$25,000+ Burning a hole in my pocket....Where do I Invest?
 

Anyone on GFY have any good business projects they want to get done. I have $25,000 +/- to invest for a few months.

Spam me with projects and or ideas.

Spankstrocko

Yes but I can't post it here. ICQ me?

209235248

Offline biz btw.

YES!

Q me, please. :)

169649237 :glugglug

ICQ me 201636447

This goes for anybody btw. $8000 and up to invest get in touch with me.

... take a good look at ACTG ... or maybe netflix ... but on the other hand I have burnt a shitload of money on stocks ... so you better stay away.

buy me a raft and send me out to sea...its not a good investment, but it would make me happy :thumbsup :glugglug

you can use that as a downpayment on http://MrIzzz.com i'll take the other 75000 in installments.:Graucho

ICQ me - 78881543

email gfy @ sickkittens . com

To be honest, if I really could find a nifty angel investor, I'd be happy as hell. I've got a project that's about the width of a gnat's ass from being able to launch and I can't fucking afford it right now. :feels-hot

How big is the width of a gnats ass? In $$ that is.

Invest in a TGP, the interweb needs more of them :glugglug

i can get some really good cocaine, then we step on it with baby laxitive and move it into inner city los angeles high schools. if you want to go further, we could even cook it into crack and take all the profits ourselves

amen to that....the best investment in the world..:)

step on it, baby

Turnkey pornsites, design and build, we can do it.:winkwink:

Just as long as you dont get high on your own supply :)

Give it to me.
I will give you $25,000 + 10% by 2005. :)
Guranteed!
Plus a partial stake in a business that stands to generate future profits.
Profits are 1 year away!

Ya better just lock it up in an IRA and do stocks:)

How much would Acacia sell up for?

donate it to the 'Tamara is broke' fund? :winkwink:

i tried i tried. hehe

stocktrader23 and the others I will ICQ you in the morning.

Any good time to message everyone?

Spankstrocko

Your best investment would be the stock market right now...

There are quite a few stocks right now that will pay big in the short to mid term.....

Alex

Any symbols?

Spankstrocko

invest in something you can understand and control and you will have less risk.

See to many people that know shit about a industry invest in some private business with a fancy business plan.

good luck

Right now, I am in the following stocks

ZRAN
JPM
GE
BA
MCLD
ORCL
JBL

Penny stocks

PGHI and MSGL

Considering that I design it and a prototype is already online, not more than $5k. That would be for the needed server, script, and starting promotions. I'm also considering a merchant account later on down the road.

Donate $1100 of it to the "Save Nappy from living in his car fund".. Im sure he would appreciate it :Graucho

If you are interested in stock markets, i can give you some good suggestions

who's nappy? but I say, if it helps the guy out, go for it :thumbsup

hi :) ok send me an ICQ 46335817 got something very exciting.

hmmm, sooo many smart ass answers come to mind. i just can't pic one

oh, come on...choose one :thumbsup :glugglug

I did 24.37% last year on bond funds like AGF457. Why risk it?

niiiiice. do you have someone investing for you?

Shoplifter any info on the bond funds you are in?

Spankstrocko

Hey Tala how much do you need to get your project launched???

I am getting back to people who left ICQ # or you can leave an e-mail.


Spankstrocko

investing money with someone online BAD IDEA, especially with an adult webmaster :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Not more than $5k. I'm so close to launching that I can almost taste it. It's driving me nuts.

I am mesmerized by the ass in your sig.....:helpme

Buy google stock on opening day and sell at the end of trading on the first day.

-Tony

It's because of people like you that traders on the "INSIDE" can make a furtune doing this. Good luck buying it at it's ipo price:1orglaugh

DEAR SIR,

FIRSTLY I MUST FIRST SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION; THIS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEEN INTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND TOP SECRET THOUGH KNOW THAT A TRANSACTION OF THIS MAGNITUDE WILL MAKE SOMEONE APPREHENSIVE AND ELATED BUT I AM ASSURING YOU THAT ALL WILL BE WELL AT THE END OF THE DAY. I HAVE DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU DUE TO THE URGENCY OF THIS TRANSACTION AS WE HAVE BEEN RELIABLY INFORMED OF YOU DISCRETNESS AND ABILITY TO HANDLE TRANSACTION OF THIS NATURE.

