Smokers: Do you ever accidentally steal your friend's lighter after borrowing it? - GoFuckYourself.com

187 · 07-14-2004, 10:24 PM

By sticking it in your pocket due to habit?

am I just a burnout?

discuss

nofx · 07-14-2004, 10:27 PM

i do it all the time

jscott · 07-14-2004, 10:27 PM

they always steal mine & i always steal theirs, never purposely tho

chase · 07-14-2004, 10:29 PM

Standard activity around here. I don't think we'd know who our friends were if they didn't have our lighters to prove it, lol. We get the fancy lighters...deters theft among the tightest circle. Others tamper with theirs to make them "marked" so they know it's theirs, lol. I have it easy...I just get the stripper guy ones.....none of my friends (mostly guys) even seem to take those.

Big Cheese · 07-14-2004, 10:30 PM

It always happens with the bics. I'm sure to always get my zippo back.

Serge Litehead · 07-14-2004, 10:30 PM

lighters do rotate, constanty - its no biggie can't call it stealing though
wouldn'd mind having zippo with my name engraved.

brizzad · 07-14-2004, 10:34 PM

i steal them because i cant buy them... you think i have the money for such technology?

mrthumbs · 07-14-2004, 10:35 PM

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Originally posted by brizzad
i steal them because i cant buy them... you think i have the money for such technology?

chase · 07-14-2004, 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by brizzad
i steal them because i cant buy them... you think i have the money for such technology?

here's my donation, hun!

darnit · 07-14-2004, 10:46 PM

I havent bought a lighter in over 3 years, the lighter in my pocket just changes colors every couple days but i always have at least one.

Nothing intentional just seems to happen that way.

chase · 07-14-2004, 10:48 PM

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Originally posted by darnit
I havent bought a lighter in over 3 years, the lighter in my pocket just changes colors every couple days but i always have at least one.

Nothing intentional just seems to happen that way.

LOL, variety is the spice of life, no?

darnit · 07-14-2004, 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by chase
LOL, variety is the spice of life, no?

LOL, I just feel bad for the upstream guys who are buying them all. If i didnt have a lighter id buy one, just always seem to have one...

oh well at least i know others poket mine, hences the color changes. Lighter karma i guess.

brizzad · 07-14-2004, 10:53 PM

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Originally posted by darnit
I havent bought a lighter in over 3 years, the lighter in my pocket just changes colors every couple days but i always have at least one.

Nothing intentional just seems to happen that way.

at first after reading this i was like.. "dude, where the fuck can i get a tight ass lighter that changes colors like that!" but then i realized what was going on

fucking scammer

=^..^= · 07-14-2004, 11:00 PM

all smokers are habitual "peter theives"
thats why when I used to smoke I'd always have a really nice zippo distinct to me and engraved on the back - anyone pinching that lighter always got busted by someone else seeing them with it
I always got it back

teh alternative is to buy PINK lighters - since most smokers who buy BIC's get them in red black or white noone will want to steal your pink lighter

eksites · 07-14-2004, 11:02 PM

Lighters, standard corner store lighters, not zippos, are communal property. Like pens. That's just how it is.

darnit · 07-14-2004, 11:07 PM

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Originally posted by brizzad
fucking scammer

Its not intentional and people must be ganking from me or else the color wouldn't change.

Lighter Karma will catch up to me soon im sure

infectd · 07-14-2004, 11:31 PM

all the time.

brizzad · 07-14-2004, 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by infectd
all the time.

Dagwolf · 07-14-2004, 11:33 PM

I steal my wife's and my mom-in-law's lighters so often that whenever they can't find one they automatically jump all over me whether I took it or not...

Then I stealthily slip it under the edge of an ashtray and say, "Look, I told you I didn't have it!"

fudpuck · 07-14-2004, 11:55 PM

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Originally posted by 187
Smokers: Do you ever accidentally steal your friend's lighter after borrowing it?

I don't usually steal lighters, nor do I smoke..but I put a lot of lighters into circulation.

chase · 07-15-2004, 12:01 AM

You guys are too funny, lol.
We have a buddy who is by far the worst...when he's around and someone notices their flame is missing, we don't even have to say a word, everyone looks at him and he turns out his pockets...usually depositing the missing lighter, and two or three others that weren't reported missing yet, lol.

Dagwolf · 07-15-2004, 12:03 AM

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Originally posted by chase
You guys are too funny, lol.
We have a buddy who is by far the worst...when he's around and someone notices their flame is missing, we don't even have to say a word, everyone looks at him and he turns out his pockets...usually depositing the missing lighter, and two or three others that weren't reported missing yet, lol.

Is it me?

chase · 07-15-2004, 12:10 AM

LOL, don't think so...why, you wanna turn your pockets out for me?

johnbosh · 07-15-2004, 12:16 AM

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Originally posted by jscott
they always steal mine & i always steal theirs, never purposely tho

sicone · 07-15-2004, 12:33 AM

yeah... accidentally

Aquarius · 07-15-2004, 12:42 AM

No, I always carry mine, my friends take mine sometimes.

s9ann0 · 07-15-2004, 12:44 AM

I take zippos too

Gunni · 07-15-2004, 12:49 AM

fucking thives

valley hina · 07-15-2004, 12:56 AM

that always happens and when they do it to me i hate life aftter i foind out that its missing

Serge Litehead · 07-15-2004, 12:58 AM

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Originally posted by Gunni
fucking thives

can i have my lighter back now?

Gunni · 07-15-2004, 01:03 AM

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Originally posted by holograph
can i have my lighter back now?

eehhhmm, sure, wich one was yours again?

