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187 07-14-2004 10:24 PM

Smokers: Do you ever accidentally steal your friend's lighter after borrowing it?
 
By sticking it in your pocket due to habit?

am I just a burnout?

discuss

nofx 07-14-2004 10:27 PM

i do it all the time

jscott 07-14-2004 10:27 PM

they always steal mine & i always steal theirs, never purposely tho

chase 07-14-2004 10:29 PM

Standard activity around here. I don't think we'd know who our friends were if they didn't have our lighters to prove it, lol. We get the fancy lighters...deters theft among the tightest circle. Others tamper with theirs to make them "marked" so they know it's theirs, lol. I have it easy...I just get the stripper guy ones.....none of my friends (mostly guys) even seem to take those.:winkwink:

Big Cheese 07-14-2004 10:30 PM

It always happens with the bics. I'm sure to always get my zippo back.

Serge Litehead 07-14-2004 10:30 PM

lighters do rotate, constanty - its no biggie can't call it stealing though
wouldn'd mind having zippo with my name engraved.

brizzad 07-14-2004 10:34 PM

i steal them because i cant buy them... you think i have the money for such technology?

mrthumbs 07-14-2004 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
i steal them because i cant buy them... you think i have the money for such technology?
:1orglaugh

chase 07-14-2004 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
i steal them because i cant buy them... you think i have the money for such technology?
:2 cents: here's my donation, hun!

darnit 07-14-2004 10:46 PM

I havent bought a lighter in over 3 years, the lighter in my pocket just changes colors every couple days but i always have at least one.

Nothing intentional just seems to happen that way.

chase 07-14-2004 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by darnit
I havent bought a lighter in over 3 years, the lighter in my pocket just changes colors every couple days but i always have at least one.

Nothing intentional just seems to happen that way.

LOL, variety is the spice of life, no?

darnit 07-14-2004 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chase
LOL, variety is the spice of life, no?
LOL, I just feel bad for the upstream guys who are buying them all. If i didnt have a lighter id buy one, just always seem to have one...

oh well at least i know others poket mine, hences the color changes. Lighter karma i guess. :)

brizzad 07-14-2004 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by darnit
I havent bought a lighter in over 3 years, the lighter in my pocket just changes colors every couple days but i always have at least one.

Nothing intentional just seems to happen that way.


at first after reading this i was like.. "dude, where the fuck can i get a tight ass lighter that changes colors like that!" but then i realized what was going on :(

fucking scammer

=^..^= 07-14-2004 11:00 PM

all smokers are habitual "peter theives"
thats why when I used to smoke I'd always have a really nice zippo distinct to me and engraved on the back - anyone pinching that lighter always got busted by someone else seeing them with it
I always got it back

teh alternative is to buy PINK lighters - since most smokers who buy BIC's get them in red black or white noone will want to steal your pink lighter :glugglug

eksites 07-14-2004 11:02 PM

Lighters, standard corner store lighters, not zippos, are communal property. Like pens. That's just how it is.

darnit 07-14-2004 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
fucking scammer
:1orglaugh Its not intentional and people must be ganking from me or else the color wouldn't change.

Lighter Karma will catch up to me soon im sure :helpme

infectd 07-14-2004 11:31 PM

all the time.

brizzad 07-14-2004 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by infectd
all the time.

:offtopic

Dagwolf 07-14-2004 11:33 PM

I steal my wife's and my mom-in-law's lighters so often that whenever they can't find one they automatically jump all over me whether I took it or not...

Then I stealthily slip it under the edge of an ashtray and say, "Look, I told you I didn't have it!"

fudpuck 07-14-2004 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 187
Smokers: Do you ever accidentally steal your friend's lighter after borrowing it?

I don't usually steal lighters, nor do I smoke..but I put a lot of lighters into circulation.

chase 07-15-2004 12:01 AM

You guys are too funny, lol.
We have a buddy who is by far the worst...when he's around and someone notices their flame is missing, we don't even have to say a word, everyone looks at him and he turns out his pockets...usually depositing the missing lighter, and two or three others that weren't reported missing yet, lol.