LET ME START BY INTRODUCING MYSELF PROPERLY , I AM MR. TIJANI YUSUFU CREDIT OFFFICER WITH THE UNION BANK OF NIGERIA PLC (UBA) BENIN BRANCH, I CAME TO KNOW OF YOU IN MY PRIVATE SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO HANDLE THIS CONFIDENTIAL TRANSACTION,WHICH INVOLVES TRANSFERING HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE

THE PREPOSITION:

A FOREIGNER AND AN AMERICAN , LATE ENGR JOHN CREEK (SNR) AN OIL MERCHANT WITH THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA, UNTIL HIS DEATH MONTHS AGO IN KENYA AIRBUS ( A3K-300) FLIGHT KQ430 BANKED WITH US AT UNION BANK OF NIGERIA PLC BENIN AND HAD A CLOSING BALANCE AS AT THE END OF MARCH 2001 WORTH $35,432,000USD , THE BANK NOW EXPECTS A NEXT OF KIN AS BENEFICIARY. VALUABLE EFFORT HAVE BEEN MADE BY THIS BANK TO GET IN YOUCH WITH ANY OF THE CREEKS RELATIVE OR FAMILY HAVE BEEN UNSUCESSFUL. IT IS BECAUSE OF THE PERCEIVED POSIBILITY OF NOT BEEN ABLE TO LOCATE ANY OF ENGR JOHN CREEK (SNR) NEXT OF KIN ( HE HAD NO WIFE OR CHILDREN THAT IS KNOWN TO US ).

THE MANAGEMENT UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF OUR CHAIRMAN AND MEMBERS OF THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE FOR THE FUNDS TO BE DECLARED "UNCLAIMED" AND SUBSEQUENTLY DONATE THE FUNDS TO THE ARMS & ARMUNITION TRUST FUNDS AND THIS WILL FUTHER ENHANCE THE CAUSE OF WAR IN AFRICA AND THE WORLD IN GENERAL .

IN OTHER TO AVERT THIS NEGATIVE DEVELOPMENT SOME OF MY TRUSTED COLLEAGUES AND I NOW SEEK YOUR PERMISSION TO HAVE YOU STAND AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE LATE MR.JOHN CREEK (SNR) SO THAT THE FUNDS WILL BE RELEASED AND PAID INTO YOUR ACCOUNT AS THE BENEFICIARY NEXT OF KIN, ALL DOCUMENT AND PROOFS TO ENABLE YOU GET THIS FUNDS WILL BE CAREFULLY WORKED OUT . WE HAVE BEEN MANDATED BY THE BANK TO OFFICIALY DECLARE THE BENEFICIARY WITHIN THE SHORTEST POSSIBLE TIME , THAT IS WHY WE HAVE DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU AND MORE SO WE ARE ASSURING YOU THAT YOU THAT THE BUSINESS IS 100% RISK FREE INVOLVEMENT .

AS SOON AS WE RECEIVE AN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF THE RECEIPT OF THIS MESSAGE IN ACCEPTANCE OF OUR MUTUAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL WE WOULD FURNISH YOU WITH THE NECESSARY MODALITIES AND DISBURSEMENT RATIO TO SUIT BOTH PARTIES WITHOUT ANY CONFUSION .

IF THIS PROPOSAL IS ACCEPTABLE TO YOU DO NOT TAKE DUE ADVANTAGE OF THE TRUST BESTOWED ON YOU ,KINDLY RESPOND IMMEDIATELY WITH THE E-MAIL ADDRESS FURNISHING ME WITH YOUR MOST CONFIDENTIAL TELPHONE, FAX NUMBER AND YOUR EXCLUSIVE BANK ACCOUNT PARTICULARS SO THAT WE CAN USE THIS INFORMATION TO APPLY FOR THE RELEASE AND SUBSIQUENT TRANSFER OF FUNDS IN YOUR FAVOUR.

THANK YOU IN ADVANCED FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED CO-OPERATION

BEST REGARDS

MR TIJANI YUSUF

ICQ me for a nice new opportunity, both Dutch and US oriented.
125586484.

Guaranteed money making and only about 5000-8000 investment to own half.

Pleasurepays


That was a good one :)

Spankstrocko

Anyone else?

Spankstrocko

sure, ICQ# 121747195 :glugglug

Nothing personal, but remember - a fool and his money are soon parted.

GFY is the last place in universe I'd look for an investment opportunity :(