UPDATE: My Fast Size cock elongater is cumming
 

I cant wait to strap that on my dong!!!!!



Status: In Transit -
On Time
Scheduled Delivery: Jul 14, 2004

Shipped to: PLAINVIEW, NY, US
Shipped or Billed on: Jul 8, 2004



Tracking Number:
Service Type: GROUND
Weight: 2.00 Lbs
Note: Your package is in the UPS system and is on time with a scheduled delivery date of Jul 14, 2004.






Package Progress:


Date/
Time Location Activity

Jul 13, 2004
12:27 P.M.
SECAUCUS, NJ, US
ARRIVAL SCAN
Jul 9, 2004
2:36 A.M.
LAGUNA HILLS, CA, US
DEPARTURE SCAN
Jul 8, 2004
9:01 P.M.
LAGUNA HILLS, CA, US
ORIGIN SCAN
6:26 P.M. US BILLING INFORMATION RECEIVED
:Graucho :Graucho

No offense [Brian], but that contraption scares the shit out of me. It looks like a medieval torture device.

tell me how it works...I was contemplating buying one but was ashamed :( But now that the JuiceMaster has bought one, I can feel confident to purchase one myself.

don't forgret to post pics

i got it for FREE heheheh


Send over 40 sales you get on for free. Ill kkeep you guys updated once i get it :Graucho

I don't even have a penis and that thing looks scarey.. I have no idea how it works but it looks like you put your willy in, squeeze the salad tongs, and pull.
http://www.paiznik.co.kr/images/cds-c5.gif

$300 for what looks like about $1.49 worth of parts you can get at home depot?

i have one already, its kind of intimidating, but my problem is i keep getting a hardon when i put it on.. and you cant have a hard dick in this thing...

shut up you stupid c u n t

you need to be hard first? hmmmm i better get me some viagra

nah, you cant get hard at all

it needs to be done while limp as a noodle

why do you bother?

cunt.