!

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boneprone 04-13-2001 10:52 PM

Does anyone care, my life is shooting out my ass and I am feeling like death..

I think I lost 10 pounds already.

Jamdin 04-13-2001 10:54 PM

If it's so bad, get your ass to the hospital...

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boneprone 04-13-2001 10:57 PM

I live in the Former Mianbi Republic.. We have no hospitals here. You live or die, there is no intermediate.

Plus Im drinking lots of gatorade to keep myself hydrated. Not mush a hospital could do, but put a buket under me.

DiabeticRage 04-13-2001 11:12 PM

Is it Explosive Ranger style?

Mianbi Republic...is that near Vanutu?

boneprone 04-13-2001 11:12 PM

If anyone has a shit fetish site, i have some good content for you.

Let me know.

Web_Mistress 04-14-2001 01:34 AM

Feel for you Boneprone....keep up with the gatorade, that will help.

As shitty (no pun intended) as it is, it is better to get it out of your system then "stop it up" cause then the bacteria causing it will really play havoc with your sytem.

If it lasts longer than 2 days though, I'd see if you could take something to help....

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Gemini 04-14-2001 10:26 AM

As odd as it sounds an ounce or three of white vinegar and let it settle for an hour on your stomach followed with some white bread to absorb the mess helps alot.

It burns true but it also will kill alot of the germs. Also makes even better coming out. The old man hates docs and he uses it. Gave it to me once when I got some bad food when out. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

KrazieSweets 04-15-2001 12:35 PM

damnit dude talk about shitty day

PimPaDelic 04-19-2001 05:33 AM

Yeah Really

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Originally posted by KrazieSweets:
damnit dude talk about shitty day

Slick 04-19-2001 06:52 AM

DAMN, I didn't put enough poison on your chicken patty, I'll have to put more next time, he he.

I hope that you liked your nice creamy malt that went with that, I put in Slick's special sauce, he he he.

Dafey 04-19-2001 05:44 PM

try 2 -3 drops of Visine in a glass of water.

pimp 04-19-2001 05:47 PM

Visine?
as in the Eye Drops Visine??? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/confused.gif

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Originally posted by Dafey:
try 2 -3 drops of Visine in a glass of water.

Poizon 04-19-2001 07:13 PM

I know what it's like boneprone...I got food "poizon"ing http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif from McDonalds 3 times last month. You'd figured that I would've quit eating there. Was sick for about 4 days each time. It sucked ass.....or should I say, It blew out my ass.

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boneprone 05-21-2004 04:31 AM

good times

junction 05-21-2004 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Im home this Weekend evening because I am shitting out liquid crap.. It is like a Starbucks Mocha.

Some guy at Dairy Queen This morning must have decided to wipe his ass with the chicken Pattie he gave me, cause I am FUCKED UP!

My stomach is girggleing.. I will try and post a pic of me sitting on the pot for your enjoyment..

Unless you tell me not to otherwise.

Urghhh. Im cookin more up I feel it..

Do you smell what Da Bone is cookin.

I spent a day in the hospital last week from food poisoning. Fucking Chinese food.

bringer 05-21-2004 04:33 AM

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Originally posted by boneprone
good times
yeah, any post talking about your stinkhole spitting out liquid crap is an instant classic :thumbsup

StRoGE 05-21-2004 05:03 AM

You should know better then to eat at Dairy Queen.


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