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Old 01-08-2004, 06:38 PM   #1
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$25,000+ Burning a hole in my pocket....Where do I Invest?

Anyone on GFY have any good business projects they want to get done. I have $25,000 +/- to invest for a few months.

Spam me with projects and or ideas.

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Old 01-08-2004, 06:39 PM   #2
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Yes but I can't post it here. ICQ me?

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Offline biz btw.
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Old 01-08-2004, 06:39 PM   #3
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Old 01-08-2004, 06:44 PM   #4
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Old 01-08-2004, 06:48 PM   #5
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This goes for anybody btw. $8000 and up to invest get in touch with me.
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"I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."
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Old 01-08-2004, 06:49 PM   #6
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Anyone on GFY have any good business projects they want to get done. I have $25,000 +/- to invest for a few months.

Spam me with projects and or ideas.

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... take a good look at ACTG ... or maybe netflix ... but on the other hand I have burnt a shitload of money on stocks ... so you better stay away.
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Old 01-08-2004, 06:50 PM   #7
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Anyone on GFY have any good business projects they want to get done. I have $25,000 +/- to invest for a few months.

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buy me a raft and send me out to sea...its not a good investment, but it would make me happy
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Old 01-08-2004, 06:50 PM   #8
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you can use that as a downpayment on http://MrIzzz.com i'll take the other 75000 in installments.
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Old 01-08-2004, 06:53 PM   #9
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Old 01-08-2004, 06:56 PM   #10
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To be honest, if I really could find a nifty angel investor, I'd be happy as hell. I've got a project that's about the width of a gnat's ass from being able to launch and I can't fucking afford it right now.
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Old 01-08-2004, 06:57 PM   #11
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To be honest, if I really could find a nifty angel investor, I'd be happy as hell. I've got a project that's about the width of a gnat's ass from being able to launch and I can't fucking afford it right now.
How big is the width of a gnats ass? In $$ that is.
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Old 01-08-2004, 07:30 PM   #12
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Old 01-08-2004, 07:34 PM   #13
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Old 01-08-2004, 07:35 PM   #14
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i can get some really good cocaine, then we step on it with baby laxitive and move it into inner city los angeles high schools. if you want to go further, we could even cook it into crack and take all the profits ourselves
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Old 01-08-2004, 07:37 PM   #15
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i can get some really good cocaine, then we step on it with baby laxitive and move it into inner city los angeles high schools. if you want to go further, we could even cook it into crack and take all the profits ourselves
amen to that....the best investment in the world..
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i can get some really good cocaine, then we step on it with baby laxitive and move it into inner city los angeles high schools. if you want to go further, we could even cook it into crack and take all the profits ourselves
step on it, baby
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Old 01-08-2004, 07:42 PM   #17
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Old 01-08-2004, 07:46 PM   #19
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amen to that....the best investment in the world..
Just as long as you dont get high on your own supply
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Old 01-08-2004, 07:48 PM   #20
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Give it to me.
I will give you $25,000 + 10% by 2005.
Guranteed!
Plus a partial stake in a business that stands to generate future profits.
Profits are 1 year away!

Ya better just lock it up in an IRA and do stocks
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Old 01-08-2004, 07:51 PM   #21
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Old 01-08-2004, 07:54 PM   #22
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donate it to the 'Tamara is broke' fund?

i tried i tried. hehe
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Old 01-08-2004, 09:16 PM   #23
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stocktrader23 and the others I will ICQ you in the morning.

Any good time to message everyone?

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Old 01-08-2004, 09:19 PM   #24
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Your best investment would be the stock market right now...

There are quite a few stocks right now that will pay big in the short to mid term.....
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Any symbols?

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Old 01-08-2004, 09:29 PM   #26
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invest in something you can understand and control and you will have less risk.

See to many people that know shit about a industry invest in some private business with a fancy business plan.

good luck
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Old 01-08-2004, 09:32 PM   #27
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Right now, I am in the following stocks

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PGHI and MSGL
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How big is the width of a gnats ass? In $$ that is.
Considering that I design it and a prototype is already online, not more than $5k. That would be for the needed server, script, and starting promotions. I'm also considering a merchant account later on down the road.
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Donate $1100 of it to the "Save Nappy from living in his car fund".. Im sure he would appreciate it
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Spam me with projects and or ideas.

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If you are interested in stock markets, i can give you some good suggestions
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Donate $1100 of it to the "Save Nappy from living in his car fund".. Im sure he would appreciate it
who's nappy? but I say, if it helps the guy out, go for it
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hi ok send me an ICQ 46335817 got something very exciting.
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hmmm, sooo many smart ass answers come to mind. i just can't pic one
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hmmm, sooo many smart ass answers come to mind. i just can't pic one
oh, come on...choose one
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I did 24.37% last year on bond funds like AGF457. Why risk it?
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I did 24.37% last year on bond funds like AGF457. Why risk it?
niiiiice. do you have someone investing for you?
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Shoplifter any info on the bond funds you are in?

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Hey Tala how much do you need to get your project launched???
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investing money with someone online BAD IDEA, especially with an adult webmaster
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Hey Tala how much do you need to get your project launched???
Not more than $5k. I'm so close to launching that I can almost taste it. It's driving me nuts.
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I am mesmerized by the ass in your sig.....
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Guaranteed money making and only about 5000-8000 investment to own half.
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Old 01-09-2004, 08:41 PM   #47
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That was a good one

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Old 01-10-2004, 08:14 AM   #48
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Anyone else?

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Old 01-10-2004, 08:27 AM   #49
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sure, ICQ# 121747195
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Old 01-10-2004, 08:41 AM   #50
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Nothing personal, but remember - a fool and his money are soon parted.

GFY is the last place in universe I'd look for an investment opportunity
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