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RedShoe · 04-18-2001, 10:52 AM

I looked up Primus, on Napster, trying to find anything I didn't have, and I found this little gem. It sounds like the Chipmunks, remember them?
I'm not sure how to get it to you. It's only 50 seconds long. Here are the words:

(sung to the tune of "Thank god I'm country boy")
Well, life on a crotch is kinda laid back,
watchin' them peckers try to get in her crack.
I get messy when they're slightly off the track,
Thank god I'm a pubic hair.

Well she flaunts me off when she's goin on a date,
brushes me aside when she's gonna masturbate.
Scratches me to death if her periods late,
Thank god I'm a pubic hair.

When she's not really horny, she uses vaseline,
takes a little shower and rubs me clean.
I appreciate it when I'm covered with gleam,
Thank god I'm a pubic hair.

Well I like it when they eat, but I don't like when they diddle.
I get crushed when they're poundin' on her middle.
Curl right up when she takes a little piddle,
Thank god I'm a pubic hair.

YeeHaww!!!

The fact that it sounds like the chipmunks makes it that much funnier.

Look it up on napster. Here is the full title:
Dimebag Darrel of Pantera, Les Claypool of Primus & Athanasios Sertsis - The Pubic Death of Mudflaps.mp3

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ldinternet · 04-18-2001, 11:00 AM

Check out Joe Pesci: Shove it up your ass.

Also, look for a Joe Pesci file called "prank call". If you find it, be sure to get the 6 minute version. It's fucking hilarious. It seems that some guys from a radio station called people and played Joe Pesci sound clips down the phone to them.
And check out the Chinese guy trying to curse at him....

Floss For Life · 04-18-2001, 11:38 AM

check out "vagina song" by tom green

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PimPaDelic · 04-19-2001, 04:13 AM

I Have A Soft Spot For The Simpsons,
The Beer Song - Homer Isn't All That Funny, But Its Sweet And 2 The Point. Haha Its Only 35 Secs, Check It Out.

PimPaDelic · 04-19-2001, 04:23 AM

Hey Come 2 Think Of It, I Have That EXE., Its Like A Little Animated Face That Sings That Song That Your Talking About RedShoe. If Anyone Wants It, My ICQ#: 98391076

04-18-2001, 10:52 AM	#1
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Funny song I looked up Primus, on Napster, trying to find anything I didn't have, and I found this little gem. It sounds like the Chipmunks, remember them? I'm not sure how to get it to you. It's only 50 seconds long. Here are the words: (sung to the tune of "Thank god I'm country boy") Well, life on a crotch is kinda laid back, watchin' them peckers try to get in her crack. I get messy when they're slightly off the track, Thank god I'm a pubic hair. Well she flaunts me off when she's goin on a date, brushes me aside when she's gonna masturbate. Scratches me to death if her periods late, Thank god I'm a pubic hair. When she's not really horny, she uses vaseline, takes a little shower and rubs me clean. I appreciate it when I'm covered with gleam, Thank god I'm a pubic hair. Well I like it when they eat, but I don't like when they diddle. I get crushed when they're poundin' on her middle. Curl right up when she takes a little piddle, Thank god I'm a pubic hair. YeeHaww!!! The fact that it sounds like the chipmunks makes it that much funnier. Look it up on napster. Here is the full title: Dimebag Darrel of Pantera, Les Claypool of Primus & Athanasios Sertsis - The Pubic Death of Mudflaps.mp3 ------------------ [email protected] LeeannOnline.com ICQ # 114683191

04-18-2001, 11:00 AM	#2
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Check out Joe Pesci: Shove it up your ass. Also, look for a Joe Pesci file called "prank call". If you find it, be sure to get the 6 minute version. It's fucking hilarious. It seems that some guys from a radio station called people and played Joe Pesci sound clips down the phone to them. And check out the Chinese guy trying to curse at him....

04-18-2001, 11:38 AM	#3
Floss For Life Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Queens Bridge, NY Posts: 161	check out "vagina song" by tom green ------------------ ICQ : 112626888

04-19-2001, 04:13 AM	#4
PimPaDelic Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 123	I Have A Soft Spot For The Simpsons, The Beer Song - Homer Isn't All That Funny, But Its Sweet And 2 The Point. Haha Its Only 35 Secs, Check It Out.

04-19-2001, 04:23 AM	#5
PimPaDelic Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 123	Hey Come 2 Think Of It, I Have That EXE., Its Like A Little Animated Face That Sings That Song That Your Talking About RedShoe. If Anyone Wants It, My ICQ#: 98391076