So I get this phone call......
 

Chick tells me she's calling about my ad in "The Wilumoot." I asked her to repeat where the ad was from. "The Wilumoot."

So then I ask her if she means "The Willamette Week." She says yes. Then I inform her that I do not run ads in that publication.

OK....So then she goes on to tell me how smart and what a good "Phone Actress" she is.....Remember that this is AFTER she butchered the name of a major river that runs through the middle of this city and is replying to an ad that does not exist. Plus...She sounds as dumb as a box of rocks. WTF?

Then she asks me if I have any "Phone Actress" position open.

She clearly got my number from an ad that I run in a different publication....One that also features an ad looking for these "Phone Actresses." My ad says nothing about that sort of thing. In fact, I just spotted the other ad yesterday and had a good laugh about it.

I find it comical that phone sex has turned into phone acting. It's a damn good thing that she is so smart because judging by that phone call...She is not a very good phone actress.

dumb bitch.

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I was expecting a thread about you getting a call from MT. Disappointing!

lol

Maybe she DO has the looks to be shot? You don't need to be bright to fuck or pose on cam :Graucho

ahahahahaha..can I audition to be a phone actress for you...even though you aren't looking for one?

You have to be smart enough to take direction though. You know...Like calling the right number for the right ad. Simple little shit like that.

Sure, but it's not a paid audition and I expect you to try out at least twice a day. :Graucho

I walked right into that one...hehehehehehehe

You should have made her tell you the alphabet. I bet she would have stumbled before reaching "h".

Hey AAron...How did she look?:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Who cares?

Was it ever anything else?

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"You're fired."

LOL!!
ummm... kinda dumb :glugglug