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Juicy D. Links · 07-13-2004, 11:39 AM

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Status: In Transit -
On Time
Scheduled Delivery: Jul 14, 2004

Shipped to: PLAINVIEW, NY, US
Shipped or Billed on: Jul 8, 2004

Tracking Number:
Service Type: GROUND
Weight: 2.00 Lbs
Note: Your package is in the UPS system and is on time with a scheduled delivery date of Jul 14, 2004.

Package Progress:

Date/
Time Location Activity

Jul 13, 2004
12:27 P.M.
SECAUCUS, NJ, US
ARRIVAL SCAN
Jul 9, 2004
2:36 A.M.
LAGUNA HILLS, CA, US
DEPARTURE SCAN
Jul 8, 2004
9:01 P.M.
LAGUNA HILLS, CA, US
ORIGIN SCAN
6:26 P.M. US BILLING INFORMATION RECEIVED

IPK · 07-13-2004, 11:54 AM

No offense [Brian], but that contraption scares the shit out of me. It looks like a medieval torture device.

BVF · 07-13-2004, 11:55 AM

tell me how it works...I was contemplating buying one but was ashamed

But now that the JuiceMaster has bought one, I can feel confident to purchase one myself.

pornstar2pac · 07-13-2004, 11:55 AM

don't forgret to post pics

Juicy D. Links · 07-13-2004, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
tell me how it works...I was contemplating buying one but was ashamed But now that the JuiceMaster has bought one, I can feel confident to purchase one myself.

i got it for FREE heheheh

Send over 40 sales you get on for free. Ill kkeep you guys updated once i get it

ShellyCrash · 07-13-2004, 12:50 PM

I don't even have a penis and that thing looks scarey.. I have no idea how it works but it looks like you put your willy in, squeeze the salad tongs, and pull.

The Truth Hurts · 07-13-2004, 01:02 PM

$300 for what looks like about $1.49 worth of parts you can get at home depot?

p1mpdogg · 07-13-2004, 01:03 PM

i have one already, its kind of intimidating, but my problem is i keep getting a hardon when i put it on.. and you cant have a hard dick in this thing...

p1mpdogg · 07-13-2004, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
$300 for what looks like about $1.49 worth of parts you can get at home depot?

shut up you stupid c u n t

Juicy D. Links · 07-13-2004, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by p1mpdogg
i have one already, its kind of intimidating, but my problem is i keep getting a hardon when i put it on.. and you cant have a hard dick in this thing...

you need to be hard first? hmmmm i better get me some viagra

p1mpdogg · 07-13-2004, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
you need to be hard first? hmmmm i better get me some viagra

nah, you cant get hard at all

it needs to be done while limp as a noodle

The Truth Hurts · 07-13-2004, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by p1mpdogg
shut up you stupid c u n t

why do you bother?

cunt.

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