So I get this phone call...... - GoFuckYourself.com

AaronM · 07-16-2004, 10:50 AM

Chick tells me she's calling about my ad in "The Wilumoot." I asked her to repeat where the ad was from. "The Wilumoot."

So then I ask her if she means "The Willamette Week." She says yes. Then I inform her that I do not run ads in that publication.

OK....So then she goes on to tell me how smart and what a good "Phone Actress" she is.....Remember that this is AFTER she butchered the name of a major river that runs through the middle of this city and is replying to an ad that does not exist. Plus...She sounds as dumb as a box of rocks. WTF?

Then she asks me if I have any "Phone Actress" position open.

She clearly got my number from an ad that I run in a different publication....One that also features an ad looking for these "Phone Actresses." My ad says nothing about that sort of thing. In fact, I just spotted the other ad yesterday and had a good laugh about it.

I find it comical that phone sex has turned into phone acting. It's a damn good thing that she is so smart because judging by that phone call...She is not a very good phone actress.

strats · 07-16-2004, 10:55 AM

dumb bitch.

zdwebber · 07-16-2004, 10:56 AM

I was expecting a thread about you getting a call from MT. Disappointing!

Ar3s · 07-16-2004, 10:59 AM

Platinumpimp · 07-16-2004, 11:01 AM

Maybe she DO has the looks to be shot? You don't need to be bright to fuck or pose on cam

SlickCash Sarah · 07-16-2004, 11:02 AM

ahahahahaha..can I audition to be a phone actress for you...even though you aren't looking for one?

AaronM · 07-16-2004, 11:02 AM

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Originally posted by PlatinumPimp
Maybe she DO has the looks to be shot? You don't need to be bright to fuck or pose on cam

You have to be smart enough to take direction though. You know...Like calling the right number for the right ad. Simple little shit like that.

AaronM · 07-16-2004, 11:03 AM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
ahahahahaha..can I audition to be a phone actress for you...even though you aren't looking for one?

Sure, but it's not a paid audition and I expect you to try out at least twice a day.

SlickCash Sarah · 07-16-2004, 11:22 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Sure, but it's not a paid audition and I expect you to try out at least twice a day.

I walked right into that one...hehehehehehehe

fishy · 07-16-2004, 11:54 AM

You should have made her tell you the alphabet. I bet she would have stumbled before reaching "h".

Hank_Heartland · 07-16-2004, 11:58 AM

Hey AAron...How did she look?

AaronM · 07-16-2004, 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by Hank_MrSkin
Hey AAron...How did she look?

Who cares?

Dagwolf · 07-16-2004, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
I find it comical that phone sex has turned into phone acting. It's a damn good thing that she is so smart because judging by that phone call...She is not a very good phone actress.

Was it ever anything else?

jawanda · 07-16-2004, 01:14 PM

"You're fired."

BuggyG · 07-16-2004, 02:38 PM

LOL!!
ummm... kinda dumb

07-16-2004, 10:50 AM	#1
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	So I get this phone call...... Chick tells me she's calling about my ad in "The Wilumoot." I asked her to repeat where the ad was from. "The Wilumoot." So then I ask her if she means "The Willamette Week." She says yes. Then I inform her that I do not run ads in that publication. OK....So then she goes on to tell me how smart and what a good "Phone Actress" she is.....Remember that this is AFTER she butchered the name of a major river that runs through the middle of this city and is replying to an ad that does not exist. Plus...She sounds as dumb as a box of rocks. WTF? Then she asks me if I have any "Phone Actress" position open. She clearly got my number from an ad that I run in a different publication....One that also features an ad looking for these "Phone Actresses." My ad says nothing about that sort of thing. In fact, I just spotted the other ad yesterday and had a good laugh about it. I find it comical that phone sex has turned into phone acting. It's a damn good thing that she is so smart because judging by that phone call...She is not a very good phone actress.

07-16-2004, 10:59 AM	#4
Ar3s So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: ICQ : 207880728 Posts: 4,307	lol

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Platinumpimp Logos and such. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Kingdom of the Netherlands Posts: 10,214	Maybe she DO has the looks to be shot? You don't need to be bright to fuck or pose on cam __________________ I design logo's.

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07-16-2004, 10:55 AM	#2
strats Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,805	dumb bitch.

07-16-2004, 10:56 AM	#3
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07-16-2004, 11:02 AM	#6
SlickCash Sarah Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Toronto-I would rather DIE of thirst, then drink from the cup of MEDIOCRITY! Posts: 2,055	ahahahahaha..can I audition to be a phone actress for you...even though you aren't looking for one?

07-16-2004, 01:14 PM	#14
jawanda Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,040	"You're fired."

07-16-2004, 02:38 PM	#15
BuggyG Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ottawa Posts: 4,179	LOL!! ummm... kinda dumb