Funny song
 

I looked up Primus, on Napster, trying to find anything I didn't have, and I found this little gem. It sounds like the Chipmunks, remember them?
I'm not sure how to get it to you. It's only 50 seconds long. Here are the words:

(sung to the tune of "Thank god I'm country boy")
Well, life on a crotch is kinda laid back,
watchin' them peckers try to get in her crack.
I get messy when they're slightly off the track,
Thank god I'm a pubic hair.


Well she flaunts me off when she's goin on a date,
brushes me aside when she's gonna masturbate.
Scratches me to death if her periods late,
Thank god I'm a pubic hair.

When she's not really horny, she uses vaseline,
takes a little shower and rubs me clean.
I appreciate it when I'm covered with gleam,
Thank god I'm a pubic hair.

Well I like it when they eat, but I don't like when they diddle.
I get crushed when they're poundin' on her middle.
Curl right up when she takes a little piddle,
Thank god I'm a pubic hair.

YeeHaww!!!

The fact that it sounds like the chipmunks makes it that much funnier. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Look it up on napster. Here is the full title:
Dimebag Darrel of Pantera, Les Claypool of Primus & Athanasios Sertsis - The Pubic Death of Mudflaps.mp3

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And check out the Chinese guy trying to curse at him....

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