Dagwolf 07-15-2004 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chase
You guys are too funny, lol.
We have a buddy who is by far the worst...when he's around and someone notices their flame is missing, we don't even have to say a word, everyone looks at him and he turns out his pockets...usually depositing the missing lighter, and two or three others that weren't reported missing yet, lol.

Is it me?

chase 07-15-2004 12:10 AM

LOL, don't think so...why, you wanna turn your pockets out for me?:Graucho

johnbosh 07-15-2004 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jscott
they always steal mine & i always steal theirs, never purposely tho
:glugglug

sicone 07-15-2004 12:33 AM

yeah... accidentally:thumbsup
:1orglaugh

Aquarius 07-15-2004 12:42 AM

No, I always carry mine, my friends take mine sometimes.

s9ann0 07-15-2004 12:44 AM

I take zippos too

Gunni 07-15-2004 12:49 AM

fucking thives

valley hina 07-15-2004 12:56 AM

that always happens and when they do it to me i hate life aftter i foind out that its missing

Serge Litehead 07-15-2004 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gunni
fucking thives
can i have my lighter back now? :)

Gunni 07-15-2004 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by holograph
can i have my lighter back now? :)
eehhhmm, sure, wich one was yours again?

SetTheWorldonFire 07-15-2004 01:12 AM

I have a hubcap attached to mine,

they give it back right after they lite up :Graucho

EROTEEK 07-15-2004 04:04 AM

... me wanted to say NO, NO... me wanted to say I am the FRIEND you talked about, not the thief... but i just looked into my purse...and DANG..i have 6 (six) lighters there... i wonder who put them ??? :Graucho

Rankings 07-15-2004 04:05 AM

yes, and to be completely honest sometimes it's not an accident

Dagwolf 07-15-2004 04:08 AM

With me it's always an accident. Except with my mom-in-law. When she has two lighters and mine runs out I steal one...

cool1 07-15-2004 04:22 AM

I do it and it happens to me too!

blazin 07-15-2004 04:37 AM

Not anymore, I usually carry 3-4 lighters with me :glugglug

eskimo 07-15-2004 06:54 AM

I've quit for over 2 months now, but, yes i did this to my friends or they did it to me; no big deal.

Solution; get a zippo, it will never go missing among your friends, unless they're just theiving bastards :P

Tom_PMs 07-15-2004 07:00 AM

Once when I was a teenager I think. Not as an adult though cuz I never leave home unprepared.

mardigras 07-15-2004 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eksites
Lighters, standard corner store lighters, not zippos, are communal property. Like pens. That's just how it is.
LOL, I had a friend who used to say that...
he felt the same about food, drinks and anything else:glugglug

Try lighting your morning smoke with the electric stove because your klepto friend took all of your lighters the night before.:feels-hot

mardigras 07-15-2004 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by input
yes, and to be completely honest sometimes it's not an accident
I think most times those who say they just do it really are aware of it when they do it and it's not an accident.

I never take lighters that aren't mine, at most mine gets swapped with someone else but that's usually their doing too because theirs is running low:1orglaugh

StarkReality 07-15-2004 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eksites
Lighters, standard corner store lighters, not zippos, are communal property. Like pens. That's just how it is.
ROFL :thumbsup It always happens to me, but I always make sure that my smoking friends get a pack of 10 together with their christmas gift, this prolly makes up for all the lighters I "collected" from them over the year.

BradM 07-15-2004 08:11 AM

pad: you're not old enough to smoke.
Does mommy know?

Adultnet 07-15-2004 08:19 AM

well I never steal the light on purpose if I forget to return it i will give it back in the next time I meet the person.

Firehorse 07-15-2004 10:57 AM

It used to happen by accident when I used to smoke years ago.

TheWildcard 07-15-2004 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nofx
i do it all the time
What he said.

phillyrich 07-15-2004 11:18 AM

It is just a force of habit, I am used to putting a lighter back in my pocket.

pornJester 07-15-2004 11:20 AM

Gotta keep an eye on lighters, they go quick.

zdwebber 07-15-2004 11:35 AM

Yea, but it's usually not an accident.

bigusdickus 07-15-2004 11:35 AM

Lighter rotation is common practice around my house.. Friends come over, and we've got new ones.. they leave, and we have none....


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