Vote for the best joke - GoFuckYourself.com

Paul Markham · 07-14-2004, 02:52 AM

The winner gets $200 worth of free content.

This was the original thread http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...pagen umber=1

JOKE A

Quote:

Originally posted by born4porn
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window.
Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"That's right," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.
"Yes," the woman says, "you're checking for any lumps of breast cancer."
"That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the woman.
He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes." :D

JOKE B

Quote:

Originally posted by Nicky
An exquisite painting entitled Home for Lunch was on display in a Pennsylvania art gallery. It depicted three very naked, very black men sitting on a park bench. What was unusual was that the men on both ends of the bench had black penises, but the man in the middle had a very pink penis.

Two women were staring at the painting, trying to figure it out. The artist noticed their confusion.

The artist asked, "Can I help you with this painting?"

One woman replied, "We were curious about the painting of the black men on the bench. Why does the man in the middle have a pink penis?"

"I'm afraid you've misinterpreted the painting," the artist explained. "The three men are not African-Americans. They are Pennsylvania coal miners, and the fellow in the middle went Home for Lunch."

JOKE C

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone
When Nasa first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, scientists spent a decade and 12 billion dollars to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.

JOKE D

Quote:

Originally posted by Tam
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle.
She picked it up and rubbed it, and 'low-and-behold' a genie appeared!

The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth.
I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?"

The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.
See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other
and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa.
It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These
countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape
after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT
good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be
reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to
find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to
cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along
with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful.
That is what I wish for...a good man."

The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see that friggin' map again."

So go and vote, I'm going to see if I can get the pole to work.

Paul Markham · 07-14-2004, 03:04 AM

Only one vote so far.

pure energy · 07-14-2004, 03:57 AM

i like joke C too but that is more the Americans are stupid type so i voted for the D

cool1 · 07-14-2004, 04:19 AM

They are all funny

Paul Markham · 07-14-2004, 09:32 AM

Anymore votes because I'm going to be giving the prize away soon.

Tam needs some help.

Corleone · 07-14-2004, 09:39 AM

funny jokes

Paul Markham · 07-14-2004, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Corleone
funny jokes

So keep voting.

To be honest there was lots of them.

Anyone want a good laugh go check out the thread.

Dildozer · 07-14-2004, 10:12 AM

macho · 07-14-2004, 10:16 AM

All are ok!!

fishy · 07-14-2004, 10:20 AM

I really hate jokes, mostly because they're too long. But joke 3 is the bomb.

Paul Markham · 07-14-2004, 10:53 AM

Joke A wins it, so if born4porn would like to email I will tell him how he picks up his prize.

Firstly he purchases $2,000 worth of content from our sites, then he send his GF over to us ..............................

No just ICQ me.

born4porn · 07-14-2004, 11:01 AM

that's awesome thanks charly and all who voted for my joke!

born4porn · 07-14-2004, 11:05 AM

lol about my gf, I almost sprayed my monitor with my drink!

axelcat · 07-14-2004, 11:18 AM

All good

silent moan · 07-14-2004, 11:20 AM

Tam · 07-14-2004, 11:20 AM

HEY now..... I JUST voted for me.... I didn't know this was here.. I DEMAND a recount on the premise that I didn't know anything and I have friends in high places that will want to support my decision on a recount so that I can win this.......

I am kidding.... these were all funny, I had a bad day the other day and read almost all of them, and for one of mine to be pulled from all of that, that's cool all on it's own.... thanks charly....

kimzar · 07-14-2004, 11:22 AM

all made me chuckle

Nader · 07-14-2004, 11:24 AM

Which one is the best?
You have already voted on this poll.
Joke A 7 25.93%
Joke B 6 22.22%
Joke C 7 25.93%
Joke D 7 25.93%
Total: 27 votes 100%

wow they are all good...

Lucy · 07-14-2004, 11:24 AM

I like all of them, but my favourite is joke D

View Poll Results: Which one is the best?
Joke A	9	29.03%
Joke B	6	19.35%
Joke C	7	22.58%
Joke D	9	29.03%
Voters: 31. You may not vote on this poll

07-14-2004, 03:04 AM	#2
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Only one vote so far. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

07-14-2004, 03:57 AM	#3
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07-14-2004, 04:19 AM	#4
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	They are all funny __________________

07-14-2004, 09:32 AM	#5
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Anymore votes because I'm going to be giving the prize away soon. Tam needs some help. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

07-14-2004, 09:39 AM	#6
Corleone C.R.E.A.M Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,262	funny jokes

07-14-2004, 10:12 AM	#8
Dildozer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 7,519	__________________ Spam link here

07-14-2004, 10:16 AM	#9
macho Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Internet Posts: 2,875	All are ok!!

07-14-2004, 10:20 AM	#10
fishy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 116	I really hate jokes, mostly because they're too long. But joke 3 is the bomb. __________________ MAILERS MAILERS: Need a hot product? Click to find out!"

07-14-2004, 10:53 AM	#11
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Joke A wins it, so if born4porn would like to email I will tell him how he picks up his prize. Firstly he purchases $2,000 worth of content from our sites, then he send his GF over to us .............................. No just ICQ me. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

07-14-2004, 11:01 AM	#12
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	that's awesome thanks charly and all who voted for my joke!

07-14-2004, 11:05 AM	#13
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	lol about my gf, I almost sprayed my monitor with my drink!

07-14-2004, 11:18 AM	#14
axelcat Adult Locals Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Coast Posts: 25,450	All good

07-14-2004, 11:20 AM	#15
silent moan Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,908	D

07-14-2004, 11:20 AM	#16
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	HEY now..... I JUST voted for me.... I didn't know this was here.. I DEMAND a recount on the premise that I didn't know anything and I have friends in high places that will want to support my decision on a recount so that I can win this....... I am kidding.... these were all funny, I had a bad day the other day and read almost all of them, and for one of mine to be pulled from all of that, that's cool all on it's own.... thanks charly....

07-14-2004, 11:22 AM	#17
kimzar Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Your Mother's Snatch! Posts: 1,874	all made me chuckle

07-14-2004, 11:24 AM	#18
Nader Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Los Angeles, Ca Posts: 5,086	Which one is the best? You have already voted on this poll. Joke A 7 25.93% Joke B 6 22.22% Joke C 7 25.93% Joke D 7 25.93% Total: 27 votes 100% wow they are all good...

07-14-2004, 11:24 AM	#19
Lucy Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,969	I like all of them, but my favourite is joke D __________________ http://www.adultczechcontent.com ICQ: 288414057 email: [email protected]