SetTheWorldonFire · 07-15-2004, 01:12 AM

I have a hubcap attached to mine,

they give it back right after they lite up

EROTEEK · 07-15-2004, 04:04 AM

... me wanted to say NO, NO... me wanted to say I am the FRIEND you talked about, not the thief... but i just looked into my purse...and DANG..i have 6 (six) lighters there... i wonder who put them ???

Rankings · 07-15-2004, 04:05 AM

yes, and to be completely honest sometimes it's not an accident

Dagwolf · 07-15-2004, 04:08 AM

With me it's always an accident. Except with my mom-in-law. When she has two lighters and mine runs out I steal one...

cool1 · 07-15-2004, 04:22 AM

I do it and it happens to me too!

blazin · 07-15-2004, 04:37 AM

Not anymore, I usually carry 3-4 lighters with me

eskimo · 07-15-2004, 06:54 AM

I've quit for over 2 months now, but, yes i did this to my friends or they did it to me; no big deal.

Solution; get a zippo, it will never go missing among your friends, unless they're just theiving bastards :P

Tom_PMs · 07-15-2004, 07:00 AM

Once when I was a teenager I think. Not as an adult though cuz I never leave home unprepared.

mardigras · 07-15-2004, 07:07 AM

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Originally posted by eksites
Lighters, standard corner store lighters, not zippos, are communal property. Like pens. That's just how it is.

LOL, I had a friend who used to say that...
he felt the same about food, drinks and anything else

Try lighting your morning smoke with the electric stove because your klepto friend took all of your lighters the night before.

mardigras · 07-15-2004, 07:11 AM

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Originally posted by input
yes, and to be completely honest sometimes it's not an accident

I think most times those who say they just do it really are aware of it when they do it and it's not an accident.

I never take lighters that aren't mine, at most mine gets swapped with someone else but that's usually their doing too because theirs is running low

StarkReality · 07-15-2004, 07:13 AM

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Originally posted by eksites
Lighters, standard corner store lighters, not zippos, are communal property. Like pens. That's just how it is.

ROFL

It always happens to me, but I always make sure that my smoking friends get a pack of 10 together with their christmas gift, this prolly makes up for all the lighters I "collected" from them over the year.

BradM · 07-15-2004, 08:11 AM

pad: you're not old enough to smoke.
Does mommy know?

Adultnet · 07-15-2004, 08:19 AM

well I never steal the light on purpose if I forget to return it i will give it back in the next time I meet the person.

Firehorse · 07-15-2004, 10:57 AM

It used to happen by accident when I used to smoke years ago.

TheWildcard · 07-15-2004, 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by nofx
i do it all the time

What he said.

phillyrich · 07-15-2004, 11:18 AM

It is just a force of habit, I am used to putting a lighter back in my pocket.

pornJester · 07-15-2004, 11:20 AM

Gotta keep an eye on lighters, they go quick.

zdwebber · 07-15-2004, 11:35 AM

Yea, but it's usually not an accident.

bigusdickus · 07-15-2004, 11:35 AM

Lighter rotation is common practice around my house.. Friends come over, and we've got new ones.. they leave, and we have none....

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=^..^= Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ 380-366 Posts: 6,935	all smokers are habitual "peter theives" thats why when I used to smoke I'd always have a really nice zippo distinct to me and engraved on the back - anyone pinching that lighter always got busted by someone else seeing them with it I always got it back teh alternative is to buy PINK lighters - since most smokers who buy BIC's get them in red black or white noone will want to steal your pink lighter __________________ #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	I steal my wife's and my mom-in-law's lighters so often that whenever they can't find one they automatically jump all over me whether I took it or not... Then I stealthily slip it under the edge of an ashtray and say, "Look, I told you I didn't have it!" __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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chase Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tampa Bay Posts: 6,019	Standard activity around here. I don't think we'd know who our friends were if they didn't have our lighters to prove it, lol. We get the fancy lighters...deters theft among the tightest circle. Others tamper with theirs to make them "marked" so they know it's theirs, lol. I have it easy...I just get the stripper guy ones.....none of my friends (mostly guys) even seem to take those.

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Big Cheese Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 473	It always happens with the bics. I'm sure to always get my zippo back.

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Serge Litehead Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Behind the scenes Posts: 5,190	lighters do rotate, constanty - its no biggie can't call it stealing though wouldn'd mind having zippo with my name engraved.

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brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	i steal them because i cant buy them... you think i have the money for such technology?

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darnit Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Teh Interweb Posts: 2,439	I havent bought a lighter in over 3 years, the lighter in my pocket just changes colors every couple days but i always have at least one. Nothing intentional just seems to happen that way.

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eksites Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 31	Lighters, standard corner store lighters, not zippos, are communal property. Like pens. That's just how it is.

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infectd Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Canerda Posts: 1,122	all the time.

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chase Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tampa Bay Posts: 6,019	You guys are too funny, lol. We have a buddy who is by far the worst...when he's around and someone notices their flame is missing, we don't even have to say a word, everyone looks at him and he turns out his pockets...usually depositing the missing lighter, and two or three others that weren't reported missing yet, lol.

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chase Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tampa Bay Posts: 6,019	LOL, don't think so...why, you wanna turn your pockets out for me?

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Aquarius Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mom's basement Posts: 4,754	No, I always carry mine, my friends take mine sometimes.

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s9ann0 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 4,873	I take zippos too

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Gunni Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Barcelona Posts: 2,385	fucking thives

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valley hina Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,170	that always happens and when they do it to me i hate life aftter i foind out that its missing

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Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	With me it's always an accident. Except with my mom-in-law. When she has two lighters and mine runs out I steal one... __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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eskimo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 199	I've quit for over 2 months now, but, yes i did this to my friends or they did it to me; no big deal. Solution; get a zippo, it will never go missing among your friends, unless they're just theiving bastards :P __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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